Guild Wars 2

Feeling lonely? Tired? like the world just spins and you are stuck motionless? In that case, take some SOG. What is SOG exactly then? Is it safe? What do we want from you?

Special Operations Guild is looking for volunteers to try out our breakthrough drug, SOG. Here are some irrelevant statistics about it.

Analysis of Irrelevant Data:
- SOG stand for Special Operations Guild.
- Medium sized guild of about 100
- Frequent dungeon runs
- Weekly Guild Bounties
- Guild dedicated mumble server for the chatty peeps.
- Ice cream chill officers who love to get to know everyone
- Guild feels tight like that jacket you’re wearing

Candidates should be, but are not limited to being:
- Ready to mingle
- Friendly, kind, chill, awesome, etc.
- Willing to get to know others, it takes two to tango.
- Interest in Dungeons

Legal stuff that no one cares about:
We try to keep our numbers low to make sure we get to know everyone. We love running dungeons with guild mates, no matter their dungeon experience. There is no representation rule, we ask that you contribute to guild chat from time to time and help in Guild Bounties if possible.

If interested, please message one of our specialists:

Baltos Nosferatus

Marak Tryn

Walski

Disclaimer:
Side effects such as fun, increase in game enjoyment and a sense of community may occur. Ask your doctor before taking SOG as studies have shown an increase in friends have been reported. If you experience excitement during gameplay for more than four hours, seek immediate medical attention.

SOG has grown in number the past few weeks. We currently have added about ten new people as of now. We are still welcoming new people in, no matter the level or experience. Don’t hesitate to message the officers!