What Super Adventure Box has taught me

What Super Adventure Box has taught me

in Super Adventure Box

Posted by: Relic.7148

Relic.7148

  1. Bunnies are the most vicious creatures in the known universe.
  2. Jump rolling is now mainstream.
  3. To slaughter innocent bee dogs and their queen when all they want to do is build their bauble nests.
  4. The green and blue rupees were erroneously colored.
  5. Turtles are actually self-contained drum sets and make nice billboards.
  6. Monkeys throwing coconuts is much worse than barrels.
  7. How much I hate fall damage. I almost cry when I fall 10 feet and don’t die.
  8. Don’t talk to or approach Mysterious Strangers.
  9. How to turn my music slider on, I played hours before realizing there was an addictive 8 bit track.
  10. How much I was desperately hoping for content I could work towards and simply enjoy playing, exploring, and repeating, like my experience getting world completion and doing jumping puzzles.

What Super Adventure Box has taught me

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Posted by: callidus.7085

callidus.7085

Yes, it’s taught me all these things as well… PLUS!

(In Russian accent) “In Super Adventure Box, Worm eat you!”

Slow down and smell the pixels.