Guild Wars 2

I came up with a few GW2 Christmas/Wintersday songs based on popular Christmas songs. Enjoy, and have a happy holiday!

Tequatl is going to spawn
(based on “Santa Claus is coming to town”)

You better watch out
Not be AFK
Commanders shout:
“Just stack up, okay?”
Tequatl is going to spawn!

He summons undead
A big wall of bones
We attack it with sword, spell and bow
Tequatl is going to spawn!

He knocks you down with big waves
He slaps you with his tail
He drowns you in the muddy depths
So get up, no time to fail!
Oi! You better watch out
Not be AFK
Commanders shout:
“Just stack up, okay?”
Tequatl is going to spawn!

I’m dreaming of the sword Twilight
(based on “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas”)

I’m dreaming of the sword Twilight
Just like the ones all my friends own
A sword that glows all black
Equipped on my back
Unlike that gay unicorn bow

I’m dreaming of the sword Twilight
With every centaur I kill
I know for sure I have the will
I’ll stand proudly in LA and chill

I’m dreaming of the sword Twilight
With every dredge bag I pick up
I’ll make all you haters shut up
With Twilight I’ll kick you in the butt

I love the Tequatl one!

I’d love the Twilight one too if you didn’t use “gay” as a pejorative Maybe “dumb” would scan well enough as an alternate?

Hmmm, I think gay is pejorative there only if you don’t like unicorns

And how about…

The 12 Days of Wintersday

On the twelfth day of Wintersday, GW2t gave to me
12 Bells a-ringing
11 Princesses screaming
10 Champions dying
9 Risen rising
8 Classes arguing
7 Crafters crafting
6 Minis following
5 Races dancing
4 Commanders sleeping
3 Servers fighting
2 Nations missing
And an evil, cra-a-zy tree!

Donari.5237:

I love the Tequatl one!

I’d love the Twilight one too if you didn’t use “gay” as a pejorative Maybe “dumb” would scan well enough as an alternate?

I feel it’s important to point out that I only used “gay” as a joke based on the fact that pink unicorns could be stereotypically interpreted as “gay”.
I personally think The Dreamer is a cool weapon, and I certainly didn’t mean to have a go at gay people.

‘Scarlet, The Red-Head Sylvari’
(Set to Rudolph, of course.)

You know the Firstborn Caithe
The Pale Tree and Trahearne
Faolain, Aife, Malomedies and Cadeyrn
But do you recall
The most infamous Sylvari of all?

Scarlet, the red-head Sylvari
Had a very shiny gun
And if you ever saw it
You would drop your sword and run

All of the other Firstborn
Used to laugh and call her ‘runt’
They never let poor Scarlet
Join in any Wyld Hunts

Then one misty winters eve,
Omadd came to say:
“Scarlet, with your brain so bright,
Won’t you learn some stuff tonight?”

Then how the forums loathed her
As they shouted out in dread:
“Scarlet, the red-head Sylvari,
we wish that you were dead!”

Fair enough, I’m glad it wasn’t meant meanly! Carry on, lovely songs you all are singing