Um, ANet, why isn't Queen Jenna...uh...um...

Um, ANet, why isn't Queen Jenna...uh...um...

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Posted by: Xavori.3768

Xavori.3768

Not sure how to ask this without sounding completely kittened, so I’m just going to come right out with it.

Why isn’t Queen Jenna wearing panties?

Now before y’all decide I’m some of kind of weird-kitten freak, I wasn’t running around actively seeking out this knowledge. My guild and I were running CM story mode, and I was playing as an Asura. Well, as I’m running around I run close enough to her that my camera does that fast flip when it hits something, and what Jenna was wearing, or more specifically, not wearing caught my eye, and I just had to go back because I figured no way did I just not see what I didn’t see but should have seen.

Nope. I really didn’t see ‘em cuz they were not there. She’s running around bare-kittened under that skirt.

What’s worse is that it’s obvious that whatever artist designed her legs took the time to texture her backside which hints at the possibility The Commando Queen isn’t just an accident. Now maybe there’s a totally innocent reason for her lack of modesty (which honestly, would be boring…I want a good conspiracy theory kitten it!), or maybe you ANet guys and girls are a lot more fun loving than we already suspected and want your game’s characters to get in on the action.

I mean, maybe casual Fridays at ANet are really, really casual.

Oh, which reminds me of the funniest moment of our guild dungeon crawls last night. Before this we’d run AC and our very squishy and easily killed necro was appearing in all the cutscenes. Anyway, by the time we finished his armor was damaged, and he died just before the final cutscene which broke one bit.

So, our necro got to talk to Eir Stagalkin sans pants in a truly memorable bit of cinema.

Hey I just met you – And this is crazy –
But here’s my body – So rez me maybe?

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Posted by: Celestina.2894

Celestina.2894

Well, Logan did think his reason for abandoning Destiny’s Edge was a good one.

Um, ANet, why isn't Queen Jenna...uh...um...

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Posted by: Smertnik.6194

Smertnik.6194

She’s the queen, she can do whatever she wants!

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Posted by: Jestunhi.7429

Jestunhi.7429

Say "[&AgE5VAAA] " ingame then preview the item which is displayed in chat.

:)

SoE have finally been knocked off the top spot
in the list of developers I have the least faith & trust in.
Congratulations ArenaNet!