Guild Wars 2

GuardianOMS.8067:

Because then Maguuma would still be winning, and by a landslide. Do you want that? Do YOU?!

Actually I do.

lol @ the XF commander giving up their position and trebs on west to chase 10 D#RP with their 40+ zerg for 5 minutes. There’s a reason we flip all of your keeps in our primetime and you can dump a wall of golems and trebs on our BL and only flip one thing.

MomentofWeakness.1246:

Commisar.8695:

I’m so confused as to where half the posts went and…Guh.
In reply to great lord miracle’s post, you may have killed 50 people by going around in that circle at SE camp, over and over (ps we all were laughing about that gj) But it was the same 5 pugs that’d stand in the doorway over and over, was your lawnmower zerg running full pvt? Because I was stood right in the middle of your group where you veiled into me, and I just walked out of it without going below 15khp….1v40 I’ll reck u m8.
I wasn’t referring to camp engagements in any of SE camp (because lol half of you wiped outside of seige range anyway gz), I was referring to ruins and SE tower when you stacked might in the skelk, then killed the skelk…and ran away,
Or on the ruins bridge, when you stacked might…. then ran away from four people, or when you pushed from ruins by triple veiling… but nobody was there so you kind of just kept running until you hit something before you turned and ran again. If that’s the glorious coordination of RE at work and the new meta is stacking might to run, I am humbled by your genius oh great and powerful miracle. PS, might stacking is really really stupid and I entangled and muddy terrained you you at least 3 times by walking near you, not to be attacked because might stacking required 100% concentration amirite?

You have a warped sense of reality. It must hurt your tiny heart to be a baddie Colhearth. Please fabricate more stories forum warrior that’s all you guys do on Maguuma. I got plenty of loot, WXP, and badges yesterday so I’m quite happy. We only want to fight you open field, not behind your over 9,000 siege fortifications which you scurry to when you see [RE] nearby.

Note: No disrespect intended to the tactful players of Maguuma like Xushin, who respect everyone and just play the game. It’s so annoying having to clean up all these fallacies that people post on here, get the facts right, get your stories straight, no one likes liars and if you weren’t there don’t intervene and talk like you were..

Dont run in circle in the middle of nowhere.
Why would we chase u to ruins when most of the ppl on that map were uncoordinated.

If you want fights while the opponent is unwilling than draw them out lol
hit a keep or do something other than circling around the same path over and over again…

and if u really want fights stop bringing ridiculous numbers. yeah RE might only have 25-30 or w/e number u want but u run with an icon and u get another 30 pubbies with u….

you know what kitten does to get yaks to fight? siege west keep. there are siege? no problem trebs…there are million of ways to draw out open field fights but you decided that the best way is to run in circle and stacking might…

I really cant believe i have to type this out

GuardianOMS.8067:

SquirtyMagoo.8321:

HOHOHOH you wanna see generalising???? You haven’t seen nothing yet.

Maguuma WvW player guide v2.0 patch 3.42

1. Complain about the other server’s zerg/PvDoor
2. Roll in the karma train all day bulldozing objectives

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Kaineng WvW player guide v.t8-t3

1. Boast about superior Tier 8 skill
2. Get painfully rolled by the pug zerg

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Yak’s Bend WvW player guide

1. ???
2. ???
3. Third place

Ahaha, love the Maguuma guide, but is that all you got?! You’re not even good enough to make a Yak’s Bend guide? Here, let mama show you how it’s done! ?! I CAN TAKE THIS EVEN FURTHER!

Yak’s Bend WvW player guide v.tears

1. Play for second place. Attempt to turtle and stay on the side lines while first and third fight each other.
2. Get owned as first place intentionally allows third to take second
3. Demoralized

Maguuma WvW player guide

1. Run in 50+ zergs (safety in numbers)
2. Use laugh/dance emote liberally when you win 10v1 (might as well macro these to save your fingers)
3. (all the time)
4. Go to 1.

We can’t talk about #3 on the forums otherwise characters get assassinated.

my WvW playing guide*
1. get run over
2. cry in a corner
3. laugh at ugly naked moa mini
4. sleep by corpses that are not Saiyr’s

*Not always in this order.

Xavi.6591:

2. Use laugh/dance emote liberally when you win 10v1 (might as well macro these to save your fingers)

Hell yeah.

are you sure its unnecessary? cuze when you ran into ac fire it sure didnt feel like it.

I can’t decide what’s funnier, the content used to bait the troll or the fact that the troll responds EVERY time the bait is put out.

O.o

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

my WvW playing guide*
1. get run over
2. cry in a corner
3. laugh at ugly naked moa mini
4. sleep by corpses that are not Saiyr’s

*Not always in this order.

I feel cheated on.

GuardianOMS.8067:

But what if I don’t understand. Would you still thank me?! WHAT THEN?! HOW NOW BROWN COW?!

Don’t know why, but I laughed so hard when I read this after reading the Moderator’s post.

Caephire.5238:

GuardianOMS.8067:

But what if I don’t understand. Would you still thank me?! WHAT THEN?! HOW NOW BROWN COW?!

Don’t know why, but I laughed so hard when I read this after reading the Moderator’s post.

I did too, made my whole day reading that.

SquirtyMagoo.8321:

Darksayian.1237:

MomentofWeakness.1246:

Commisar.8695:

I’m so confused as to where half the posts went and…Guh.
In reply to great lord miracle’s post, you may have killed 50 people by going around in that circle at SE camp, over and over (ps we all were laughing about that gj) But it was the same 5 pugs that’d stand in the doorway over and over, was your lawnmower zerg running full pvt? Because I was stood right in the middle of your group where you veiled into me, and I just walked out of it without going below 15khp….1v40 I’ll reck u m8.
I wasn’t referring to camp engagements in any of SE camp (because lol half of you wiped outside of seige range anyway gz), I was referring to ruins and SE tower when you stacked might in the skelk, then killed the skelk…and ran away,
Or on the ruins bridge, when you stacked might…. then ran away from four people, or when you pushed from ruins by triple veiling… but nobody was there so you kind of just kept running until you hit something before you turned and ran again. If that’s the glorious coordination of RE at work and the new meta is stacking might to run, I am humbled by your genius oh great and powerful miracle. PS, might stacking is really really stupid and I entangled and muddy terrained you you at least 3 times by walking near you, not to be attacked because might stacking required 100% concentration amirite?

You have a warped sense of reality. It must hurt your tiny heart to be a baddie Colhearth. Please fabricate more stories forum warrior that’s all you guys do on Maguuma. I got plenty of loot, WXP, and badges yesterday so I’m quite happy. We only want to fight you open field, not behind your over 9,000 siege fortifications which you scurry to when you see [RE] nearby.

Note: No disrespect intended to the tactful players of Maguuma like Xushin, who respect everyone an just play the game. It’s so annoying having to clean up all these fallacies that people post on here, get the facts right, get your stories straight, no one likes liars and if you weren’t there don’t intervene and talk like you were..

you know full well you don’t want an even open field fight against a few of your former running buddies!

here some video for you. See you in SC2 Space!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2eQrICeXdk

Oh boy I haven’t laughed that hard in a looong time

that clip of you chasing one guy 3v1, that music, that subtitles, that slowmo

This may just be the best worst thing I have ever seen.

I sir, will refrain from correcting you atrocious of grammar. You see what I did there?

Nyx Xox.3540:

Boonprot.6274:

Ulion.5476:

Boonprot.6274:

Gz KN, took you a few hours and a full queue zerg to take WK from us. We had less than 20 defenders inside <3

Even then, you had to siege creep us.

Interesting you think Kain had a fully queue zerg on KNBL for hours? More like brief queue when RE was their before swapping to EB. Kain rarely has queues during NA time. Thought you would have realized that by our outstanding points per tick during NA time.

Dii, CNB, and loads of pugs. RE was there earlier, but they peaced it. I never said it was all RE, just that there were at least 50+ to our 15-20.

Idk where these 50+ plus where O_O because they were not with us at WK. Dii has maybe 5 WvW members, CNB at that moment we had maybe 10 of us. RE was not present, if there were it was random RE ppl most certainly not their zerg or even commander. Then there were other random guilds and what not. Kaineng never has ques for BL’s. Randomly we will, when literally are WHOLE population has to be on KBL just to handle the other servers numbers. Even on reset night NO QUES. You guys certainly had more than 20. More like 30ish to our 30-40, I have a video of the battle ^^ When we took it, it seemed like majority of you got bored and moved on. From the start it was most certainly not a 50 v 15-20. When we took it, it was probably a 30 v 20.

Not to mention the amount of AC’s, but we are not QQing. Don’t misjudge. We made a bad mistake with trying to push through a choke point. Clearly a bad move on our point and I am sure your badges can oblige. Honestly we were hitting a wall with that keep due to not being able to get though you and your siege. Finally we chose to open more walls making it more of an open field battle which worked. But as I said it seemed like quite a few of you had left by that point. You guys held those keeps very well and got A LOT of farming out of us through them, this we know. lol Yet you were just running into the group of Kainengs who don’t like to give up. So your welcome for all those badges. haha

We had 3 ACs at first, iirc, and then two fell to the trebs and broken wall. I don’t remember being that many of us – we turtled inside the keep because our numbers weren’t large enough to wipe the full KN zerg and because we wanted to farm badges. That would be why you rolled over a few of us on the plateau those two times. We honestly didn’t have more than 20 people for any of the meaningful engagements, though.

Tbh, I only ever see CHIPS running the Dii tag, but his badges are more delicious than most.

Welcome back to the forums Zero.

One would think Zero spent his time away from the forums to learn how to multi-quote but no, that’s not the case right here!

Boonprot.6274:

Tbh, I only ever see CHIPS running the Dii tag, but his badges are more delicious than most.

Nooo, there’s more than just Chipsy flying that tag lol. I think you only see him cause he’s a massive Necro Norn with insects flying out of her skirt.

Boonprot.6274:

Nyx Xox.3540:

Boonprot.6274:

Ulion.5476:

Boonprot.6274:

Gz KN, took you a few hours and a full queue zerg to take WK from us. We had less than 20 defenders inside <3

Even then, you had to siege creep us.

Interesting you think Kain had a fully queue zerg on KNBL for hours? More like brief queue when RE was their before swapping to EB. Kain rarely has queues during NA time. Thought you would have realized that by our outstanding points per tick during NA time.

Dii, CNB, and loads of pugs. RE was there earlier, but they peaced it. I never said it was all RE, just that there were at least 50+ to our 15-20.

Idk where these 50+ plus where O_O because they were not with us at WK. Dii has maybe 5 WvW members, CNB at that moment we had maybe 10 of us. RE was not present, if there were it was random RE ppl most certainly not their zerg or even commander. Then there were other random guilds and what not. Kaineng never has ques for BL’s. Randomly we will, when literally are WHOLE population has to be on KBL just to handle the other servers numbers. Even on reset night NO QUES. You guys certainly had more than 20. More like 30ish to our 30-40, I have a video of the battle ^^ When we took it, it seemed like majority of you got bored and moved on. From the start it was most certainly not a 50 v 15-20. When we took it, it was probably a 30 v 20.

Not to mention the amount of AC’s, but we are not QQing. Don’t misjudge. We made a bad mistake with trying to push through a choke point. Clearly a bad move on our point and I am sure your badges can oblige. Honestly we were hitting a wall with that keep due to not being able to get though you and your siege. Finally we chose to open more walls making it more of an open field battle which worked. But as I said it seemed like quite a few of you had left by that point. You guys held those keeps very well and got A LOT of farming out of us through them, this we know. lol Yet you were just running into the group of Kainengs who don’t like to give up. So your welcome for all those badges. haha

We had 3 ACs at first, iirc, and then two fell to the trebs and broken wall. I don’t remember being that many of us – we turtled inside the keep because our numbers weren’t large enough to wipe the full KN zerg and because we wanted to farm badges. That would be why you rolled over a few of us on the plateau those two times. We honestly didn’t have more than 20 people for any of the meaningful engagements, though.

Tbh, I only ever see CHIPS running the Dii tag, but his badges are more delicious than most.

The advantage of being on a small guild is that we always gets more badges than we give out.

zastari.1730:

lol @ the XF commander giving up their position and trebs on west to chase 10 D#RP with their 40+ zerg for 5 minutes. There’s a reason we flip all of your keeps in our primetime and you can dump a wall of golems and trebs on our BL and only flip one thing.

Yes it is simple you break all of the t3 stuff we have during EU time, since we only have maybe 5 people people per map then. Come NA time everything is paper so it is easy to flip.

Taking any undefended t3 base is easy. A defend t3 base takes hours to break. Mag has the people to defend their borderland during oceanic times, Kain has no one to defend during EU times.

8 [D|ERP] wiping 32 [RE]
get owned

GuardianOMS.8067:

8 [D|ERP] wiping 32 [RE]
get owned

http://www.youtube.com/copynotice?video_id=10Ft7TZthuM

Fail URL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10Ft7TZthuM

Noticed it before you posted, thanks, Google.

I do not condone having rifle shenanigans without me.

Colhearth is upset too, I would say I’m sorry, but… I’m not!

I came back yesterday and we started winning. By the rules of Zero, this is not a coincidence.

GuardianOMS.8067:

8 [D|ERP] wiping 32 [RE]
get owned

Pfft, LMAO. “Oh God, retreat, retreat”.
I like you guys! That was entertaining.

GuardianOMS.8067:

8 [D|ERP] wiping 32 [RE]
get owned

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10Ft7TZthuM

We’re “zerg busting”! God save the queen!

GuardianOMS.8067:

8 [D|ERP] wiping 32 [RE]
get owned

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10Ft7TZthuM

Oh lord, when did you guys do this? I gotta get in on it if you do it again.

Spur of the moment, maybe a couple days ago?

Awesome video, very funny.

MomentofWeakness.1246:

There’s also many more who are still friends with me, who liked me as a commander and would welcome me back anytime. I got a lot more positive feedback when I left than negative so please don’t make things up.

If you’re saying there’s “also” people who are still friends with you, you’re not exactly denying that you did indeed kitten people off. And you admit to getting negative feedback. So going by your own admissions, how am I making things up?

And judging from some of the posts and replies addressed at you, you don’t seem as sorely missed as you make yourself out to be.

EB right now was pretty epic. I was sitting in Kaineng’s last remaining tower and got to watch two full yak and mag zergs collide.

Looked like a great battle.

Also almost taking a fully fortified SM while outmanned was cool.

This seige bug is annoying me though

Well, that’s one way of dealing with Arrow Carts, ANet.

<3 from KNBL EK.

GuardianOMS.8067:

8 [D|ERP] wiping 32 [RE]
get owned

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10Ft7TZthuM

I know this isn’t my thread, but I had to say that is one of funniest things I have seen. And sad too. Turned out to be a tragedy.

Good GvG tonight against [RE]. We got rolled, but that’s okay! I look forward to the video so we can improve.

[PYRO]‘s first loss, hopefully we’ll learn from it.

Also, please take the opportunity to kitten talk us, [RE], you guys deserve it. That’s not even sarcasm. I’m 10000% pro kitten talking.

Welp Kaineng here goes another guild loss. Lower tiers Kaineng will be there soon. I just want Kaineng to be stable again. -_- Best luck to RE and baiii magummie bears I’ll miss chu <3

To the people left on Kaineng, heres to hope we lose no more guilds O_O

On a side note, WvW is BS we cant drop siege anywhere in our BL but mag and yb coming into our BL some how get to drop rams and Ac’s. -.-

@Nyx

Happens to a lot of servers right now. I hope it gets fixed.

ParaldaWind.4523:

Good GvG tonight against [RE]. We got rolled, but that’s okay! I look forward to the video so we can improve.

[PYRO]‘s first loss, hopefully we’ll learn from it.

Also, please take the opportunity to kitten talk us, [RE], you guys deserve it. That’s not even sarcasm. I’m 10000% pro kitten talking.

The saddest part though is we got +30 in WvW score while RE was GvGing. Goes to show that GvG does more harm to us than good.

But since this tier no longer matters, I look forward to that GvG between D/ERP and RE tomorrow. D/ERP is one of the best GvG guilds in the world.

CHIPS.6018:

D/ERP is one of the best GvG guilds in the world.

wat

Nyx Xox.3540:

On a side note, WvW is BS we cant drop siege anywhere in our BL but mag and yb coming into our BL some how get to drop rams and Ac’s. -.-

Ya we had the same on yaks for a while too and EB, it was sporadic. It would let me place some siege then in a few seconds later deny it. The best was when it just outright deleted a ram on EB middle of the throw. Yay!

But at least there was fun roaming, without siege it actually forced people to roam a little more and then it was back to the standard boring zerg ballin

Well I guess its no secret now. XF is moving to BG. They are a very good oceanic guild and I am sure they can help push BG to new heights.

RE is still deciding on a server to move to.

Earlier, I personally had contacted multiple guilds and servers to convince them to come to Kaineng. I would like to issue an apology to all of you. It wasn’t my intention to “trick” some of you to come over here. And we are “lucky” in the sense that no one really came over anyways.

It was my personal belief that we could still get Kaineng to work. In fact I had talked to every single guild since tier 2 that’s leaving, to at least delay their transfers. But it was too little too late. And it all comes to this grand finale tonight.

Fact is Kaineng will now become a tier 8 population server, for real this time. All the transfers has left, and many guilds took with them native players when they move. But I think Kaineng will stabilize in tier 5 or tier 6 thanks to the players’ experience in tier 2.

All guilds on Kaineng should have internal guild meetings and see what they want to do from here on. You must place your own guild, all the people you know, above anything else. Be loyal to your guildmates and friends. Keep the game fun for them. Good luck all.

CHIPS.6018:

XF is moving to BG.

Blackgate, lock up your karmas!

We all sorta knew onw day kaineng would fall apart. Good news is with the matchup system you may face a t1 server and move down faster.

Yay?

Thanks PYRO for the GvG. We both learned a lot from fighting each other, I wish we can do it more. /salute #respect

Logged in this morning around 0430 and saw Mag PPT. Was going to be really upset if Commander Karma Train was up this early :T

Though it was pretty funny when <5 YB were trebbing West keep, we told him, and he brought a full queue zerg to wipe them and clean up the map.

Wryscher.1432:

GuardianOMS.8067:

8 [D|ERP] wiping 32 [RE]
get owned

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10Ft7TZthuM

I know this isn’t my thread, but I had to say that is one of funniest things I have seen. And sad too. Turned out to be a tragedy.

Feel free to share it with anyone. WvW is too frustrating and dull these days to not show off the good times some players are still having.

I’m glad other people liked the video too, I was expecting tears from false advertising.

neomccoy.2657:

Thanks PYRO for the GvG. We both learned a lot from fighting each other, I wish we can do it more. /salute #respect

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuzq5Yrlb_c

Got owned.

neomccoy.2657:

Thanks PYRO for the GvG. We both learned a lot from fighting each other, I wish we can do it more. /salute #respect

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuzq5Yrlb_c

Talk about battle of the staff guardians. What did you have 8 or 10 guardians?

Here’s something for the people that thought that fight was just auto-attacking.

Losing our entire BL because of the siege cap bug. Game owns.

GuardianOMS.8067:

Losing our entire BL because of the siege cap bug. Game owns.

Build defensive omegas ya fools!!

We’re doing that.

GuardianOMS.8067:

Losing our entire BL because of the siege cap bug. Game owns.

Yeh it was like that during NA prime time. How are you meant to stop the Mag karma train when you cant even place 1 AC

it is pretty dumb, gg Anet

SquirtyMagoo.8321:

GuardianOMS.8067:

Losing our entire BL because of the siege cap bug. Game owns.

How are you meant to stop the Mag karma train when you cant even place 1 AC

Maguuma has been known to stop attacking invaders if they are in a tonic form or having a dance party. Then again, the guys that do that are the ones that like fun, and you most likely won’t find them in the karma train.

I guess the answer is nothing