Guild Wars 2

On this festive holiday of Wintersday, many of Tyrians have had their homes invaded by angry Grawl, who trespass onto many of orphanages, robbing and vandalizing their property.

We conclude that Grawnk’s actions are an act of terrorism, intended to strike fear into the citizens of Divinity’s Reach, in the wake of Wintersday. Such invasion on our sovereignty should not be tolerated!

How dare this Grawnk trespass on MY home instance, a territory where the Order of Whispers operate?

Many Tyrians would attempt to kill Grawnk by slowly poisoning him with Bloodstone-based poisons.

As a Lightbringer representing the Order of Whispers, I propose the way we would “take care” of this nuisance.

Firstly, our agents would tie him up, and blind fold him, smuggling Grawnk into our one of many safe-houses, where no one could hear him scream. After that, we tie him face up onto a board, where he can’t move, with his hands restrained.

We would ask him one more time where the decorations are. And if he doesn’t comply, we cut off his fingers one by one using a rusty, jagged knife, so that the process would be slow and painful.

If after 10 of his fingers are cut he still doesn’t comply, well, I’m sure Grawnk doesn’t need his left leg, does he?

I’m sure it wouldn’t be too hard to find his family either. A couple Mesmer magic here and there, couple Necromancer forensics here, and we could probably find his children, and bargain for the decorations.

Remember: You don’t mess with the kids in MY home instance!

You mess with orphans, you mess with the Order of Whispers. Remember who we are, cuz’ our Order doesn’t take crap!

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Yikes.

Redenaz.8631:

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Yikes.

Remember, it is the job of the Order of Whispers to…. “manipulate” events in Tyria, to suit our interests.

I do not believe that it would be good for the stability of Divinity’s Reach if Bandits were to catch wind that a lone Grawl was able to evade Seraph and Ministry Guard.

It had to be done, and it had to be brutal.

Let this be a message to anyone who messes with our interests.

(Oh Grenth, I love my job. Being a Lightbringer is awesome!!! ^__^)

I’m not too pleased with the orphans either. After all that effort I went to to retrieve their ornaments for them, the blasted kids just disappeared without even a “thank you”! Ungrateful brats. :P Makes me wonder if Grawnk stole the ornaments this year because they pulled the same stunt on him last year.

Zaxares.5419:

I’m not too pleased with the orphans either. After all that effort I went to to retrieve their ornaments for them, the blasted kids just disappeared without even a “thank you”! Ungrateful brats. :P Makes me wonder if Grawnk stole the ornaments this year because they pulled the same stunt on him last year.

The Orphans thanked me with a Star of Gratitude. I’m going to hang it up in our safe house, so each time we interrogate someone, we could be thinking of the kids! ^__^