Guild Wars 2

I swear I have been really good this year I swear. I only stole Councilor Flaxx’s staff once and so me in an alternate reality conquered Tyria and destroyed everyone.

So now that that is out of the way for Wintersday I would like…
A Golem that doesn’t get lazy and vanishes after a few minutes.
A flute
The ability to wield a pistol in my main hand and a shield as a memser
To see Tengu join us
The annihilation of all skritt
To learn more about the Largos
A 6ft tall gingerbread golem
Oh and a new outfit for males that includes a kit….
From the lab of
Voxx The Infinite

I made a Wintersday list for Toymaker Tixx what is on your list… thing is sign it as your main character

What’s this lab outfit look like?

This year i want…
Playable Tengu race
A 7 foot tall gingerbread golem
Mr. Sparkles
Zap
Lots of gems
Ability to use rifles as a thief

~ Zelurk of Darkhaven

A Quaggan Mini
A second Quaggan Mini
A free hat, obviouzly
Some quaggan plushy
A GW2 expansion
A Golem grinding for me
Ascended Gears removed
and… uhm… a third Quaggan Mini?

Dear Toymaker,

I have been very good so far this year, and this Wintersday I would like a few things. The list is short, but it would bring me great joy.

Some fractal weapons (specifically the sword, greatsword, and pistol)
A few new sexy armor options
Twilight

-
Koreal Holimion
(Because I’m Worth It)

Omg spoilers, you’re getting coal.

I just want good cheer to all

I feel I’ve been very good this year, having helped liberate (With much gusto) large portions of Tyria from the oppression of larger and smellier bookahs. Sometimes, I even did it out of kindness instead of simply as a byproduct of not being allowed to use humans as test subjects.

However, I am a modest Asura, and I only ask for two things.

Firstly, that the dragons look kindly upon my school of study and stop absorbing all the magic. It’s getting very difficult to continue doing research into mind magic when our illusions are getting progressively weaker.

Secondly, I’d very much appreciate some schematics for an army of steam golems.

With great modesty,
The Incredible Zizi, future Grand High Sovereign of Tyria, alumni of the college of Synergetics, Golemancer, Mesmer and Greatest Asura Since Snaff™

Keiran.1896:

A Quaggan Mini
A second Quaggan Mini
A free hat, obviouzly
Some quaggan plushy
A GW2 expansion
A Golem grinding for me
Ascended Gears removed
and… uhm… a third Quaggan Mini?

Dang i forgot to wish for Ascended Gears to be removed. Kudos for pointing that out. Happy (almost) Winterday!

I would like all of the Legendary weapons to shoot rainbows.

All. Of. Them.

I want Jormag to appear and make everyone kitten their pants, but then come to Lion’s Arch wih a Santa hat and make an Icebrood dance party with everyone.

I would like

A mini Kitty Golem like what’s in the Fractals
Polymock
A super cool jumping puzzle like the Clock Tower
and and

A Puppy!

I have been really good this year…

My request is simple.
The legendary dagger incinerator.

… That is all

<3 Dhalea, Isle of Janthir

deborah.2068:

I just want good cheer to all

nice try… but i can see through you trying to be nice in hopes of getting a better gift

This year i want…

Someone with the skills to fix the clipping with armour and weapons.

Oh, and a KITE
I want to run across the Fields of Shaemoor with a fantastical, magical kite.

havoc.8569:

Omg spoilers, you’re getting coal.

Of course they are, what do you think powers the golems?

Ascended gear removal
Moving fractals gate out of LA (Tixx as an asura can for sure)
Karka nerf
Real winter nights (really dark)

As for toys:
NERF™ gun for the toy slot, but non-cash shop
Lego dragon with this funny plastic flame
Deployable x-mas lanterns for mentioned nights

all gear removal, I want everyone to fight with no weapon skill selection or armor…then it would truly be fair for all.

snowball arena would be excellent for that. if they dont screw it up like they did the costume brawl.

Zargnath’s Wintersday wish list

1. A kitten big cristmas tree that is also a jumping puzzle.
2. A santa sack back piece.
3. Gingerbread golem.
4. Wintersday skins of course. Things like Christmas ornament focuses, Candy cane sword etc.
5. SNOW, SNOW EVERYWHERE!!!

probably missed a few things but that is what I can think of now.

“5. SNOW, SNOW EVERYWHERE!!!”

Can’t we have an aussie style winters whatever with sun and sand?

Battle Snow Royale.
Yes, hungry, shivering and cold, killing each other for food, with small random fires that we will fight like tigers over.

Diamond Mask’s wish list for Wintersday

1. a black cat mini
2. a staff that uses the Of the Mists skin (transparent glowy purple), just the recipe would be cool- tied with a ribbon
3 a pink feather boa

Dear Toymaker Tixx,

I promise I was really good this year. No, don’t bother to check your records or ask around, just take my word for it, that’s how good I am, see? Anyways, I was wondering if you could bring back Lunatic Inquisition with some kind of superficial Wintersday theme/rename slapped on top of it. I miss that game too much.

I politly ask for from toymaster tixx to spin my tear of grenth around so my thief holds it like other daggers. Also an incinerator would be just dandy, it would fit in my mailbox great since it doesnt take up much space.

Just give me your Zeppelin Tixx. Pretty Please! =X

Keiran.1896:

A Quaggan Mini
A second Quaggan Mini
A free hat, obviouzly
Some quaggan plushy
A GW2 expansion
A Golem grinding for me
Ascended Gears removed
and… uhm… a third Quaggan Mini?

Quaggan pirate mini! me likey.

Dear Toymaker Tixx -
I would like:
A fuzzy fluffy mini (anything) with a ribbon and bell around its neck.
Gingerbread (anything)
Snow in every city
TYRIA WINTERSDAY CAROLS being sung in cities

Hahaha this topic made me smile

I would like a mini pet Asura for xmas this year – they are adorable, so imagine what a mini-pet version would be like! <3

Dear Toymaker Tixx,

I want a pony.
And a nunicorn.
And a puppy.
And a little awesome golem thingie.

And a vision for WvWvW so I will come back and play.

Azelroth.6801:

Hahaha this topic made me smile

I would like a mini pet Asura for xmas this year – they are adorable, so imagine what a mini-pet version would be like! <3

I was in gendarran fields for guild assignment for wvw and this person asked for help with the etten skill point. Normally I would not have gone, but this person named thier toon Miss Adorable, when i got there it was asura. How can you say no to an Asura named Miss Adorable?

xtorma.1283:

Azelroth.6801:

Hahaha this topic made me smile

I would like a mini pet Asura for xmas this year – they are adorable, so imagine what a mini-pet version would be like! <3

I was in gendarran fields for guild assignment for wvw and this person asked for help with the etten skill point. Normally I would not have gone, but this person named thier toon Miss Adorable, when i got there it was asura. How can you say no to an Asura named Miss Adorable?

^_^ hehehe that’s such a fitting name too!

many snowball fights.

Dear Toymaster Tixx,

I’ve been very very good.

All I want is a package containing 30 Small Scales, please.

Cheers.

Dear Toymaster Tixx
For a charr I’ve been rather well behaved. I have not tried breaking the peace treaty with the weakling human’s. So my request is about 50 LB’s of catnip. XD

From Errant Burntarrow

Dear Toymaker Tixx

Go away and let a human have a job for a change.

Signed Guild Wars 1.

arrownin.3128:

I would like all of the Legendary weapons to shoot rainbows.

All. Of. Them.

pfft, I want catapults to shoot double rainbows … that way I can play WvW and be in awe of the power of double rainbows.

Levetty.1279:

Dear Toymaker Tixx

Go away and let a human have a job for a change.

Signed Guild Wars 1.

Mad King is / was human.

So this is the reason for the rise of gold conversion to Gem. Was hoping it would go down after the disappointment of Black Friday sales. Now it’s even higher than before T_T.

My only wish is for one time only events to disappear or at least not offer any more awesome loot.

Blackmon.1903:

So this is the reason for the rise of gold conversion to Gem. Was hoping it would go down after the disappointment of Black Friday sales. Now it’s even higher than before T_T.

My only wish is for one time only events to disappear or at least not offer any more awesome loot.

I wish for more 1 time events. Totally the bread and butter of GW2. One time events, with permanent world additions.

yay for toymaster tixx

Dear Toymaster Tixx,

For Wintersday I would like a Zig.
So when I shout “For Great Justice!”, they take off every Zig.
So please, move Zig.

You know what you doing.

Dear Toymaster Tixx

I dual wield a pair of daggers but I don’t attack things with my left arm. Please give me new left arm. Thank you.

Dear Toymaster Tixx,

I don’t care what you bring, but if you expect me to buy Random Chests for a chance to get it, I’m poisoning the cookies and eggnog.

zargnath.9524:

Zargnath’s Wintersday wish list

1. A kitten big cristmas tree that is also a jumping puzzle.
2. A santa sack back piece.
3. Gingerbread golem.
4. Wintersday skins of course. Things like Christmas ornament focuses, Candy cane sword etc.
5. SNOW, SNOW EVERYWHERE!!!

probably missed a few things but that is what I can think of now.

Dear Toymaker Tixx,

I too, would want a super long and hard jumping puzzle in the form of a giant christmas tree

Dear Toymaker Tixx,

Don’t listen to that guy. I like skritt. But if you must annihilate something, I put in a vote that you annihilate dredge. Nobody likes dredge. If anyone says they like dredge, they’re lying and that makes them naughty so they don’t deserve any presents.

I would also like all the useless effects on food to be turned into Magic Find. And I would like all the traps in the swamp fractal to go away. And better latency. And WvW peace. And a pony.

Regards,

neon.4863

Dear Toymaker Tixx,

Please make more grinding… No….

Just give me my precursor.
And more ppl from around the world to join my guild.

Thanks.

Dear Toymaker Tixx,

No more one time events….ever…

Sincerly,

Everyone not in the US

Dear Toymaker Tixx,

I’ve been very good this year, and only called Caithe an old, limp bit of Cruella de Vil-loving asparagus once. I would like:

1. Bug fixes
2. Ranger fixes
3. Town clothes

I will be waiting on the rooftops of Divinity’s Reach with a flak cannon I have recently acquired cookies for you in case you don’t deliver. Hopefully it they will change your mind.

Oh, and please send ANet employees over to read Thorn.

Thanks,
Mozu