Guild Wars 2

But still you don’t want to do 10 v 10’s in a custom arena. Because it isn’t the same gear nor without the food buffs, etc.

butch.8136:

But still you don’t want to do 10 v 10’s in a custom arena. Because it isn’t the same gear nor without the food buffs, etc.

Anet will probably never add deathmatch in anyform.

My concern is that they seem to dislike GvG deathmatch and specifically plan to kill them.

I know some people are looking at the OP and thinking, aren’t conspiracy theories against forum TOS and shouldn’t this thread have been deleted? However, typical rational thinking like that would be wrong, because all of this talk about people getting paid to be negative and bring things down is true; except for the part about salaries being pittance.

I’m sure by now you are familiar with other major competitor titles on the market. Looking at my forum name, you can clearly see that I am ‘Master’ Fuhon, a title that is only bestowed upon to Jedi masters of the force in the Star Wars universe. We’ve been very successful in our mission to establish subtle dominion over the minds of developers, which is why I feel confident in disclosing this information at this time. But you should have also noticed, I’m not the only one going by the Master title on the forums, so we have a bigger presence here than you realized. I am currently employed by the makers of Star Wars products to post of the forums of competitive universes, and in general, to warp the in-game skill, quest, and trait-lines towards being more like George Lucas brilliant vision of a fantasy world. Burst ele (Force Kill), Fresh Air (moar lightning), telekinesis to control rocks, etc. In game, you would see that I play an Elementalist, which you can clearly see the “Force Lightning” inspirations of the air attunement line and the scepter 1 skill. But we have also purposely held Eles out of the current sPvP meta because to Republic citizens like yourself: the Force and Jedi don’t exist. So carry on with your business, citizen.

And if you take a look at the rest of the forums, you will see a bunch of other names from other video games. General Discussion spy Vayne.8563, from League of Legends, has been very successful in luring away your players. Every time Vayne posts, at least 10 people give up on the forums and quit Guild Wars 2. I’m sure that after I mention this, you will start to see the many others that are around, not so cleverly hiding among the rest. But just in this thread alone: Conan.8046 is from Age of Conan, butch.9136 is the nickname of the Butcher from Diablo, Fenrir.3609 is from Yu-Gi-Oh!, Xom.9264 is the stock name for Exxon Mobile (who’s involvement in tanking this game I cannot mention further for my own safety, but you already know it exists because all global conspiracies have to include Big Oil).

So if you’ve ever wondered why the last dozen or so WoW killers have flopped, it’s because MMO budgets are more based on bringing down good gameplay mechanics than they are in generating them. Expert marketing agents are brought in to make sure that games that have the potential to hit user numbers in the 10 millions end up getting stuck around 500k of the most incompetent users. And this is all too big for you to stop, unless you find the one true weakness to the entire plan, which is

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