Guild Wars 2

Not because I want to know what’s changed, but because I miss the GW1 April Fool’s Patch Notes. For example, from the 2012 notes:

• All magic damage is now based on rank in the Friendship attribute.
• Magnetic Aura: How does it work?
• Thunderclap: changed skill type to shout. Renamed to “Thunder, Thunder, Thunderclap! HOOOOOOOO!”
• Minions have formed a union; you now pay 1 gold per second per animated minion.
• Activated traps now cause the player character to shout, “You’ve activated my trap!”
• Added new shouts: “Objection!” “Take that!” and “Hold it!”
• Kurzick Duelists now properly send defeated foes to the Shadow Realm.