Guild Wars 2

Home World: DragonBrand
Guild Name: Servants Of Xenu
Guild Website: Coming Soon
In-Game Contact: Oldsmeller
Focus: Fun
Quick Notes: Founded by a Psychology Grad Student/Cult Specialist, Expect many whacky guild events and gatherings.

Servants of Xenu is recruiting!
We are a casual guild with the focus on helping others advance in the game while also having fun at the same time. We are currently based in dragonbrand but will expand to other realms if the silly 500 person cap on guild size is ever lifted.

-Benefits of Membership-
Boosts for Experience/Gathering/Karma
Social Enrichment & Friendship
Free Classes on Game Concepts
Free Items/Regents for new players and members

-Responsibilities of a Member-
Help newer players and participate in events when you can
Represent the guild (if you don’t you won’t get bonuses)
Be respectful and civil at all when talking with guild members

-About the name-
In Scientology fiction, Lord Xenu is a galactic space tyrant who ruled the galaxy until he was captured in a cue and imprisoned in a mountain somewhere on earth. The reason the guild is named servants of Xenu is because I have been an activist against Scientology for years and I like the idea of having the punchline to a 300 Thousand dollar joke in my guild name. Normally to learn about Xenu you need to pay at least 300 grand in classes and auditing, thanks to the internet you can learn all about cults and their rituals for free. This guild is not in any way affiliated with or connect to Scientology it’s just a whacky name for a guild. When I operated a guild of the same name in WOW I told the members to collect gold bars to build a giant golden spaceship. Everybody had a good chuckle and started collecting gold bars. Soon all my guild bank tabs were stacked with gold bars.

-The Future of SOX (Servants of Xenu)-
The main focus of this guild is and will always be to help players have fun and advance in the game. The secondary and tertiary goals are to expand in power and influence. This will be achieved by collecting stockpiles of gold bars and using them to influence the market with the intention of massive profits. These profits will then be used to fund a program that provides newer players with crafting ingredients for free.