First off, don’t buy into the booze nonsense. Errbody knows weed is where it’s at for intoxicated gaming.
Second, being a casual player is easy! Just run around doing pointless stuff for no reason until you’re level 80, then cry yourself to sleep because there isn’t anything for casual players to do at level 80.
“You’ll PAY to know what you really think.” ~ J. R. “Bob” Dobbs