Guild Wars 2

To be honest, Mag is one of the most impressive 2 servers which I have fight against in WvW. They are best organized server in general. (they know how to use their limited number in most efficient way, if mass xfer happens it may destroy their custom.) I’m so eager to see Mag VS Kain in the near future. (the other one I have full respect is BG becoz of their never retreat fighting spirit)

This matchup is extremely boring to me. Sorry to the servers we’re matched against, but the fights are short, taking keeps is too easy too. I actually got really bored in WvW during these 2 weeks. I’m actually a happy camper when we’re losing, we have good fights that last, and taking keeps is a challenge… I wonder what this weeks matchup will offer us.

This isn’t a matchup thread.

Maguuma seems like a tempting place to be….if I was not dedicated to Desolation…
Must admit zastari’s post was the best “non-recruitment” post I have ever seen! And I can totally understand not wanting to jump on the zerg-everything train. ^^

The seperatist movement of Great Lord Flame Ram has decreed that all non-maguumans, or heretical scum, shall be vigorously denied entry into the ramtopia that is Maguuma.
All hail Great Lord Flame Ram!

Isesia.8437:

Maguuma seems like a tempting place to be….if I was not dedicated to Desolation…
Must admit zastari’s post was the best “non-recruitment” post I have ever seen! And I can totally understand not wanting to jump on the zerg-everything train. ^^

Why anyone would be tempted to try and join a club where nobody wants them is beyond me. GTFO, because the only place we want you is on another server and under our boots.

Or if you have a really purdy mouth, you might be welcomed under Bunzy’s desk.

Remember Ramalot!

I just transferred off magummera. Its a awful server full of trolls and wannabe pro chest thumping gamers. Some guy stole my golem and ran it off a cliff while saying over local chat “waste of 1 gold”. Once I was downed in JP and downed my oppenet at same time, a NOVA magumra guy was there, all he had to do was finish enemy or pick me up. He did neither and I died watching as he autoattacked downed enemy who rallied off me and then killed him. They cant portal bomb at all, they dont even know how portal works. I cant count number of times I see golems ported backwards, or in JP a mesmer up top is under attack, he has 10+ guys below waiting for port to back him up, he tries to be a hero up top and dies like a moron. I saw a flame ram up near JP treasure, seriously the portal door up there does not take damage from siege! This is kind of server maggumma is, you may think this is a troll thread but everything I said is true and I left so I dont have to deal with it anymore. Get out now while you can.

PS: they have a awful troll commander named Invalid Telivision or some kitten that leads zergs off cliffs to crater deaths, I think he was in a guild called Bill Murray.

Camo.7581:

The seperatist movement of Great Lord Flame Ram has decreed that all non-maguumans, or heretical scum, shall be vigorously denied entry into the ramtopia that is Maguuma.
All hail Great Lord Flame Ram!

I come bearing news from Great Lord Flame Ram. All heathens seeking initiation into His way must simply kiss the 3 Most High rams at the far Northeast Camp.

Umm… this kind of topic might attract more people, especially the ones who don’t need a home, to join.
lol

Oh, and btw, long live the flame rams!

eCheese.8240:

Isesia.8437:

Maguuma seems like a tempting place to be….if I was not dedicated to Desolation…
Must admit zastari’s post was the best “non-recruitment” post I have ever seen! And I can totally understand not wanting to jump on the zerg-everything train. ^^

Why anyone would be tempted to try and join a club where nobody wants them is beyond me. GTFO, because the only place we want you is on another server and under our boots.

Or if you have a really purdy mouth, you might be welcomed under Bunzy’s desk.

Remember Ramalot!

My my… aren’t you a tad bit aggressive.
Tempting, as in tempting to get away from what has become zerg wars 2 that the top two tiers have apparently become. But I rest my case.

Thanks for the support, Maguumites. We know we can always count on you.

Isesia.8437:

eCheese.8240:

Isesia.8437:

Maguuma seems like a tempting place to be….if I was not dedicated to Desolation…
Must admit zastari’s post was the best “non-recruitment” post I have ever seen! And I can totally understand not wanting to jump on the zerg-everything train. ^^

Why anyone would be tempted to try and join a club where nobody wants them is beyond me. GTFO, because the only place we want you is on another server and under our boots.

Or if you have a really purdy mouth, you might be welcomed under Bunzy’s desk.

Remember Ramalot!

My my… aren’t you a tad bit aggressive.
Tempting, as in tempting to get away from what has become zerg wars 2 that the top two tiers have apparently become. But I rest my case.

Then I recommend FA in Tier 3, they are a great bunch.

And yes I am aggressive (to non Maguumans), and such CareBear quality sensitivity is definitely not welcome on Mag. I do hear that you can avoid such problems with Hello Kitty Island Adventure, check it out.

How do I transfer to maguuma? I’m sold.

Cube.4905:

How do I transfer to maguuma? I’m sold.

You log in, and at character select, see the “server” button. You click that and then click Sea of Sorrows.

eCheese.8240:

Cube.4905:

How do I transfer to maguuma? I’m sold.

You log in, and at character select, see the “server” button. You click that and then click Sea of Sorrows.

Got it thanks, on Maguuma now.

Cube.4905:

How do I transfer to maguuma? I’m sold.

From the character selection screen, select the character you want to transfer. In order to cross the WvW boundary into Maguuma, you need to exist only on the ethereal realm. To activate this, choose “Delete” and enter in your character’s name for each of your characters. This summons the Great Lord Flame Ram who purifies your account, washing away the filth of your previous realm. Once the process is completed, you must, like the phoenix, emerge from the ashes left by GLFR. Choose World Selection, then choose Maguuma and transfer characters.

You are now allowed to create your purified characters on Maguuma, but you must, however, begin rising through the “ranks” of server. There are 80 ranks, but you only need to be rank 1 to join WvW. As you raise in rank, you gain new abilities and traits that make your character more powerful.

/s

sardonic wrath.5690:

Crystal Desert loves Maguuma too, we miss you guys.
And holy crap I love this post. I really hope you guys get more people and rank up, we had a blast fighting you guys. Hopefully we’ll get more transfers to Sea of Sorrows as well

Conversely, I hope you get LESS people to move DOWN to us because we do not want more people.

Sea of Sorrows is the home of WINNERS. Trying is boring and difficult and we do not want you to be bored. Go be a winner and make a difference on Sea of Sorrows. We heard there is a need for players between 11:43 and 11:44am on every third Wednesday of the month.

People on SOS are skipping work to maintain a 4:1 advantage 24/7. That’s just not right. Help them out people! people!

i won’t say that i speak for the entire server, i don’t think any one person can.

that being said, i personally welcome any guilds to join maguuma.

we could use some more oceanic coverage (and generally non-NA coverage) and i’d love to see/hear of or even talk to anybody interested in joining us.

Also, make sure that all of you that transferred here to get POIs this past week make sure to get the kitten off the server before transfer fees start!

Darius Glazkov.9750:

i won’t say that i speak for the entire server, i don’t think any one person can.

that being said, i personally welcome any guilds to join maguuma.

we could use some more oceanic coverage (and generally non-NA coverage) and i’d love to see/hear of or even talk to anybody interested in joining us.

The only thing that was missing from the OP is the “we don’t care about winning line” Maguuma players constantly post on the Ehmry Bay forums. Other than that, well written, would read again.

JaNordy.6149:

Some guy stole my golem and ran it off a cliff while saying over local chat “waste of 1 gold”.

My favorite line in this entire thread.

So, update on my transfer, I just got to maguuma and we have +670 pts! I can finally get all the POI’s that I was missing and I’m so happy, you should all come over, this place is great.

Reminds me of Cartmanland

http://youtu.be/ShABUGCMAeA

Cube.4905:

So, update on my transfer, I just got to maguuma and we have +670 pts! I can finally get all the POI’s that I was missing and I’m so happy, you should all come over, this place is great.

Don’t do it. Please read this post carefully:

JaNordy.6149:

I just transferred off magummera. Its a awful server full of trolls and wannabe pro chest thumping gamers. Some guy stole my golem and ran it off a cliff while saying over local chat “waste of 1 gold”. Once I was downed in JP and downed my oppenet at same time, a NOVA magumra guy was there, all he had to do was finish enemy or pick me up. He did neither and I died watching as he autoattacked downed enemy who rallied off me and then killed him. They cant portal bomb at all, they dont even know how portal works. I cant count number of times I see golems ported backwards, or in JP a mesmer up top is under attack, he has 10+ guys below waiting for port to back him up, he tries to be a hero up top and dies like a moron. I saw a flame ram up near JP treasure, seriously the portal door up there does not take damage from siege! This is kind of server maggumma is, you may think this is a troll thread but everything I said is true and I left so I dont have to deal with it anymore. Get out now while you can.

PS: they have a awful troll commander named Invalid Telivision or some kitten that leads zergs off cliffs to crater deaths, I think he was in a guild called Bill Murray.

JaNordy.6149:

I just transferred off magummera. Its a awful server full of trolls and wannabe pro chest thumping gamers. Some guy stole my golem and ran it off a cliff while saying over local chat “waste of 1 gold”. Once I was downed in JP and downed my oppenet at same time, a NOVA magumra guy was there, all he had to do was finish enemy or pick me up. He did neither and I died watching as he autoattacked downed enemy who rallied off me and then killed him. They cant portal bomb at all, they dont even know how portal works. I cant count number of times I see golems ported backwards, or in JP a mesmer up top is under attack, he has 10+ guys below waiting for port to back him up, he tries to be a hero up top and dies like a moron. I saw a flame ram up near JP treasure, seriously the portal door up there does not take damage from siege! This is kind of server maggumma is, you may think this is a troll thread but everything I said is true and I left so I dont have to deal with it anymore. Get out now while you can.

PS: they have a awful troll commander named Invalid Telivision or some kitten that leads zergs off cliffs to crater deaths, I think he was in a guild called Bill Murray.

Excuse me,

*Sir Invalid Telivision

zastari.1730:

Camo.7581:

WvWvWvGvT is serious business!
Please, please do not come to Maguuma unless you like fun.
And flame rams.

If you like fun and flame rams maybe you should join Crystal Desert!

I dunno that’s just like, their opinion, man.

If you want fun with flame rams you should check out Sanctum of Rall. They recently constructed the “Great Wall of Rall” as seen in the video below:

eCheese.8240:

Or if you have a really purdy mouth, you might be welcomed under Bunzy’s desk.

I have been told that I have a pretty mouth, what’s under the desk?

Is it a board game?

JaNordy.6149:

I just transferred off magummera. Its a awful server full of trolls and wannabe pro chest thumping gamers. Some guy stole my golem and ran it off a cliff while saying over local chat “waste of 1 gold”. Once I was downed in JP and downed my oppenet at same time, a NOVA magumra guy was there, all he had to do was finish enemy or pick me up. He did neither and I died watching as he autoattacked downed enemy who rallied off me and then killed him. They cant portal bomb at all, they dont even know how portal works. I cant count number of times I see golems ported backwards, or in JP a mesmer up top is under attack, he has 10+ guys below waiting for port to back him up, he tries to be a hero up top and dies like a moron. I saw a flame ram up near JP treasure, seriously the portal door up there does not take damage from siege! This is kind of server maggumma is, you may think this is a troll thread but everything I said is true and I left so I dont have to deal with it anymore. Get out now while you can.

PS: they have a awful troll commander named Invalid Telivision or some kitten that leads zergs off cliffs to crater deaths, I think he was in a guild called Bill Murray.

This post is gold. Petitioning to have it edited into the OP.

I’m sensing some reverse psychology here.

Maybe if we knew what that was.

JaNordy.6149:

I just transferred off magummera. Its a awful server full of trolls and wannabe pro chest thumping gamers. Some guy stole my golem and ran it off a cliff while saying over local chat “waste of 1 gold”. Once I was downed in JP and downed my oppenet at same time, a NOVA magumra guy was there, all he had to do was finish enemy or pick me up. He did neither and I died watching as he autoattacked downed enemy who rallied off me and then killed him. They cant portal bomb at all, they dont even know how portal works. I cant count number of times I see golems ported backwards, or in JP a mesmer up top is under attack, he has 10+ guys below waiting for port to back him up, he tries to be a hero up top and dies like a moron. I saw a flame ram up near JP treasure, seriously the portal door up there does not take damage from siege! This is kind of server maggumma is, you may think this is a troll thread but everything I said is true and I left so I dont have to deal with it anymore. Get out now while you can.

PS: they have a awful troll commander named Invalid Telivision or some kitten that leads zergs off cliffs to crater deaths, I think he was in a guild called Bill Murray.

I’m… I’m so SOLD. Maguuma is like a holy land for us trolls, I may have find myself a paradise there

exits.8075:

There are 80 ranks, but you only need to be rank 1 to join WvW.

Troll.
You need to be rank 2 before you are able to worship Great Lord Flame Ram within WvWvWvGvT.

I love desperate everyone is to prove Maguuma is awful and how flustered they’re getting over it. It’s a game guys, try taking a breather once every hour and maybe you won’t get so frustrated.

WHY.DO.YOU.DO.THIS.TO.ME?

For Ram’s sake, what the heck, I’m sure, I’m so sure I’ll end up marrying a girl from maguuma and all my children will play there as well, it’s not possible, this just can’t be, why do you do this to me?

This thread is full of lulz. Are the goons still on magoona?

I feel like you answered your own question there, buddy

saiyr.3071:

I feel like you answered your own question there, buddy

We had a goon on Sanctum of Rall a few weeks ago. I thought he was lost. Nice guy. Cool Story IKR

Dan.8709:

WHY.DO.YOU.DO.THIS.TO.ME?

For Ram’s sake, what the heck, I’m sure, I’m so sure I’ll end up marrying a girl from maguuma and all my children will play there as well, it’s not possible, this just can’t be, why do you do this to me?

Nope, sorry. We strive to keep the bloodline pure.

eye floater.7140:

Are you serious? It’s a game, man. Not everyone cares about WVW, and not everyone gives a kitten about your servers stats. This is such a pretentious post, it’s disgusting.

Considering this is in the WvW forums, I think you missed the point. If you are using this forum to decide which server to transfer it isn’t far cry to say it is a WvW inspired decision. So WvW and server rating would be a MAJOR focus.

If you (or anyone) are looking to transfer for non WvW reasons, or just flat out don’t care about WvW or server rankings then why use this forum?

The OP just wants to preserve the WvW community of his server by discouraging those you who will drop Maguuma like a one night stand if the matchups aren’t favourable.

Boreal.9826:

I’m sensing some reverse psychology here.

Actually what you are sensing is reverse reverse psychology

You’ll get dizzy if you try to psychoanalyze this thread. There’s a lot of different things you can laugh about in this thread…

Ninein.4782:

You’ll get dizzy if you try to psychoanalyze this thread. There’s a lot of different things you can laugh about in this thread…

That’s like psychoanalyzing “The dog is red.” Look at it as many ways you want, but guess what, the dog is red and we don’t want you here.

I really don’t know what’s so hard about this. Maybe we need a bulleted list:

• We don’t like you.
• We will never like you.
• We would rather build 46 flame rams to guard SE supply on our own BL than zergball with you.
• We laugh at defeat.
• We are bored by steamrolls.
• We hate karma.
• We hate XP.
• We hate gold.
• We love repair bills.
• We hate winning.
• We hate you.

If you have any questions, please look into the firey hellmouth of the Great Lord Flame Ram.

Lol @ Maguuma trying so hard with their reverse psychology. =P

Archer.1658:

Lol @ Maguuma trying so hard with their reverse psychology. =P

You’re not currently on Maguuma right now are you?

Keep up the good work!

Hahah! This thread is amazing!
That “Get out” frog – LOL!
On a more serious note, if you want to join a server you should definitely check out Jade Sea [FR], it might be a french server but i can assure you they will zerg EVERYTHING.
I think they would gladly welcome pretty much everyone, even though you dont speak their language. So dont hesitate to join JS and just zerg your way to the top alongside a thousand bots!

Xthnru.2079:

I really don’t know what’s so hard about this. Maybe we need a bulleted list:

• We don’t like you.
• We will never like you.
• We would rather build 46 flame rams to guard SE supply on our own BL than zergball with you.
• We laugh at defeat.
• We are bored by steamrolls.
• We hate karma.
• We hate XP.
• We hate gold.
• We love repair bills.
• We hate winning.
• We hate you.

If you have any questions, please look into the firey hellmouth of the Great Lord Flame Ram.

That sort of cynical attitude is what attracts me to a server – perhaps try sickly sweetness? Everyone hates that.

Forgot to mention that we will stop anything…. ANYTHING…. to kill Grub.

Preferably with Flame Rams. A slow burning death.