Guild Wars 2

Only a WvW player knows that giddy feeling you get when you die in battle, waypoint rez, and as you’re running back to get back into the fight you have to keep dodge-rolling back to pick up the loot bags that keep dropping at your feet.

only a WvW player, finding themselves downed after overextending, opens the map and starts spam-clicking on a waypoint even before they’re completely dead, because they don’t want bags to spawn somewhere where they can’t be reached.

-ken

Only a WvW player focuses everyone with dragon wings first.

katniss.6735:

Only a WvW player focuses everyone with dragon wings first.

Ironically I got a Jade weapon skin from a coffer that dropped when I killed some poor, foolish guardian in wvw.

Only a WvWer knows that 2 hours is actually 2 minutes and yells out “Nooooooo~” because their fresh squad of 6 alpha golems is going to vanish…

Only a WvW player still keeps posting suggestions about revamping the Commander and squad system…. and actually thinks they might do it soon.

Ahmrill.7512:

Only a WvW player still keeps posting suggestions about revamping the Commander and squad system…. and actually thinks they might do it soon.

Only a WvW player feels the sting in this.

Only a WvWer knows that one simple change like this would add a whole new lease on life for WvW.

Only a WvW player, ahhh hell -_- let’s be honest about this…….

Parktou.4263:

Only a WvW player, ahhh hell -_- let’s be honest about this…….

Lol awesome!

lol…… parktou those gifs omfg lol +saved

Parktou.4263:

Only a WvW player, ahhh hell -_- let’s be honest about this…….

Omg. So True! LOL!

Only a WvW player would worry about hitting an enemy to stop them from disappearing.

Only a WvW player fears seeing a random portal appear near them.

Only a WvW player thinks getting Gift of Battle isn’t an accomplishment.

Only a WvW player smiles when they see a small green up arrow on an enemy.

Urrid.4593:

Ahmrill.7512:

Only a WvW player still keeps posting suggestions about revamping the Commander and squad system…. and actually thinks they might do it soon.

Only a WvW player feels the sting in this.

Only a WvWer knows that one simple change like this would add a whole new lease on life for WvW.

Only a WvW player knows the common logic in this and hopes the Devs see logic too.

Esprit Dumort.3109:

Only a WvW player thinks getting Gift of Battle isn’t an accomplishment.

It is? I bought six of them prior to getting the update that allowed us to spend badges to get ascended items. Simply because 500 badges takes up two bank slots, Gifts of Battle take up only one. Who knows, I may actually use one of them sooner or later. Once we get a look at the generation 2 legendaries and I ever feel the need to PvE enough to work for one.

I also note, I’ve only ever done the JP’s in WvW a handful of times (usually in boring lopsided match-ups). Most of those badges were a life snuffed. There’s the accomplishment. Lulz.

Shaojack.3871:

Only a WvW player has 2000 hours played but still broke, no map completion or legendary and still sees FOTM as Flavor of the Month.

Dang, I always saw “Foaming at the Mouth”

Only a true WvW player… recently went to play PvE because he’s sick of it.

Merlin Dyfed Avalon.5046:

Only a true WvW player… recently went to play PvE because he’s sick of it.

Wait what gtfo you ain’t no wvw player your a casual … filthy casuals….claiming to be a wvw player silly kitten thinks its people too

Only a WvW player gets a chest popup and doesn’t get a rare.

snowaugar.1823:

Merlin Dyfed Avalon.5046:

Only a true WvW player… recently went to play PvE because he’s sick of it.

Wait what gtfo you ain’t no wvw player your a casual … filthy casuals….claiming to be a wvw player silly kitten thinks its people too

Only a wvw player stumbles into LA by accident, and for a few seconds begins to head for the blue dorito instinctively.

Only a WvW player comes across the massive gate of Caudecus’s Manor grounds west wall, and attempts to place a ram on instinct.

Only a wvw player sees lightning and thinks quaggan

Only a WvW-player has less than 1k achievement points.

Only a WvW-player wonders, why all the people, he never saw on a WvW map, ask what they should do with all these Badges of Honor.

Only a WvW-player spends an hour prior to the reset rolling enough cigarettes for the entire night but ends up smoking them all while excitedly waiting in the queue.

Only a WvW player has 1000000000 hours played and has less then 2k achievement points.

Only a WvW player can read a 6 month old thread in which all of the posts about failures in the design of WvW are still relevant.

kylia.4813:

Only a WvW player presses “B” when they log in.

Only a WvW player knows if they are Green, Red or Blue.

bloody brilliant…

Obscure One.4357:

Only a WvW player can read a 6 month old thread in which all of the posts about failures in the design of WvW are still relevant.

Made me snort water.
xD

Obscure oh so true

Also only a WvW player can’t kick people out of their party when they are offline

Also, only a wvws player wanting to group/add friend/whisper/send mail to someone is only given the option to report them.

Only a WvW player has to rotate the camera 360 degrees at the times.

Pendragon.8735:

Only a WvW player will wonder why their mode feels like the red headed step child of the game, when it is the best thing it has going.

Only a WvW player:

-Wonders why people still play WvW?
-Hopes to find something better if gw2 doesn’t improve soon.
-Wishes for FA JQ & AB to be introduced so they dont fall asleep behind the keyboard because of the slow pace and dull maps
-Wonders why A-Net didn’t introduce a progressive system in maps like AB in guildwars.
-Went to spvp months ago.
-Wants GvG as in ……
-Obscure One.4357: < what he said. ^^

Only a wvw player says “this game has pve?”

Only a wvw player knows the significance of the number 695.

Only a wvw player blast finishes static fields in lions arch.

Only a wvw player jumps off cliffs, intentionally taking falling damage, so they can weapons swap for buffs and adrenaline.

Only a wvw player gets daily conditions applied with skills that apply 0 conditions.

DeeSystm.1256:

Only a wvw player watches a coyote and moose fight, just to fight the winner.

lol, awesome

Only a WvW player attempts to drop down AC’s in LA when they see a guild from enemy server and wonder why the kitten are their names color blue not red.

And which server is FOTM? How come I never heard of that server its not on the website server list, I see them trying to recruit our people. Those kittens!!!!

Only a WvW player rejoices as finally having a Wxp booster?

Only a WvW player understand the importance of field combo!

Only a WvW player will get the chance to see swiftness boon more than 2mins!

Only a WvW player know that Living Gold is killing WvW.

Buzzcrave.6197:

Only a WvW player know that Living Gold is killing WvW.

A true WvW player has no idea what that Living Gold is you speak of..

Only a WvW player accidentally finds himself following a zerg in PvE Living Story, realises that he’s in PvE then wonders how the kitten the Pugs follow the tag so well here but can’t do it in WvW!

Tribio.8531:

Buzzcrave.6197:

Only a WvW player know that Living Gold is killing WvW.

A true WvW player has no idea what that Living Gold is you speak of..

& will Google Living Gold, only to find out top result is a distribution firm.
Hmm, new dolyaks inc?

Only a WvW player can go to a Living Gold invasion and wonder why the zerg is larger, faster, stronger and just plain better than in WvW. Where did these people come from and why don’t they play WvW?

(because it’s quite obvious that the loot/rewards in WvW are crap)

The pugs follow the comm better in pve because the pvemanders are just as bad as they are.

Only a WvW player knows that outmanned is a licence to chill.

Only a WvW player doesn’t wear zerker armor.
Only a WvW player understands what’s really going on in WvWvW.
Only a WvW player knows the sweet feeling when you crush a zerg three times your size.

Edward.7362:

Only a WvW player doesn’t wear zerker armor.

I wear full zerker.. :p

Tribio.8531:

Edward.7362:

Only a WvW player doesn’t wear zerker armor.

I wear full zerker.. :p

Depends what type of a WvW’r you are. If you are a roamer, berserk is a viable option for some classes.

Seigfried.5938:

Depends what type of a WvW’r you are. If you are a roamer, berserk is a viable option for some classes.

True that, true that.. And indeed, I mostly roam solo, with the occasional little guild group (10-15) rush from time to time..

Only a WvW player starts naming all the Dolyak and coming up with their life’s story because shes been escorting them back and forth for the good of the server.

Only a WvW player suicides herself on a seige weapon because they placed it where it can’t be hit to save the keeps walls…

P.S> I love this thread you guys are so clever!

Only a WvW player never thinks of Richard Nixon when someone mentions Watergate.