Dedicated to all of you I love.
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Ode to Casual
I am a casual.
I can strap on my Zerger gear,
I can dodge out of red circles,
Evade 1 Lupicus kick per fight,
And RP walk through Cliffside.
I am a casual.
I like to gather up the friends I meet,
Even if 4 of them are staff guards,
And run into instances head on
Without stacking might.
I am a casual.
I don’t belong in the club,
But I love the people in it.
So I invite and invite,
Hoping this time I’ll prove myself,
And be the last one down, THIS fight.
I am a casual.
I run whatever weapon is prettiest.
I run no rotations, I dodge unnecessarily,
And I would love a Healer’s Chest;
Any chest. Any weapon.
Perhaps any shiny.
I am a casual.
I buy gems and I give freely.
Rarely there’s a friend on my list
Who hasn’t received cosmetic goodies.
I’m not here to convince you to love me,
But I know I love you.
I am a casual.
I play to socialize.
Without you all, there would be no game.
And I’d just be a lonely DnD player
With nothing to do but watch My Little Pony
Every Friday night.
I am a casual.
I get hurt by your harsh words.
But I can’t and won’t change.
Because I am a casual player in a casual game.
But let me be clear, because I guess I wasn’t:
Get Rekt; Because your fashion sucks.
