Guild Wars 2

Just replace your suggestion, complaint, nitpicking or whining with the X. I feel that this is going to save a lot of time for people.

I am totally not using sarcasm, this is a real template.

You can’t use X for every blank, that’s just bad math grammar.

Yeah, this game has no issues whatsoever. And if people feel there are (for some unexplicable reason), and want to point this out, they’re just wrong and have obviously misunderstood the idea behind having a forum.

Yeah, that’s sarcasm. At least I’m being truthful about it.

Kungkonung.6758:

Yeah, this game has no issues whatsoever.

That’s your opinion, however wrong it may be.

Variable don’t work that way. You write: "Man X is so hard and difficult, so it should definitely be nerfed. I suggest that X and X get a buff and X and X get a nerf, because I am obviously a game designer with way more experience than anyone at Anet. "

If you replaced all the X with the same thing that sentence would not make sense.

Cleverly concealed humor. I was laughing so hard by the time I finished reading your spoiler.

Phy.2913:

Kungkonung.6758:

Yeah, this game has no issues whatsoever.

That’s your opinion, however wrong it may be.

I edited my comment. Read it again :P

Kungkonung.6758:

Phy.2913:

Kungkonung.6758:

Yeah, this game has no issues whatsoever.

That’s your opinion, however wrong it may be.

I edited my comment. Read it again :P

I understood it the first time, but chose to take it at face value because it has nothing to do with the OP. Anyone that’s spent time on the forum knows how accurate the OP’s post actually is.

Phy.2913:

Kungkonung.6758:

Phy.2913:

Kungkonung.6758:

Yeah, this game has no issues whatsoever.

That’s your opinion, however wrong it may be.

I edited my comment. Read it again :P

I understood it the first time, but chose to take it at face value because it has nothing to do with the OP. Anyone that’s spent time on the forum knows how accurate the OP’s post actually is.

The OP’s “template” actually a huge strawman designed to shut down intellectual discourse. Cheers.

How am I shutting down intellectual discourse by providing the community with a template that allows people to post more helpful feedback and criticism to ArenaNet. If we stop spamming this forum with complaints they will just eat cupcakes and stop working.

Phy.2913:

Kungkonung.6758:

Phy.2913:

Kungkonung.6758:

Yeah, this game has no issues whatsoever.

That’s your opinion, however wrong it may be.

I edited my comment. Read it again :P

I understood it the first time, but chose to take it at face value because it has nothing to do with the OP. Anyone that’s spent time on the forum knows how accurate the OP’s post actually is.

It’s blatantly obvious that OP feels that the people who voice their concern with the flaws this game has are whiny and a “vocal minority” who has no constructive criticism to their name whatsoever.

lol
About right OP

I kinda agree here. QQ, rage quitting and demanding X be done or else mentality gets the poster nothing but fanboism responces or flame wars. Constructive criticism is the way to go.

For all those people that don’t realize what that is, let me explain:

Constructive criticism is the ability to identify an issue or problem and give several viable solutions, in an unbiased way.

A solution that goes against the core values or mechanics of the game is not a viable solution. What do I mean here: quit trying to make the game something it’s not. This is not WoW or SWTOR or Rift or any other MMORPG. So making a suggestion to change the game, to be more like another game, is not viable. It’s kinda stupid to be honest. If you want those features then go play a game with those types of features. it’s pretty simple logic.

This game will never have the “Unholy Trinity” or gear grind to get to content to get better gear to get to content etc. Sure it may have some geqar grinding aspects but that it totally optional. NOT required.

The lore tells us that horses etc have been gone for so long that generations cannot remember when they died out. So quite trying to change the lore and story to bring them back. There are no mounts. That is why AG and WP were invented.

Anyways just a few examples of unviable changes that people shouldn’t be complaining about.

First, I must say that the OP made me laugh. I understand that you were trying to be semi-serious, but it was rather funny. If I were to be stuck reading complaints in that format, at least I’d get a little bit of enjoyment from it.

@Kailthir: Thank you for filling people in on the history about horses. I didn’t play GW1 so I had no knowledge of what had happened to them, and I haven’t seen anything in GW2 that explains their absence either.

I like the fact that there is no “trinity” aspect to this game; it leaves parties open and flexible while avoiding the “we only need (insert role)” dynamic like most other MMOs seem to have.

RebelYell.7132:

Phy.2913:

Kungkonung.6758:

Phy.2913:

Kungkonung.6758:

Yeah, this game has no issues whatsoever.

That’s your opinion, however wrong it may be.

I edited my comment. Read it again :P

I understood it the first time, but chose to take it at face value because it has nothing to do with the OP. Anyone that’s spent time on the forum knows how accurate the OP’s post actually is.

The OP’s “template” actually a huge strawman designed to shut down intellectual discourse. Cheers.

Actually, I read the template as a work of satire intended to shut down (or at least mock) all of the troll threads that masquerade as intellectual discourse.