Guild Wars 2

Got this from a TF2 thread a while back. So ignoring the current limits of the game, have some fun and post your favourite skill/trait/rune/anything with stats multiplied by 10. You can copypasta from the wiki and just multiply the numbers by 10.

- If a skill were to kill you on use, instead it would leave you on 1 hp.

- If the chance of a skill/trait exceeds 100%, it would guarantee a proc with the excess allowing for another chance to proc again in the same instance:

i.e. 30% chance to crit x10 = 300% chance to crit = crits 3 times in one instance.

If 25% x10 = 250% crit chance = guaranteed to hit twice with a 50% chance to hit a third time.

I’ll start:

Shadow Refuge

Stealth: 30 seconds (per pulse)
Healing: 14,200 (3550 per second)
Combo Field: Dark (x10 so basically a black hole in terms of vision)
Range: 6000
Duration: 40 seconds (pulses 50 times within the duration)
Cooldown: 600 seconds
Cast time: 2.5 seconds
Cost: 60 skill points to unlock

Have fun

On the contrary, if the skill were to kill you on use, it should multiply that effect by ten as well. You should leave a smoking crater.

Banish

Launch your foe with a powerful smash.

Damage: 3700
Launch: 7500

Blow someone half way across the map.

Eviscerate

Leap at your foe with a devastating attack. Effect increases with adrenaline level.

Level 1 damage: 6,720
Level 2 damage: 8,400
Level 3 damage: 10,080
Combo Finisher: Leap x10
Range: 3000
Cooldown: 100s

I’m okay with this. I’m VERY okay with this.

Signet of Air || 200 second cooldown || 30 skill points

Passive: Grants a 250% increase in movement speed
Active: Blind your target and nearby foes (50s), radius: 2400, range: 12000, damage: 1220

Everybody else is just moving too slow.

1000 blades o.O

Flame Jet (flamethrower skill)
Spray fire in a cone pattern while on the move, burning enemies on the final attack. Deals 100% bonus damage to burning targets.
Damage (100x): 4900
Burning: 10s (3280 damage)
Attacks per second: 50
Range: 4250
Targets effected: 30

*The skill ticks damage one hundred times; the chance of a critical hit is calculated separately for each, allowing multiple opportunities to trigger on-critical effects

NOT UNDER-POWERED ANYMORE!!!!

Meteor Shower anyone?

Backstab, Blood is Power, Heartseeker, Kill Shot (which would then take form of it’s name literally.), Pin Down…

The Norn Racial elites.

You need only imagine.

Barrage;
Damage(144x): 31,080
Cripple(125s): -100% Movement Speed
Range: 15,000

Starscream.6498:

Backstab, Blood is Power, Heartseeker, Kill Shot (which would then take form of it’s name literally.), Pin Down…

The Norn Racial elites.

You need only imagine.

Well with Kill Shot x10, you’d need to charge it for 17.5 seconds to kill one person, meaning immobile and not interrupted.

Ride The Lightning

Ride the lightning to your foe, then strike all nearby foes with an electrical burst.
If a foe is hit by the burst, the skill’s recharge is reduced by 100%, also allowing the next 5 casts to not trigger a cooldown.

Cooldown: 400 seconds
Damage: 3,360
Radius: 1,800
Range: 12,000

“I could use one of these between my house & the market!”

Distortion
Cooldown: 600
Destroy all your clones and phantasms, gaining distortion for each ten shattered.
Distortion: 10 s (Evade all attacks.)
Range: 12000

Decoy

Cooldown: 400
Gain stealth and summon 10 illusions to attack your foe.
Duration: 30 s
Breaks stun
Range: 1,2000

Moa morph
Cooldown: 1800
Turn your foe into a moa bird.
Duration: 100 s
Range: 1,2000

Chaos armor
Cooldown: 350 s
Give yourself chaos armor, which gives yourself 10 random boons and your foe 10 random conditions whenever you are struck.
Chaos Armor: 50 s
Protection: 50 s (330% decreased damage)
Regeneration: 30 s (3900 health)
Swiftness: 30 s (330% increased movement speed)
Confusion: 30 s (1300 damage on skill use)
Crippled: 30 s (330% decreased movement speed)
Blind: 30 s (next 10 outgoing attacks miss)
Range: 1,2000

Mirror blade
Cooldown: 80
Throw 10 illusionary greatswords that bounce between targets, damaging foes and giving might to allies. It creates 10 clones akittens ten targets.
Damage: 2590
30 Might: 100 s
30 Vulnerability: 30 s
Number of bounces: 30
Combo Finisher: Physical Projectile
Range: 1,2000
Unblockable

Oh my god :O
Make it happen arenanet.

Summon Bone Minions

Summon Twenty Bone Minions
Damage : 1590

Farming would be a breeze

Mesmer Portal. Range – unlimited. Can be used to portal between Borderlands in WvW.

Moa Morph- Transform to a Moa for 100s. LOL

Sanctuary- 1,200 range ~20k healing 60s duration. The perfect skill for a protective guardian

Flesh Golem → Charge – ~14k damage 12,000 range. It’s like being hit by a speeding bus!!!!

numbers were taken from wiki :-)

Engineer grenade (throws 20 grenades) + Grenadier trait (throws 10 additional grenades) = 30 grenades each dealing 10x damage
explosion radius: 1200
range: 12,000

eat your heart out 100 ’nades