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joke about symbol of healing

thief: “yo guardian, heal me!”
guardian: “I can’t, i’m a dps guardian, and i’m not wasting my virtue on you”
thief: “then give me symbol of healing!”
guardian: “I can’t, i have to be downed to do that.”
thief: "… " looks around to make sure no one is looking…
guardian: “hey let’s go gank those — AHHHH! GRENTH PROTECT ME!” guardian hits the floor, while thief overlooks him with a bloody dagger.

thief: "can you heal me now? "

joke about symbol of healing

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Posted by: Rauderi.8706

Rauderi.8706

Wouldn’t it be…:

Thief: "healz plz!’

Guardian: “not wow, do it urself”

Thief: “heeelz!”

Guardian: “dude stealth l2p”

Thief: “halp me downed rez plz”

=P

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