How many yaks have you slapped?

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Posted by: Dietere.3476

Dietere.3476

Here we are, almost 3 years in, and I wonder: how many yaks have you slapped?

Post your numbers here!

Yaks Slapped: 2439

Bonus: Create fun new titles that could be earned along the path to 1,000,000.

Ex. 10,000 = “The Cow Tipper”

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Posted by: Jana.6831

Jana.6831

Yaks Slapped: 8470

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Posted by: Kraljevo.2801

Kraljevo.2801

Let’s see… I play wvw since december 2012 and killed 5792 yaks.

At this rate it will take me 345 years to get the achievement.

No biggie !

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Posted by: ArchonWing.9480

ArchonWing.9480

Tiered titles doesn’t sound like a bad idea; would anyone of you want something like that given how wvw titles take a unusually long time relative to other achievements?

Anyhow, I have slapped 3089 yaks. Wait that’s not even 3%. That’s 0.3%

/blames rangers for knocking them away.

On the other hand, while I could conceive of slapping 1 million yaks before I die (spend tons of time just camping enemy camps to spawn yaks— oh joy) , how the heck is someone going to defend SM castle 500,000 times? I only have 426 of those.

For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards,
for there you have been and there you will long to return.

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Posted by: Jana.6831

Jana.6831

On the other hand, while I could conceive of slapping 1 million yaks before I die, how the heck is someone going to defend SM castle 500,000 times? I only have 426 of those.

I have nearly twice as many defenses (760) than captures (420).

In the end it doesn’t really matter, I guess – these achievements are a running gag and thankfully the folks who are into wvw can take a joke ;)

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Posted by: Entenkommando.5208

Entenkommando.5208

these achievements are a running gag and thankfully the folks who are into wvw can take a joke

It would have been less work to just implement a picture of a middle finger tho =P

R.I.P Kodasch Allianz [KoA]

All we wanted was a GvG.

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Posted by: Chaba.5410

Chaba.5410

Let’s see… I play wvw since december 2012 and killed 5792 yaks.

At this rate it will take me 345 years to get the achievement.

No biggie !

You got this! I’m rooting for you!

Chaba Tangnu
Founding member of [NERF] Fort Engineer and driver for [TLC] The Legion of Charrs
RIP [SIC] Strident Iconoclast

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Posted by: Vavume.8065

Vavume.8065

28k dolys and a guild bank full of meat.

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Posted by: Fuzzion.2504

Fuzzion.2504

As a member of P.E.T.Y. (people for the ethical treatment of yaks) you people disgust me

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Posted by: Jayden Ennok.3687

Jayden Ennok.3687

9211 dolys turned into juicy steaks

Underworld Vabbi 1.5yr

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Posted by: briggah.7910

briggah.7910

10,383 The title is so close now.. NOT

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Posted by: Offair.2563

Offair.2563

Yaks slapped: 6927
Yaks “escorted” :9754

Getting rid of a zero or two from these achievements seems to way tto much to handle. Yet the daily system gets revamped every half a year without a problem. Lazy anet, very lazy. Might aswell put these into the kittenitive category instead of “competitive”.

Big Babou, Ranger for life.
Madness Rises [Rise] – Banners Hold.
Don’t argue with idiots, they pull you down their level and own you with experience.

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Posted by: TheGrimm.5624

TheGrimm.5624

As a member of P.E.T.Y. (people for the ethical treatment of yaks) you people disgust me

Oh hai, I am in your step-sister organization P.E.T.Y (People Eating Tasty Yaks)! Maybe we should BBQ, you could bring the veggies and I will bring the thing that eats them. Good times will be had for all (well except for that tasty Yak, but, who knew).

GW/PoTBS/WAR/Rift/WAR/GW2/CU

De Mortuis Nil Nisi Bonum.

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Posted by: Svarty.8019

Svarty.8019

Let’s see… I play wvw since december 2012 and killed 5792 yaks.

At this rate it will take me 345 years to get the achievement.

No biggie !

Oh wow, is there a website with a calculator for this? I’d like to know how many lifetimes I would have to play for, too!

(5804 here)

Nobody at Anet loves WvW like Grouch loved PvP. That’s what we need, a WvW Grouch, but taller.

(edited by Svarty.8019)

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Posted by: Esplen.3940

Esplen.3940

Click my sig. :/

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Posted by: Kraljevo.2801

Kraljevo.2801

Let’s see… I play wvw since december 2012 and killed 5792 yaks.

At this rate it will take me 345 years to get the achievement.

No biggie !

You got this! I’m rooting for you!

Thanks mate. I’ll make sure to eat enough lemongrass poultry soup to get this old.

And if I don’t, I’ll take my laptop into the grave.

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Posted by: TheGrimm.5624

TheGrimm.5624

Tiered titles doesn’t sound like a bad idea; would anyone of you want something like that given how wvw titles take a unusually long time relative to other achievements?

Anyhow, I have slapped 3089 yaks. Wait that’s not even 3%. That’s 0.3%

/blames rangers for knocking them away.

On the other hand, while I could conceive of slapping 1 million yaks before I die (spend tons of time just camping enemy camps to spawn yaks— oh joy) , how the heck is someone going to defend SM castle 500,000 times? I only have 426 of those.

See that’s it. Leave Slapper up there, but create tiers below it that people can reach and then they have goals. If you simply just reduce the current one then people will hit it and say, what’s next.

GW/PoTBS/WAR/Rift/WAR/GW2/CU

De Mortuis Nil Nisi Bonum.

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Posted by: Svarty.8019

Svarty.8019

Even if there were an endless waterfall of suiciding dolyaks for you to tag in the new borderland, you’d still never get the Yakslapper title! NEVER NEVER NEVER MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nobody at Anet loves WvW like Grouch loved PvP. That’s what we need, a WvW Grouch, but taller.

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Posted by: Davey.7029

Davey.7029

7524 I’m getting close!