PEOPLE. You.
Everybody said this dungeon is easy, and yet you are wiping. It’s everyone else’s fault. Everybody said this dungeon is impossible, there is an inherent design flaw, the developers better fix it. Are you having a tough time with dungeons? Does every group you run in fall apart? Perhaps the problem is very near and dear to you, it’ YOU. Say hello to the weakest link, right in the mirror.
Of course it can’t be me. Every single group me got failed because PuGs are bad! After all, I had no problem reaching the end with my guild groups. Then again, who can live up to the standards of my guildmates! They are kind and understanding! They always let me come on dungeon runs when I asked. They are always there to pick me up when I am downed or dead while braving enemy fire!
Why do they pick me to join their group? Because I am a good player. The Legendary Weapon speaks for itself. Even my awesome guildmates don’t have one. Because, no doubt the game awarded me with such a fantastic piece of gear for my in-depth knowledge of farming spots and incredible leadership abilities! That is why they picked me to be part of their elite dungeon team!
How elite you ask? I mean just look at their “Dungeon Master” titles and a map completion star next to them! They run AC every single day! They know exactly which mobs to skip and which nook to get on to glitch every boss there! They also have CoF on farm! How many of you out there can clear Path 2 and successfully save Magg?! They are so fast and efficient that each of them can solo the boss long enough for the rest of the team to run back from the way point. Can you dodge a boss solo?! When they tell you CoE and Arah are impossible, you better believe them! Because they are the best!
Indeed, dungeons are only impossible because they are failed designed made by failed people and you can only exploit to complete them. You heard it ANet, step up your game and hire someone who knows how to make dungeons. How can anyone know what they are supposed to in dungeon other than DPS when there is no clear trinity to assign a healing and tanking role to players! Without the trinity, my guardian can’t possibly do anything but hack at enemies with a sword hoping my heavy armor lasts longer than their health!! What a stupid design?! TELL ME WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IN A DUNGEON!!
While we are on design, how about the new patch! Who in the world decided it’s a good idea to make dungeons more of a hell by removing waypoint rush?! How can anyone be expected to not die so many times to bosses. It’s ridiculous that bosses would attack me again after I spammed my 2 evades to get away the first time! How dare ANet make bosses that breaks the dodge mechanics by attacking me when I can’t evade!
This is why dungeons in GW2 is not fun! They are broken and impossibly hard. How can I expect to have fun when I’m constantly dead and can’t run back? Oh look! This PuG group killed the bosses without me! Look at these elitist jerks with their exotic armors. Now I look bad because I’m clearly laying on the ground dead while these jerks never bothered picking me up so I can go repair my armor.
How dare they punish PuG groups by removing Waypoint Rush? You know how much harder it is for the average players now? I mean I get how I can possibly clear these dungeons now with the right team and a lot of practice, but I’m an above average player casuals. No way in hell other casuals and the average players can beat these dungeons now! The only handful of people who think dungeons are still easy are just elitist! Look at their forum posts defending ANet’s failures! Fanboys! Elitists!
I’m not even going to touch Fractals because they won’t let me join level 10 groups! Why should I not skip levels! I am not a bad player, I don’t have all day to wipe through the first 9 levels! Look at all these elitist jerks talking about how easy the dungeons are. No way they completed dungeons without exploiting. One day they’ll be reported and banned On that day, the developers will finally fix the dungeons and I can finally have some fun.
Now, what is this “H” key you are talking about?