Any Patch Notes for Apr 1st?

Any Patch Notes for Apr 1st?

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Posted by: TheDaiBish.9735

TheDaiBish.9735

Not because I want to know what’s changed, but because I miss the GW1 April Fool’s Patch Notes. For example, from the 2012 notes:

  • All magic damage is now based on rank in the Friendship attribute.
  • Magnetic Aura: How does it work?
  • Thunderclap: changed skill type to shout. Renamed to “Thunder, Thunder, Thunderclap! HOOOOOOOO!”
  • Minions have formed a union; you now pay 1 gold per second per animated minion.
  • Activated traps now cause the player character to shout, “You’ve activated my trap!”
  • Added new shouts: “Objection!” “Take that!” and “Hold it!”
  • Kurzick Duelists now properly send defeated foes to the Shadow Realm.
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