Anet, you've destroyed the world

Anet, you've destroyed the world

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Posted by: Taisia.2813

Taisia.2813

Last night the baby who would grow up to be the savior of the human race, the one who would teach us all to live in harmony and peace would be conceived…

Sadly, the couple who would have this child waited 4 hours for Tequatl to spawn and finally exhausted, gave up and went to sleep.

Shame on you Anet, you’ve doomed us all!

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Posted by: Dondarrion.2748

Dondarrion.2748

Thank you, this fresh perspective made me laugh.
It doesn’t take 4 hours to conceive btw, more like 4 seconds, so you could’ve spent all that time waiting doing some productive (sic) :P
Hope you get your saviour one of the next few days!

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Posted by: Chronos Khan.4539

Chronos Khan.4539

No, the baby is still on the way – looks at timer – see we’ve got another 12 hours till it arrives!

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Posted by: WyldKat.4712

WyldKat.4712

Thank you, this fresh perspective made me laugh.
It doesn’t take 4 hours to conceive btw, more like 4 seconds, so you could’ve spent all that time waiting doing some productive (sic) :P

I dunno. Prep time, dinner, candlelight, wine, all that. It should take longer than 4 seconds.

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Posted by: Lonesamurai.4852

Lonesamurai.4852

Thank you, this fresh perspective made me laugh.
It doesn’t take 4 hours to conceive btw, more like 4 seconds, so you could’ve spent all that time waiting doing some productive (sic) :P

I dunno. Prep time, dinner, candlelight, wine, all that. It should take longer than 4 seconds.

Or just pour a couple of glasses of good red wine, works for my gf (we have a date night as we both work from home, so wine is enough now )

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Posted by: Rouven.7409

Rouven.7409

All that is needed is a power outage … at least I heard that’s really popular.

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“Whose Charr is this?”- “Ted’s.”
“Who’s Ted?”- “Ted’s dead, baby. Ted’s dead.”

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Posted by: kRiza krimos.1637

kRiza krimos.1637

Iv’e made mine before GW2 came out but my advice is wait for maintance hours lol