Funny NPC conversations you've heard
I like the intereaction between the Vigil Mentor and me.
Me: So I guess old dogs can learn new tricks afterall.
Mentor: Ha! Watch it pub. Or I will clip your tail off.
and the like.
Whisper Mentor is also pretty funny in general.
One time you go on a mission to rescue someone with him. And in the process, you get drunk. After you find the person to save, you gotta make an escape. She asks what’s the plan; and you, still quite drunk, say ‘It starts with RUN! and then it goes down hill from there.’
The norn and asura by the asura gates are great.
Norn: “So if I was tracking a wounded animal, and the animal went through the gate, would the energy from the gate cauterize its wounds?”
Asura: “I… I… I don’t know. My ears! What an intriguing question!”
Norn: “What do your ears have to do with it?”
Also:
Grawl: “PLEASE THE EYE!!!”
The Sylvari and the Asura that guard a portal in The Grove
Sylvari: Your golem is strange. Was strange.
Asura: You drove it away, you know. I’ve never seen a golem run that fast.
Sylvari: I just wanted to ask it a few questions.
Asura: Yeah I know. You guys are full of them.
Sylvari: Oh, yes. What’s it like to be a golem? Does it dream? Does it have a family?
Asura: That was the last straw, you know. After that question about turtles in the desert you asked it about its mother.
Sylvari: So?
Asura: It doesn’t have a mother. It’s a golem. You crossed its circuits. I don’t know how you did it, but you weirded out my golem.
Sylvari: So, you are the mother? Or the father?
Asura: What? Well, I… I guess I .. Oh no. You’re not getting in my head. You just stand there and help me monitor the gate.
Asura (to himself): Am I the mother? Blazing braces, this is what I get for working with the tree children.
And:
Rytlock Brimstone in Story line “Rage suppression”
“More dazed soldiers staggering around in their Skivvies. Either we’re on the right track, or we missed the best party ever!”
(edited by Astral Projections.7320)