(edited by Nilas.2605)
GW2 Christmas songs
I love the Tequatl one!
I’d love the Twilight one too if you didn’t use “gay” as a pejorative Maybe “dumb” would scan well enough as an alternate?
Hmmm, I think gay is pejorative there only if you don’t like unicorns
And how about…
The 12 Days of Wintersday
On the twelfth day of Wintersday, GW2t gave to me
12 Bells a-ringing
11 Princesses screaming
10 Champions dying
9 Risen rising
8 Classes arguing
7 Crafters crafting
6 Minis following
5 Races dancing
4 Commanders sleeping
3 Servers fighting
2 Nations missing
And an evil, cra-a-zy tree!
Astrid Strongheart, Norn Ranger.
“I wish juvenile wolves were bigger”
I love the Tequatl one!
I’d love the Twilight one too if you didn’t use “gay” as a pejorative Maybe “dumb” would scan well enough as an alternate?
I feel it’s important to point out that I only used “gay” as a joke based on the fact that pink unicorns could be stereotypically interpreted as “gay”.
I personally think The Dreamer is a cool weapon, and I certainly didn’t mean to have a go at gay people.
‘Scarlet, The Red-Head Sylvari’
(Set to Rudolph, of course.)
You know the Firstborn Caithe
The Pale Tree and Trahearne
Faolain, Aife, Malomedies and Cadeyrn
But do you recall
The most infamous Sylvari of all?
Scarlet, the red-head Sylvari
Had a very shiny gun
And if you ever saw it
You would drop your sword and run
All of the other Firstborn
Used to laugh and call her ‘runt’
They never let poor Scarlet
Join in any Wyld Hunts
Then one misty winters eve,
Omadd came to say:
“Scarlet, with your brain so bright,
Won’t you learn some stuff tonight?”
Then how the forums loathed her
As they shouted out in dread:
“Scarlet, the red-head Sylvari,
we wish that you were dead!”
Fair enough, I’m glad it wasn’t meant meanly! Carry on, lovely songs you all are singing