Guild Wars 2

My favorite dialogue now is in the start of AC. After you get ambushed by a skelk upon entering the dungeon, the NPCs go something like:

Asura: See? This is why we need a cohesive plan – people just wander in here and get attacked!
Charr: Nobody’s arguing about the need for a plan. YOUR plan is just stupid and won’t work!

The text is funny enough, but their delivery has risen this to my favorite conversation in the game.

“Daddy, there’s a bug on the wall. Can I try out your new sword?”

“It’s everyone’s favorite cheap date, One-Drink Drake!”
“I hate you guys.”

“Hoo, weed. You’re out of your element. Quaggan is about to foo up your day!”

“Any plan that involves raptors is, by design, foolproof.”

Every time my Asuran Engineer says “Going hypothermic”… I laugh.

Male Sylvari during the personal story if you choose to get Caladbolg back the Whispers way by drugging Waines ale, end up drinking it with him and both hallucinating. “The oozes! The OOOOOZES!”

Crossplay.2067:

Captain Penzan singing
I am the very model of a modern pirate general,
I’ve information magical, mathematical and mineral.
I know the Queens of Kryta and can cite matters historical,
From Bloodstones to the dragon spawn in order categorical.
In fact, I write my washing bills in old Canthan cuneiform.
I’ll tell you every detail sewn on Caudecus’s uniform.
The skills and builds of warfare are essential to my strategy,
You’ll say a better pirate general has never sat-a-gee,
For when you know the habits of the Charr and the Elonians
When you can tell at sight a Kurzick from an Ascalonian,
You’ll know my martial knowledge, quite extensive and still myriad,
Myriad…myriad…myriad…ah!
Has only been updated for the Interregnum period!
But still in matters magical, mathematical, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern pirate general!

That was the very last heart I needed for 100%, and decided to do the event where they search their sunken ship to get more gold. I found the song to be a marvelous finale.

My favorite is from Wode in Blazeridge Steppes. He’s making perfume from harpy feathers or something but gets kidnapped by them. After you save him he says something like “Who’d want to buy a product that gives you harpies?”

I had to do a double take at what he said and then proceeded to laugh my butt off.