Guild Wars 2

It’s late so humor me.

“spam 2 more noob”

I should of rolled guardian.

“I play warrior”

“but can you even play w/o bs?”

Wait for me to respawn

“im stronk want 1v1?”

“I’m ressing you”

Ah! I was defeated by clever strategy and coordinated tteamwork… except gw2 is nothing like gw1, because the developers suffer from kitteninvitus

Hawke.6943:

“I’m ressing you”

Hehe, made my day.

Dont mess with a nerfed thief k.

and

My name is perurino.

“D/D ele’s are UP and kitten in 1v1”

“kitten you cheater”
(And i was playing necro -_-)

Mesmer:

“One coming side, oh don’t worry he’s an engi i’m going get him”

10 secs later…

“Wtf…” With his bar filled with every condition known to humankind…

“F THIS GAME!”

Message Body length must at least be 15.

“How many fears do you have?! 20?!”

“4 vs 5 . . . . . .”

“Necro moving on close, engaging.”

“theres only 1 Ele at close”

“stop using macros”

“im bunkar theef” <- Not even joking. Rank 30 bunker thief player.

Warrior in downed state: “But I am God”

“Kekekeke 3v1 nbs” when he charged at 3 of our team by himself.
“Kekekeke 2v1 nbs” when he charged at 2 of us by himself on his next res.
“Your such a kitten, all you do is move around and stealth” when he downed me while I was soloing svanir – I ressed off the svanir kill (which I got), killed him, let his pet revive him, then killed him again. I stealthed exactly once, and my “Moving around” was Inf strike and not just standing still like an idiot.

Someone dying to a Heartseeker spamming and then called him “Noob spam HS!”

A lot of censored words, then he/she left.

But from me it got to be:

“Ill just stunbreak this and-…”

“2222222222222222”

“Hmm, nobody here. I’ll just neutralize this poin-”

And then there were 4.

" i got tranq"

X_X

right after laurels got to pvp:
“Tactics?”
" This is my first pvp match ever so i don’t know"

No last words here, But imho one of the funniest threads I have ever read. Thanks all some of these almost made me fall over really made my day

“If you were any good at this game, you wouldn’t have to run”

Said I to the Elementalist.

Seryi.7936:

“If you were any good at this game, you wouldn’t have to run”

Said I to the Elementalist.

They always rtl away, but don’t worry…they’re coming back full hp seconds later….

“I think thief ran. Stomping the eng….. mNG(#$(#$(!!!!” -horrifying stealth gank death
“I don’t see anyone crossing, noobs prob all going mine” -horrifying SR gank death
“&^%#” -horrifying any match where a burst thief is roaming that you didn’t see death
“Going for svanir steal” -horrifying miscalculation death
“Bottom buff up, going for it” -horrifying unresponsive pug vs premade temple death
“Wiped them mid I’m going to backcap” -horrifying you forgot the other team respawns death

“Porting back!……close lost” :<

“Can’t wait until they nerf no skill engi”
“All you use is your mouse to win, so easy”

From one of my team-mates: “I will solo svanir”

“fighting strong guardian at close..” abit later “oh it was an elementalist”
“Killed weak ele at close” (just as i realize the ele was using bombs and turrets) “Ehrm engineer”

“stupid kitten kitten kitten ranger pet stop following me for kitten sake.. YERHGHGTHIGAHI”

“laggg”
15 chars

i will solo svanir.. lololololol

Lux.7169:

From one of my team-mates: “I will solo svanir”

I don’t know if you think it’s funny because he doesn’t want the team to help? Or that you think it’s too hard to do?

“Confusion is cheap as hell, if you don’t use confusion I won’t use Heartseeker.”

Self Quote: “I just got Eviscerated by a giant Norn for 3K and a Wolf bit me for 8K… Wtf are they feeding that thing?”

“wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww”

Classic.

Narly.9023:

Lux.7169:

From one of my team-mates: “I will solo svanir”

I don’t know if you think it’s funny because he doesn’t want the team to help? Or that you think it’s too hard to do?

It’s his famous last words, meaning he died and that was the last thing he said… meaning he went to solo svanir and died from it… the point being if you say you’re going to solo it then be sure you actually know how to solo it.

Explaining a joke sort of ruins it =\

Lux.7169:

Narly.9023:

Lux.7169:

From one of my team-mates: “I will solo svanir”

I don’t know if you think it’s funny because he doesn’t want the team to help? Or that you think it’s too hard to do?

It’s his famous last words, meaning he died and that was the last thing he said… meaning he went to solo svanir and died from it… the point being if you say you’re going to solo it then be sure you actually know how to solo it.

Explaining a joke sort of ruins it =\

don’t worry boo i’m still laughing

I’ll grab far point at start.

Your team found a repair kit! Use it to repair your trebuchet!

Kitcat.1739:

Your team found a repair kit! Use it to repair your trebuchet!

Yes!

“Artillery Fire!!!”

As an Ele I can’t even test builds without being accused of botting in tPvP…

Here are a few pics.

Haahahaha, love this!
My favourite is on Foefire, this happens a lot!
*Game Starts
“Nobody our close”

>: ) ( :<

From D/D ele:
“Kitten OP necro”