Guild Wars 2

twojackson.5607:

JEFFARR.8163:

Hmm…lemme 1v1 you
Msg me ingame
He’s probably a troll guiz

I will win. What are you wagering? I’ll be on in 7 hours.

Sure I’ll give you some gold:)
I just want to see if you’re up to it

Hm I think we’ve gotten off topic a bit.

JEFFARR.8163:

twojackson.5607:

JEFFARR.8163:

Hmm…lemme 1v1 you
Msg me ingame
He’s probably a troll guiz

I will win. What are you wagering? I’ll be on in 7 hours.

Sure I’ll give you some gold:)
I just want to see if you’re up to it

I am. I’m getting some rest. But I will be on tonight. Add SHADOWJEDI and message me as soon as I’m on.

Is Shadowjedi the same legend like solid snake – “destroyer of wvw zergs”?

I’m glad you all figured out virtual dong size is one of the primary criteria I look for.

Carry on.

dominik.9721:

So allthough you are the best player ingame you don’t get asked from serveral teams to play with them and you have to ask a completly new team?

That completely new team is Formed by Acandis… I wonder who are playing with him. Ostrich Eggs?

Being part of the drama scene at the top (Nos QQing because Acandis switch to a new class) (he played with Outplayed by Children, fathers of The Abjured), I hope Acandis will find great players to play with.

Quoting Backpack:
“https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/pvp/Outplayed-By-Children-Team-History/first#post4453631”

Btw, Solid Snake is high jacking Acandis thread. This is not super great. It’s why recruiting on this pvp forum is bad.

You can go there next time:
https://www.reddit.com/r/GuildWars2PvPTeams/

To Acandis, I hope you get success in your objectives. NA need more serious and competitive team. I heard many teams got it hard lately… i guess a new shift of FLIPPERS is coming around.

Dal

Acandis.3250:

I’m glad you all figured out virtual dong size is one of the primary criteria I look for.

Carry on.

I would’ve carried on, even if this flight didn’t allow luggage. When does your team practice?

twojackson.5607:

Nick.7621:

If you’re so good then why didn’t you win the last two AG 1v1 tourney? Lololililililol

Because I didn’t attend them, perhaps. I’ve been preparing to make ESL for more than a year now. And it was mostly wasted, since I have been purchased by a guild to play Black Desert. If you think I’m bad, wager 1k USD. If you don’t want to wager, shut up.

1k USD? How about you suck my balls dude. I never heard of you and you didn’t participate in the latest 1v1 tournaments therefore you are not, nor are you anywhere near being “the best 1v1er in game”. Why is it that no Pro League team picked you up? Go and participate in tonight’s AG as a free agent and we’ll watch you get merked on stream.

Can we lock this thread, it’s getting pretty toxic in here

twojackson.5607:

I did a simple search on the forums and reddit. Forums didn’t turn up anything at all. But it seems someone may have had an encounter with me. I honestly don’t remember it, but that is my character.

Here is the story. https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/2daqet/pvp_i_think_i_just_played_with_the_best_gw2/

I actually think you wrote that.

#popcorn

/15chars made the steampunk popcorn maker

Israel.7056:

twojackson.5607:

I did a simple search on the forums and reddit. Forums didn’t turn up anything at all. But it seems someone may have had an encounter with me. I honestly don’t remember it, but that is my character.

Here is the story. https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/2daqet/pvp_i_think_i_just_played_with_the_best_gw2/

I actually think you wrote that.

If you look at the post history of the user he talks about another greatest 1v1er that would troll people in map chat and then agree to duel for 150g and then he never lost in response to how to get Legendaries.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/2h1zkz/those_that_have_multiple_legendarys_whats_your/

And then later a post from the same user asking why Braun Dagger The Legend Shadow Ranger got banned from GW2.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/2h6hwg/rip_braun_dagger_self_proclaimed_pvp_legend/

Acandis.3250:

I’m glad you all figured out virtual dong size is one of the primary criteria I look for.

Carry on.

Cmon buddy, you need to update your thread to include “Must have the ability to watch vods for 7 hours after each night of gameplay”. You’re slipping man.

This is the strangest thread I’ve read in quite some time.

Possibly the best b8 I’ve seen all year by TooDankson 10/10.

This guy embodies the Navy Seal copy pasta.

/reported