Guild Wars 2

AI has reformed for GW2 and we’re looking for a few good people to join the lunacy. We are a social guild that participates in PvE and WvW. We mostly play on the Sorrows Furnace server in the US, but if you aren’t into WvW feel free to join from any server.
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Update 12/31/13
We haven’t been actively recruiting for awhile and many of our members have wandered away to other games or activities. Because we don’t kick for inactivity you will see lots of grey names on our roster, and we’re fine with that. If it troubles you that there are inactive players in the guild this is probably not the right spot for you. However, camaraderie and silliness are still a major part of our guild chat and the people who are active in the guild tend to enjoy teaming together to do lots of different stuff
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Our rule:
Have fun, don’t be a jerk.

Things we value:
Game of Thrones, salty language peppered with wordplay and innuendo, www.deviantart.com, punctuation, quoting Princess Bride and Firefly, pie, and teaming up to play with guildmates and allies.

Things we do not appreciate:
PLAyIng bIG LetTEr LIttLE LetTEr, almost all types of hate speech unless it is directed at popular Texas politicians, l337 5p34k, or referring to things that are stupid or ridiculous as gay.

Things we require from our players:
Basic knowledge:
You must know that there are three variants of the word there and how to use each one:
There — Over yonder
They’re — what they be gonna do
Their — not your’n.

Maturity:
Basically this is an R Rated guild. We do not check ID’s at the door, but if we’re running a dungeon and your mom comes by and hears us using vulgarities in Mumble and makes you sign out we will be angry. At you. Most of our current roster is over 30.

Activity:
Since most of our roster is over 30 we also understand about kids, jobs, hobbies, aging parents etc. We’re good with you playing when you can. This is a very laid back environment, and we won’t kick you out because you have other stuff to do.

The way the AI world works:
The developers, in their infinite wisdom, have allowed for multiple guilds in GW2. We don’t expect to be your only guild or to always have something on tap that will keep you entertained. We will have events and outtings, but it won’t be a constant thing. Go, play, have fun. For some of us AI is home, and if it becomes home for you too, that’s great; but, if you just want to visit, hang out, and have a few laughs that’s great too. Feel welcome to come and go as you please. I expect that all of us, including leadership, will sometimes go visit and play with other guilds. The one request is that if you are teaming with another guildie please represent AI so that we can get the influence. This isn’t a mandate, it’s just a request — we understand that there might be times when it seems more appropriate to represent another guild.

We have a group of allies that we have played with for several years. Their rules are different from ours and the rating in alliance chat is G to PG Light. Plus, they hug and stuff. But, all in all they are great fun. Treat them as well as you would an AI’er and save the colorful language/stories for guild chat.

If you find you’re interested in playing with us you can say so at:
www.alchemyincorporated.net
Our forums are not very active presently, but they do have helpful links to many excellent resources on the front page. And hopefully we can lure some new players in to increase the activity.

In Game you can contact:
Aye.8392
Rordan Anatoli
Clinkk
Anna Lies
Aspyn

edited: because the first attempt was rated 2 kittens.

Still looking for a few more. You’re welcome to ask for an invitation and try us out — if you decide we’re not what you’re looking for you can sneak away in the middle of the night without leaving a phone number.

Looking for cool people to play the game with? Looking for people that are willing to team up and play together? That’s the whole reason our guild exists. Give a shout for an invitation.

You should join [AI]. Clinkk has beer.

HEY HEY NOW you’re supposed to be recruiting people that bring beer, not that come to drink my beer. Jeez, Aye, next thing you know you’ll be telling folks we’re “helpful” or “mature”. Urgh.

J/K folks, come on over to [AI]. Bring beer if you have some, drink ours if you don’t. Or better yet, hit up this guy on the way: Bartender Silvergrace

See you in-game

Ha! Clinkk I would never accuse you of being mature. Old, maybe, but not mature.

Anyway… Join AI, drink Clinkk’s beer, dance, wear jewelry, occupy Tyria, kill things and take their stuff. These are all activities that are heartily approved of in our guild. We’ll not only encourage you to do them, we’ll team up and do them with you.

Join AI — we have old people!

And kittens! Sometimes whole litters of ’em!

I can verify that they have beer, old people and kittens.