Guild Wars 2

Specifically, how they relate to my hunger! Ha ha! Sylvari makes for good roughage, keeps Norns healthy and strong! Nectar make VERY good dressing for walking salad! You may be useless now, but wait until you’re inside a Norn’s belly! Keep him full and alert!

It’s funny, really! How plants think they serve any other purpose besides providing sustenance; You are worth nothing until prepared and served!

You can eat something and you can bet yourkitten it ain’t a salad!

Jk, but no really, we’re not for food stuffs. >:I

You know, it’s not really neccessary to create a new thread everytime you decide to make fun of Sylvari for being plants, regardless of how seriously you mean it. Just search for and use the ones already existing.

Norn…

Eat salad?

My mind is blown. I need to sit down.

Only if the dressing contains booze.

No Norn, Sober or otherwise, would dare eat us sylvari as “salad”. This rose has thorns you know……

Now here’s a thought:

With Sylvari being botanical sentinents, capable of using weapons and tools and hunt food, how does that mess up the foodchain, Mr. Norn?

Have fun with that mind-screw.

And more importantly… we out breed you. We literally just fall from a tree.

Eat a Sylvari today, defend your homeland from an army of us tomorrow…

to miss quote a certain shark from a certain Disney movie, " Sylvari are friends, not food!"

GuzziHero.2467:

And more importantly… we out breed you. We literally just fall from a tree.

Eat a Sylvari today, defend your homeland from an army of us tomorrow…

Pah! You think norn can’t defend against a bunch of walking plants? We are born warriors! You are born as leaves!

my head is a mushroom, i look delicious

Norn are born “wammos”

Twoflower.7031:

Pah! You think norn can’t defend against a bunch of walking plants? We are born warriors! You are born as leaves!

Norn are also born as babies and require years just to reach adolescence.

Sylvari are “born” as adults and possess a large portion of the knowledge and experience of sylvari who have gone before them, which includes but is not limited to: combat experience, survival techniques, weapon mastery, military stratagem and the art of war.

In other words, a norn is born an infant; a sylvari is born a military veteran.

Advisement: Don’t upset the vegetation. They’ve been turning the food chain upside down for the past 25 years, meatbag.

What is a Norn, but a hairless cow? Sylvari are omnivores too, and a Norn Steak would make an excellent meal. :p

I wonder if Sylvari “juices” taste like nectar…

Zaxares.5419:

I wonder if Sylvari “juices” taste like nectar…

I like where this is going.

Video James

I like where this is going.

¿Me Gusta?

He is just jealous that he cannot branch out into other tasks as well as a Sylvari.

So that’s the root of the problem.

Uh really, well I also find it funny that meat bags think they serve another purpose other then to keep meat fresh, until we ready for a feast.