Guild Wars 2

SUPER ADVENTURE BOX: AN ALTERNATE REALITY?

With the upcoming April 1st release… All that you know will change.

Not to be outdone, Moto’s brother Leon, an upstanding member of the College of Dynamics, has uploaded his prototype Dynamic Reality software to his brothers SAB creation. However, due to the alteration of the Eternal Alchemy caused by the disturbance in the flow of Tyria’s Ley Lines, the hypercharged SAB has yielded an unforeseen outcome.

A NEW TYRIAN ORDER

In an effort to increase the diversity of the game we have decided to initiate a role reversal between Guild Wars 2 and the Super Adventure Box. The Super Adventure Box will now become the primary game and Guild Wars 2 will be a mini game within the SAB.

After the patch, all players will be transported to the new community hub called Leon’s Arc, a rainbow supported floating city which will serve as the central meeting place for all players. From here you will have normal access to all previous versions of the SAB as well as access to 37 new maps. Don’t worry the Grumpy Cloud for Tribulation Mode has returned for your enjoyment. Additionally, with this release we will be introducing the Irate Cumulonimbus Cloud which will give you access to the new Ludicrous Mode. If you blew through Tribulation Mode, then this one’s for you.

GUILD WARS 2 REMAINS A PLAYABLE OPTION

We understand if you are not a fan of the Super Adventure Box look and feel. If you desire to play the Mini-Game GW2 all you will need to do is spend the next 2 weeks exploring in the SAB. After completing a minimum of 280 hours in SAB gameplay you will unlock GW2 mode. This will enable all mobs the chance to drop a GW2 Coin which you can use to try to bribe Leon to let you into the old GW2. (Please note: GW2 coins have the same drop rate as the old Black Lion Keys)

ENDGAME CONTENT INCLUDED

For those of you yearning for end game content, we’ve got just the thing. For you hard core players we now have an End Game portal. Upon entering the portal your screen will go black allowing you to continue thru the entirety of the SAB in Ludicrous Mode. After completing this stage, you have now found the End Game. You will be granted the title Best Gamer Ever and the End Game effect will initiate. The End Game effect will delete your account and uninstall all Guild Wars related Software (including GW1). You are the winner, congratulations, have a nice day.

You’re still here…

Go outside and play or read a good book; in fact, might we suggest Ghosts of Ascalon