Guild Wars 2

Superior Rune of Only Hoping It’s Not The Last One

(1) +2500 vitality
(2) -99% damage
(3) +3000 toughness
(4) 50% Chance when completing a dungeon to say a sentence multiple times.
(5) +5000 vitality, +6000 toughness
(6) You autoattack and autotarget everything that moves.

Superior Sigil of Placing the Mystic Stones the Jotun Ghosts have provided
- Risen Giganticus Lupicus doesn’t aggro you

Needs more healing power imo.

I’m sorry, it had to be done.
Yk what’s a good idea, give Varra Eternity!

Harny.6012:

Yk what’s a good idea, give Varra Eternity!

U mean predator :P

Superior Rune of Summoning
- 25% Chance to summon a Diseased Dolyak that may or may not fight for you
- 25% Chance to summon a small hoard of fluffy kittens
- 25% Chance to summon Horrik to “Unleash the Cannons” for 30 seconds
- 25% Chance to summon an ArenaNet GM to freeze everything in the area for 30 secs
- 25% Chance to summon Zommoros to take all the enemy weapons and flush them down the Mystic Toilet
- 25% Chance to summon Tequatl to fight for you for 30 seconds

Superior Sigil of Guild Summoning
-25% Chance on Critical to summon your entire Guild to fight with you

Superior Rune of the PHIW:

- +10k Toughness.
- 50% Chance on crit to replace all your utilities with signets.
- 50% Chance on crit to start running around in panic, aggroing all mobs in 5k range.
- 50% Chance after taking a hit to summon a bearbow who tanks for you.
- 50% Chance after taking a hit to activate endure pain, no matter what class you’re on.
- 100% Chance to summon trahearne after every fight who steals your reward and tells you about his wyld hunt.

k? Thanks.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/Joke-Useless-Runes-and-Sigils/first

I’m clearly biased, but I think mine is the best :P

dlonie.6547:

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/Joke-Useless-Runes-and-Sigils/first

I’m clearly biased, but I think mine is the best :P

Don’t they all use that already?

Lodius.5392:

Superior Sigil of Guild Summoning
-25% Chance on Critical to summon your entire Guild to fight with you

Dat rage when you misuse it.