Guild Wars 2

Has anyone else started paying attention to Asura insults from dialogue? They always make me giggle- Zojja’s in particular, but all of them are funny.

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Pusilanimous Pinhead

only two on top of my head right now… who can add to the list?

Lumbering clods, ignoramuses in reference to the inquest, and the all time favorite bookah! Lol

Asuras are arrogant pricks, but I love the insults from both sides.

“This is frontline Iron Legion equipment, not Asuran crystal-magic rainbow trash.”

In the start area there is a school where Asura kids battle each other with “You Mamas IQ is so low…”

“Shut your talk-hole, bookah. Every time you open it, you drip stupid all over my floor.”

That single line sold me on the Asura.

Just call Charr “domesticated bovines.” It never gets old. Their response is either “what?” or “I’m not domesticated.” To which you can quote the pet/work animal for humans portion of the definition of domesticated or simplify it for their simple minds and just say “cow.”

Mindshard.3572:

“Shut your talk-hole, bookah. Every time you open it, you drip stupid all over my floor.”

That single line sold me on the Asura.

Heh, who says that line?

That would be Zojja.

You’re dumb, and when you die u’ll leave a dumb corpse.

^OUCH.

Yo mamma’s so dumb, she thought a golemancer was what you get when you ask a golem question.

Yo mamma’s mass is so large, that if we don’t reach minimum safe distance soon she’ll collapse upon herself and drag us with her.

Progenies in general are just friggin’ great, they’re the best kids in the game. Like when they all shrink themselves because they though it would be fun.

yo mamma’s iq so low she thinks crafting is something you do at a criver

yo mamma’s iq is so low she thought svlvari was a type of metal
XD

Yo mamma’s IQ is so low she think elemental is four letters in the middle of the alphabet :P

yo mamma’s IQ so low she thinks norn cows say “moot”

“PREPARE-TO-DON-THE-BEHIND-HAT!”

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