Dear ANet: A Plea From A Mama Quaggan...

Dear ANet: A Plea From A Mama Quaggan...

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Posted by: Peacock.6412

Peacock.6412

Dear ArenaNet,

Once upon a time, Quaggan was a Mama Quaggan, and had many Hatchlings. There was Quaggan’s Quagmander, Tiny Blue; the first born of Quaggan’s hatchlings, who is the Quagmander of our daily alliance Tequatl map. Also, too, there were many others; Naughty Blue who loved nothing more than to stir up trouble, and Sharky Blue as well as Wolfie Blue, Piano Blue and so many other adorable hatchlings.

Then one terrible, dire day, someone at ArenaNet decided (insert evil voice), “Muahahaha, let’s leave the Mama Quaggans of Tyria without their hatchlings!” And lo, and behold, Quaggan hatchlings everywhere could no longer remain Hatchlings! What sort of horrific world is this?

Now… Quagmander Tiny Blue is no longer tiny, and is forced to wear a turtle shell helmet on Quaggan’s not-so-tiny head. Not-So-Tiny Blue now has a drinking problem thanks to the loss of tiny hatchling status!

Most of Quaggan’s other hatchligns are lost to the wind, leaving a Mama Quaggan with only one hatchling, Shooshadoo. Well, Shooshadoo and Crazy Uncle Eyeore the Quorca, but Quaggans don’t talk about Uncle very muchm (Family secret after doing a wild flipperdance at,.. oh nevermind…)

Surely Quaggan cannot be the only Mama Quaggan bereft of hatchlings! So, please, (not so?) kind developers at ArenaNet, fix the hatchling potions so that they last for more than five minutes? Depressed Mama Quaggans everywhere want and need their hatchlings back!

Signed,
The Mama Quaggan
(On behalf of the Fluffy Panic Alliance)

Unashamedly Qoo Qoo for Quaggans!

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Posted by: wolfie.2841

wolfie.2841

Quaggan Wolfie loves Quaggan. This quaggan also misses hatchlings. On this mother’s day, mama quaggans deserve hatchlings for longer than 5 minutes. Quaggan was unaware tiny blue drank because he is no longer a hatchling. Quaggan is sad.

(the item we are discussing is the little blue hatchling tonic you get as a reward from an event in straits of devastation. the potions lasted until you went into combat or left the map. now they only last for 5 minutes. )

((Fluffy Panic Alliance))

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Posted by: Peacock.6412

Peacock.6412

Quaggan Wolfie loves Quaggan. This quaggan also misses hatchlings. On this mother’s day, mama quaggans deserve hatchlings for longer than 5 minutes.

Quaggan does not even want to think about it being Mother’s Day, since Mama Quaggan has no hatchlings these days.

It’s enough to drive a Quaggan to drink a ton of Endless Norn Tonics. Ooooh the Quagmanity!

FooOoo!

(As for the little blue hatchling tonics, since they are a quest reward, and cost in game currency as well, they should at least last the 15 minutes that the Endless Quaggan Tonics do, but instead? Nope. Five minutes and done. It’s dumb that I can buy an endless one from the TP that lasts longer than a quest chain reward tonic. A real Roleplay killer.)

Unashamedly Qoo Qoo for Quaggans!

(edited by Peacock.6412)

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Posted by: Just a flesh wound.3589

Just a flesh wound.3589

Don’t worry. I’m sure they’ll fix this problem. ANet has a special place in their hearts for Quaggan mamas and a place for them in the gw2 universe.

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Posted by: Jaina Ashlynn.1043

Jaina Ashlynn.1043

As somebody that only runs Teq with the Fluffy Panic alliance, I approve of this post. Bring back Tiny Blue.

Anvil Rock: Beta →Friday 13th 1/13/2017
Crystal Desert: 1/13/2017

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Posted by: Ovid.7645

Ovid.7645

As a proud member of the Fluffy Panic Alliance, the Pact CoooMander fully endorses this request. Quaggan fights for a world where hatchlings don’t have to wear shells for protection.