Guild Wars 2

New Instabilities coming soon* just for you!

Verdant Brink – Raideritis. 50% of all players will be afk by the raid.
Auric Basin – Fire Overhwelming. All elite frogs during Octovine are replaced with Balthazar champions.
Tangled Depths – Lost. Every 60 seconds you are teleported to a random dead end on the map.
Dragon’s Stand – Glass Pact. All Pact NPCs have 90% less health.

Boysenberry.1869:

Tangled Depths – Lost. Every 60 seconds you are teleported to a random dead end on the map.

This one would be insanely funny . But it deserve a bit of spice as well. Let’s say that if you are in combat, mobs are teleported with you.

Boysenberry.1869:

New Instabilities coming soon* just for you!

Auric Basin – Fire Overhwelming. All elite frogs during Octovine are replaced with Balthazar champions.

Shouldn’t it be, Auric Blazin?

How about:

I Want To Be Alone- every 30 minutes you receive a notice that the map is closing due to lack of players. Accepting it sends you to an emptier map. Not accepting it means everyone else leaves and you’re left in an empty map, till the map closes and sends you to a different empty map, where you get the same map closing message.

Enemies summon a pack of mini raptors when you hit them for critical damage.
When you dodge roll, you lose some coins.
Enemies steal from your inventory when they hit you.
Nearby allies are disconnected.

kitten no, Maguma is a pain in the kitten as it is already, i would love for them to scrap the maps all together but that is not going to happen either.

Dadnir.5038:

Boysenberry.1869:

Tangled Depths – Lost. Every 60 seconds you are teleported to a random dead end on the map.

This one would be insanely funny . But it deserve a bit of spice as well. Let’s say that if you are in combat, mobs are teleported with you.

Problem there is if I wanted to stay engaged I wouldn’t be teleporting in the first place.