Dungeon Haiku

Dungeon Haiku

in Fractals, Dungeons & Raids

Posted by: Soa Cirri.6012

Soa Cirri.6012

Time for Engie might:
First turrets, then bomb, and now-
kittenING GUARDIANS

Okay, guys, waypoint
I can solo the lava
…Err… oops, nevermind

(edited by Soa Cirri.6012)

Dungeon Haiku

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Posted by: Cavendish.2168

Cavendish.2168

All my friends offline,
Final Fantasy Fourteen
Has stolen them all.

Sorry bra xD

Come join us. Kool-aid is delicious.

we need guardian
your aegis has saved my life
when fighting lupi

run arah daily
disregard the other games
pls dont make me pug

Dungeon Haiku

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Posted by: dlonie.6547

dlonie.6547

All my friends offline,
Final Fantasy Fourteen
Has stolen them all.

Sorry bra xD

Come join us. Kool-aid is delicious.

we need guardian
your aegis has saved my life
when fighting lupi

run arah daily
disregard the other games
pls dont make me pug

Dungeons keep breaking
Developers are silent
Abandoned, alone

“Instance owner left!”
I read this day after day.
No response from devs.

OMG, red post!
Oh, wait. Another necro.
We want Robert back.

Stack, blast, aegis, dodge.
LOS, FGS melt.
Why don’t bosses move?

New items for gems!
“Zerker nerf”, low dungeons cheesed.
How ’bout some AI?

But I love my guild,
And Arah (with a good group).
Send me invite, Bra.

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Posted by: dlonie.6547

dlonie.6547

Time for Engie might:
First turrets, then bomb, and now-
kittenING GUARDIANS

Pug POV:

Why are we stacked here?
Hmm, that guy is throwing fields…
“HEY GUIS I HAZ LIGHT!!”

Dungeon Haiku

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Posted by: Soa Cirri.6012

Soa Cirri.6012

Pug POV:

This staff is so cool
It hits through walls and pillars
Why did they kick me?

They seem to be stacked
I think I’ll hang way back here
And fire my long bow

Cool, a flamethrower
I will never use weapons
Other than this one

Aw, yeah! Finally!
A full set of Zerker gear
OHGODTHEDAMAGE

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Posted by: ArtemusHunter.9521

ArtemusHunter.9521

Several haiku poems of my experience last night:

Load up game at night.
Log in – “Please Authenticate.”
Frustration swelling!

Load into the game,
Checking The World Verse World scores..
Enter Edge of the Mists.

Thief – 45 – alive.
Take 3 steps into the map:
Thief – 45 – dead..

Comm’s are big kittens.
Jade and Coast own the whole map..
Karma train is gone..

Switch to an 80
Farm some dungeon paths for gold,
Arah, bane of life.. Q.Q

IGN: Floyd Hunter
TheRavingNecromancer.tumblr.com

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Posted by: dlonie.6547

dlonie.6547

Bumping because of the awesome. This thread should never die.

I join seller’s groups.
Didn’t read, play how I want!
Kick? Me? ELITISTS!!

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Posted by: RagNoRawk.3625

RagNoRawk.3625

I have discipline.
Will you please run strength banner?
No, you are shout heal.