Guild Wars 2

“I’m still an adventurer like you, because those ranger arrows are like wet noodles.”

@Iil.7349

I loled my azz off ! Epic dev story man

No names

Master developer talking with his best friend at the office.
MD: Dude what a great game that i ve made. Dont u agree?
Friend: Yea i heard that is good but shouldn’t u play something else except your warrior?
MD: But i did. 2 months ago at release now the game is complete, sold many copies and i am enjoying the success.

A new developer coming in the area with an anxious look
New developer (the one that getting fired first): Mr MD i am reading the forums that nothing is working, and a couple of rangers are complaining.
MD: WHAT? Everything working as intented. If u dont believe me come and see.

MD logs his warrior and new developer a ranger. They decide to hit a target and see how the dps going.

MD hits 1st. Average 3k dps in 5 secs
New developer hits. Average 3.2k dps in 5 secs

New developer: Wow impressive. With this full dps gear i own! These kids just qqing for nothing
New developer leaves the room.

MD developer turns to his buddy.
MD: See? Noone noticed that i am on my tanking gear. I rock! Now let me switch to my dps gear and roflstomp some at Spvp.
Friend: But dude i dont care about these things I only saw that this ranger pwned u…
MD thinking…
MD: I think you are right. Let me fix a glitch.

Why are people shocked when they fight rangers in pvp?

Because that means they are still alive.

A short bow, a long bow, and a great sword walk into a bar…

Because their owner was dead in a cave somewhere.

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How does a Blue Moa cross the road?

F2.

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How many Rangers does it take to change an Asuran Glow Bulb?

.04

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How much wood could a Ranger chuck, if a Ranger could chuck wood?

520 / 2

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A Ranger walks into Lion’s Arch and says to the first guard he comes to, “Hey, Guard Guy. Ask me if I’m a Ranger.”

The flummoxed guard gives him an odd look, and asks “But um… you d-”

“Just ask!!!”

The guard sighs and asks, “Are you a Ranger?”

“No.”

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“Take my Ranger. Please.”

What did the group say to the ranger that asked to join them in a dungeon?

Ok maybe I edited the ranger part, but warrior comments are legit.

Q: What’s the hardest part about being shot continuously by a Ranger?

A: Figuring out whether or not it was actually the rain.

Lmao I check this every couple hours for a good lol. <3 you all.

Tynee.9427:

What did the group say to the ranger that asked to join them in a dungeon?

Ok maybe I edited the ranger part, but warrior comments are legit.

This might sound like a rare case or people messing around but 2 days ago (aprox) someone shouted looking for people to do a dungeon, i send the guy a whisper and i said invite, he ask me back: “what class are you” i said ranger, he replied nah thanks, i am looking for a warrior. True story, that was the first time i was denied a dungeon for been a ranger, i don’t blame them. Why bring someone that have almost 0 survivability, no support skills and awful damage when they can have a warrior with good armor, awesome support skills and ridiculous damage.

Ranger. End of Joke.

Q: What’s the best way of getting rid of bots
A: Get rid of your players.

Thief: Oh sweet, Ranger. You got a new shortbow. What’s it called?
Ranger: I don’t know what its called. I only know the sound it makes when it lies.

The professions are balanced, and:

Update Notes October-11-2012

General
Fixed a recently introduced issue that could cause some players to getting stuck in loading screens primarily during PVP matches
Fixed a recently introduced issue that could cause some players to not see other characters models
Restored Asuran head sizes to the size selected during character creation
Fixed a bug with the Asuran character creation head size slider

Q: When does ANet decide to “fix an animation bug”?
A: When you’ve only spent a couple hours on that class

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