Guild Wars 2

I’ve not found anything like this in game so forgive me if I’ve missed this but I’d sincerely love to have this as an option.

Giant ridiculous weapons, thinks like a silver spoon staff or a giant fork (that looks like a dining fork) frying pans maces/shields, sack maces, Rolling pin maces, fun things.

Well, there is a skin like http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Candy-Cane_Hammer_Skin for every weapon.