Guild Wars 2

Saw a new approach by an RMT spammer today. They sent the usual message but put 1 copper into the mail. I reported the mail as spam, per usual, but am unable to delete the mail unless I take the copper. I do not want to take their darned copper, since it feels dirty to do so. I also do not want the mail in my in-box.

Suggestions?

Take the copper and throw it off the diving board in lions arch, see if you can kill a fish.

This is a dilemma?!

“yes I know you are starving little 3rd world homeless child and I know your muscles have atrophied, but let me tell you about a real dilemma involving a gold seller…”

“what’s that? Father on life support? Uh huh. Slim to no chance at recovery? Go on. Not sure if you should pull the plug or keep it going? Well speaking of dilemmas boy have I got a doozy for you…”

Anyone who doesn’t want to keep the dirty money can send their coppers to me.

This has already been addressed in another thread.

“so you say your daughter is pregnant at the tender age of 16, and the father is a deadbeat loser stoner that dropped out of high school. She wants an abortion but the family has strong Christian beliefs and is against it. Well that is quite the pickle, but I can relate. Let me tell you a little story about a gold spammer and 1 copper…”

“let me get this straight, your wife has cancer but because of a birth defect she was considered a liability and can’t get insurance coverage. So you’ll have to pay out of pocket to cover the treatment and you are considering turning to illegal means to get the funds since there’s no way you could afford it normally. That is a tough one. Hey while we are on the subject of problems perhaps you could help me out with one of my own involving a gold spammer…”

1. Open mail
2. Take copper
3. ????
4. Profit!

“you found your best friend’s wife cheating on him with some other dude, but you aren’t sure if you should say anything since they are both struggling to raise their 1 year old daughter. And it might mess up the child to have them constantly arguing. Well we all have our moral quandaries to deal with. In fact, that story reminds me of my own, involving a gold spammer and 1 copper…”

Anet have said it’s ok to take the copper to delete the mail, just report the gold spammer.