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Are you lonely?
Do you have thoughts about jumping off high cliffs or soloing a T3 keep to ease your depression?
Do you like to kill small critters when you see them?
Question 1:
You are questing out in the woods. When you come across a small critter. It’s fluffy and small and minding it’s kitten business.
Do you A: Decide you are going to kill it? or B: Go around and leave it be?
IF you chose B Go away.
If you chose A Please keep reading.
Question 2:
So you are going to kill the critter. Good idea, as you start hiding behind a tree and waiting for the right moment to stomp on the little kitten. Closer and closer the critter is getting NOW! You stomp but the little kittenhead dodges and runs up your leggings and starts gnawing on your soft delicate bits.
Do you A: Start ripping off your leggings to let the ungodly demon critter out of your pants without harming the critter.
or B: Grab the closest thing and start ringing your self like a bell till the little kitten dies?
If you chose A Go away.
If you chose B. Then SPC is the right place for you.
^^^Way funnier with all the kitten replacements. Thanks Anet. ^^^
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Guild is curently working on core WvW group, Guild Missions, core dungeon group.
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