Incredible weekend
guys it’s supposed to be a funny/joke thread (sorry about the slash..), let’s try to chill out
VIVA LA GRAMMAR THREAD!
Man, this one made me LAUGH !!!
I’ll take it as sig, if you don’t mind !!
I should know better than to bother replying to satisfy your own needs of keeping your post in the spotlight, but….
There was no Nazi-ism. It was all perceived by you. I highly highly doubt you’re offended by any of it as it’s all just garnering you more attention. Which essentially is what we all want.
You put the word “work-time” in your OP. You linked two words with a hyphen which makes it a new word. Hyphens never act as a comma. They never end a sentence. Confusing them can lead for your written attempts to be read incorrectly, which is what happened with me.
If you try to read that sentence with a new word in it, it really doesn’t make sense. I had to sit there for quite a while, until someone else replied and pointed out that it was 2 sentences.
When I reasonably try to articulate this, people jump down your throat about being a Nazi, as it’s a nice tag that everyone knows and likes to beat on.
The fact is a real Grammar Nazi would attack your spelling and grammar even if they understood what you said.
I genuinely, genuinely didn’t get what you meant the first time around until it was pointed out to me and the cause of all of this was your little hyphen.
By all means create the Hyphen Police if you must, but don’t be incharge of writing any of the leaflets for it. If you want to be understood that is.
VIVA LA GRAMMAR THREAD!
Man, this one made me LAUGH !!!
I’ll take it as sig, if you don’t mind !!
By all means mate.
I wish more people could see we’re just having a laugh with this thread. No malice was intended in any of it.
BUT I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU IF YOU MISPLACE A HYPHEN AGAIN! I WILL DRAW A HYPHEN ON A BRICK AND MAKE YOU EAT THAT BRICK.
:D
Challange-accepted
guys it’s supposed to be a funny/joke thread (sorry about the slash..), let’s try to chill out
I’m totally cool man. Like, totally, like, +1 and stuff. I’m like too nonchalant to actually, like, care about it, because, I’m like so chill, so like take the +1 or don’t. Like, consider it a +1/-1, like, if that’s more cool with you.
VIVA LA GRAMMAR THREAD!
Man, this one made me LAUGH !!!
I’ll take it as sig, if you don’t mind !!By all means mate.
I wish more people could see we’re just having a laugh with this thread. No malice was intended in any of it.
BUT I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU IF YOU MISPLACE A HYPHEN AGAIN! I WILL DRAW A HYPHEN ON A BRICK AND MAKE YOU EAT THAT BRICK.
:D
Mwahaha. I thought it was pretty obvious. Or maybe I’m myself a grammar Gestapo kind of guy, though non native english speaker.
For a strange reason, the forum won’t let me quote you as a sig.
A shame, but maybe the forum, thus Internet itself proclaimed you evil…?
Challange-accepted
Mother-of-god. Fu-uuu-uuuu-uuu. Me-gusta. U-mad-bro. Freddie-Mercury. Neil-De-Grasse-Tyson. And-other-random-meme-age-interspersed-with-hyphens.
I’m waiting for some dude to say, I broke my wife/GF’s hyphen.
Ah right, that dude who said it is me. Oh well. Forever-alone.
VIVA LA GRAMMAR THREAD!
Man, this one made me LAUGH !!!
I’ll take it as sig, if you don’t mind !!By all means mate.
I wish more people could see we’re just having a laugh with this thread. No malice was intended in any of it.
BUT I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU IF YOU MISPLACE A HYPHEN AGAIN! I WILL DRAW A HYPHEN ON A BRICK AND MAKE YOU EAT THAT BRICK.
:D
Mwahaha. I thought it was pretty obvious. Or maybe I’m myself a grammar Gestapo kind of guy, though non native english speaker.
For a strange reason, the forum won’t let me quote you as a sig.
A shame, but maybe the forum, thus Internet itself proclaimed you evil…?
Oh I’m definitely evil.
You know, evil in a hyphen-related way. It’s a common thing these days.
VIVA LA GRAMMAR THREAD!
Man, this one made me LAUGH !!!
I’ll take it as sig, if you don’t mind !!By all means mate.
I wish more people could see we’re just having a laugh with this thread. No malice was intended in any of it.
BUT I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU IF YOU MISPLACE A HYPHEN AGAIN! I WILL DRAW A HYPHEN ON A BRICK AND MAKE YOU EAT THAT BRICK.
:D
Mwahaha. I thought it was pretty obvious. Or maybe I’m myself a grammar Gestapo kind of guy, though non native english speaker.
For a strange reason, the forum won’t let me quote you as a sig.
A shame, but maybe the forum, thus Internet itself proclaimed you evil…?Oh I’m definitely evil.
You know, evil in a hyphen-related way. It’s a common thing these days.
From this day onward, people shall fear you and call you “your Hypheness”, with a curtly bow.
It’ll make a change from them calling me a kitten.
(I actually wrote the word kitten there. Please replace with expletive that makes you most happy!)
guys it’s supposed to be a funny/joke thread (sorry about the slash..), let’s try to chill out
I’m totally cool man. Like, totally, like, +1 and stuff. I’m like too nonchalant to actually, like, care about it, because, I’m like so chill, so like take the +1 or don’t. Like, consider it a +1/-1, like, if that’s more cool with you.
Yo bro I am totally like with you man wusn’t referring to you
Dashes
There are two types of dashes: the em dash (–) and the en (-) dash.
The Em Dash
This is also called the double dash–and rightly so–because it actually consists of two dashes presented without spacing before or after, and used to evoke emphasis (note that the spacing is up for debate as some style guides and writers include a single space before and after the em dash). This kind of dash is often used to “set off an element added to amplify or to digress from the main clause” (Publication Manual of the APA, 2001, p. 291).
It’s been suggested—strongly, at times—that I overuse the em dash in my writing. For those unfamiliar with the fancy terms born in the typesetting era, the em dash is the longer version, the very biggest brother, of the hyphen. It’s actually fairly straightforward. We use the hyphen all the time to join two words together in a willy-nillly fashion. There’s a slightly larger version called the en dash that’s used to join two similarly-weighted concepts/words together; for example, you might use one to replace the word “to” in “The West Point football team beat Notre Dame 28 to 14” (hey, I can dream). Meanwhile, the biggest dash—the em dash—is used to indicate a significant break in thought when a simple period won’t cut it.
Me, I have lots of significant breaks in thought. And I don’t like periods much. Thus, the em dash has always been my friend, even before I knew what it was called.
But it’s bad, right? Good, published, experienced authors rarely if ever use it, right?
Not necessarily. It actually comes down to voice, or the way we want our prose to “sound” to the mind’s ear when the reader is—well, reading, which is for the most part what readers do. But check it out yourself. Go snag a couple of books from your bookshelf and read prose from two different authors, just a few paragraphs, right now. Trust me, I’ll wait.
Did you “hear” a difference? Yes? Maybe not. For many of us, including me a year ago, the voice of an author is something we pick up on intuitively in a passive manner, coming out as an “I like the way he writes.” Actually describing the voice in a cognitive fashion, though, is something that requires training and practice to accomplish. I think. Anyway, I’m better at it now than I used to be.
So what’s my voice? Do I want to “sound” more like Stephen King (the other one), or like Douglas Adams, or like Robert Jordan? Well, frankly, I’ve always enjoyed the writing styles that tend toward sub-comedic, the ones that tell a story and occasionally—every couple of pages or so—have you chortling softly, and occasionally even guffawing loudly. The ones that, if you notice, tend to be a kittenoppy and hurky-jerky at times, because that’s what comes across as funny.