Guild Wars 2

Tired of rules? Tired of Elitists? Tired of dead, or boring guild chats? Want entertainment?

We often find ourselves beating the living kittens out of each other, that should summarize our PVP branch,
Afterwards the survivors will proceed into Ranked Matches.
We formerly ran dungeons and still do so.
Our size is small but active, so you will find yourself friends
we are T6 and gearing toward Guild Missions

Rank is based on representation and enthusiasm to the guild.

We are very lighthearted and immature jokes are a staple here
So if you dont like people with bad attitudes who take the game unsettingly seriously without patience for the player. Then you will be safe here brother.

Well The Symphonic Scream has been on the low for a while. We’ve existed since the first month of GW2.

We began as dungeoners. But we now souped into a clan
If you are looking for a family, a group of comrades, a place where you won’t be just an average member that is lost in a huge list of people. Then you might find us pretty kittening.

All members have a chance of climbing the ranks if they fully rep, while rep is completely optional.

We do not base most of our hierarchy on Skill, AP, or Expertise
but on the enthusiasm of our members.

Most of our leaders are experienced and are rightfully elected or chosen for their position. Some of our leaders are just scrubs, but they are there for a reason.

Do not mistake us for a group of trolls. But we are a bunch of jokers.
Do not mistake us as entirely idiots because we have a very serious side, and set of goals to accomplish.

We are only noob loving idiots because we love to get new players involved in the game.
We are also Veteran loving idiots.

Though we do promote free speech in our chat, we do have progressive views, open expressions of racism and any form of discrimination will be summarily judged and we will tell you to shut the kitten up.

NOW A SMALL SUMMARY
Every monday we club baby quaggans.
Every night we have guild happy hour, where everybody gets drunk and beats the kittens out of each other in PvP.
Our guild has been fully upgraded after we sacrificed all our charr virgins for influence.
The last scrub we ate for the guild Banquet was a vegan, because they are rich in proteins and nutrients.
New members will recieve 100 humilation dyes for the amount of kitten kicking they will dish out with us. New members are required to sacrifice a charr virgin for admission.
If the guild leader promises you a kitten, you will get your kitten.
Every monday night is drunk depressing poetry night.
We pooped on the flameseeker prophecies. We gave Zhaitan ebola and we put weedkiller in Scarlet’s Cereal.
We eat asuran booty.

If you want to join our guild, you’ll need to take a joke, you’ll need to accept all kinds of humor.

We accept everyone, and hope to have a branch for everything. -roleplay included.

We encourage you to be a part of something.

if you want to join the guild. Add these 3 names to your friend’s list and send them a whisper IN GAME

Ness the Lochpicker, Nessi Di Amore (thytosine)
Mon Ardeur (CrystalGrell)
Ublink (blink)

or you could mail
me.

that might be preferable

kitten kitten crap kitten

wow that’s adorable, thank you arenaNet. Amazing

What server are you guys located on?

Welcome home brother.