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Posted by: lordhelmos.7623

lordhelmos.7623

Let me tell you a story…

Us rangers were once a peaceful race. We huddled in little tribal circles, petting our squirrels and feeding our humming birds. But then the dark ages of Tyria came…
From the darkness came the thieves guild and their backstabbing ways. After the thieves came the hegemonic mesmers, who spawned endless armies of clones to fulfill their narcissistic self-worship.

Then… the most evil of the all, the unholy Queen Jennah rose to power.
We poor rangers spent our days being backstabbed in dark alleys by thieves hired by the sinister queen, who used the hard earned gold of the rangers to fill her royal coffers and design twisted watchknight drones to oppress the people. For years the Rangers were tormented, but a dedicated few knew that this could not carry on any longer. Enough was enough. These brave ranger souls formed a tight circle of trustees and decided that the time for peace was over.

The circle of rangers retreated into the mystical forests, where they tamed the first jaguars. They learned the ways of deception and backstabbing from their thiefly oppressors and used this knowledge to mold their cats into the ultimate killing machines. With much regret, they trained their deadly companions with heavy hands a cruel whips.

Thus came the first Phantom Catmasters and the first coming of Rangerok. For once the tables were turned. Mesmers checked their beds at night in fear of the deadly feline predators… only to be grasped by an invisible paw that dragged them into the depths. Thieves appeared for a backstab, only to be clawed in the backs themselves. They died, not of the wounds, but from a heart stopped with fear and suspended belief.

The days of Rangerok took their toll upon the world. Warriors fled capture points in fear of the invisible predator that stalked within. Guardians barely made it to keep gates, their aegis shredded by feline claws. All the other classes of Tyria prostrated themselves before the evil queen, begging for deliverance from the vengeful rangers. Then with a wave of her hand, Queen Jennah granted their wish… but at a price.

She called upon the square-jawed Unholy Knight Logan Thackary to train all the warriors in Tyria to use the forbidden art of permastun. Droves of warriors roamed the countryside under the queens name, clubbing all the innocents of the realm and stealing their crops and coin. With the royal coffers filled, the devious queen then hired the most insidious thieves of the Dagger and Pistol guild and set them on a mission to neuter every Jaguar in Tyria.

And so Rangerok ended. The realm became oppressed by the ironfist of stunwars and thieves. Rangers were reduced to huddling next to each other in the small fires of torch 5, telling stories about the glory days when the cat actually used to do damage.

I was one of those rangers long ago. The day Ragnarok ended, I looked down at my pet. It was a pathetic thing who moped in a sad circle, only stopping for short moments to paw at the empty void in between his legs.

I raised a gloved fist into the air before the Queen.

“One day… one day Rangerok will come again. Stand fast my brothers, for one day WE WILL HAVE OUR REVENGE!”

(edited by lordhelmos.7623)

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Posted by: Taku.6352

Taku.6352

O_o

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Posted by: Relair.1843

Relair.1843

VENGEANCE SHALL BE OURS! Err…(cough) interesting story.

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Posted by: My Sweet Lily.1952

My Sweet Lily.1952

o_O

Nymeriali #Druid
[TLA] Desolation (EU)

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Posted by: Pegaasus.3280

Pegaasus.3280

No hope for rangers..they have nerfed us badly..our pets, our spirits,…
Rangers should have change class or quit the game.

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Posted by: Poliswag.8240

Poliswag.8240

I enjoyed the story.

No hope for rangers..they have nerfed us badly..our pets, our spirits,…
Rangers should have change class or quit the game.

Nope. If somebody like me can take a ranger with 109 hours on it, 80 of which are from PvE, and on his second day of playing a build be winning the great majority of 1v1s and the occasional 1v2.. we’re doing fine. A small tweak here and there would be wonderful (pet AI and melee pets spending the whole fight playing tag, to start), but there’s no need to be that rash.

[IX][oPP] Poliswag – Engineer

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Posted by: jcbroe.4329

jcbroe.4329

I enjoyed the story.

No hope for rangers..they have nerfed us badly..our pets, our spirits,…
Rangers should have change class or quit the game.

Nope. If somebody like me can take a ranger with 109 hours on it, 80 of which are from PvE, and on his second day of playing a build be winning the great majority of 1v1s and the occasional 1v2.. we’re doing fine. A small tweak here and there would be wonderful (pet AI and melee pets spending the whole fight playing tag, to start), but there’s no need to be that rash.

This is going to be really, really offtopic, but I’m actually going to be picking up the new Pokemon game tomorrow, and I have to say that every time I see your name, it makes me wish Poliswag was a real evolution lol.

Sorry, continue with the thread. I love threads like this by the way. +1

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Posted by: Wayfinder.8452

Wayfinder.8452

Rangerok accures every 25 seconds, when your spirits are off cooldown.

Inb4 daily spirit limit.

The man who can wield the power of this sword can summon to him an army
more deadly than any that walks this earth. Put aside the Ranger.
Become who you were born to be. I give hope to men. I keep none for myself.

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Posted by: ilr.9675

ilr.9675

alright who let scarlet onto the forums

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Posted by: Coarr.3286

Coarr.3286

great story. i love it i cannot wait for part 2 when ragnerok rises and counter the unholy army of queen jenna

[care] Coarr Ix – Ranger
Kodash
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Posted by: Garb Cost.3718

Garb Cost.3718

Do rangers who constantly cry “Woe is us!” and, “I’m rerolling after this patch… OK, maybe after after the next patch” get to take part in Rangerok?

I hope not. Rangerok should be for those that have stuck by other fellow rangers.

Also, laughed my kitten of at “huddling next to each other in the small fires of torch 5”. Great to see an imaginative and cleverly satirical post that is also completely ludicrous.

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Posted by: Chopps.5047

Chopps.5047

That is some Beowulf stuff I love it.

“They died, not of the wounds, but from a heart stopped with fear and suspended belief.”

I love that part.

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Posted by: KyreneZA.8617

KyreneZA.8617

We will blow the warhorn #4 at the coming of Rangerok and the birds of heaven will feast on their… erm… ears?

Recently returned to…
Aurora Glade some random MegaServer™, always being asked to volunteer for that buff…
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Posted by: Expiatus.4210

Expiatus.4210

Patience is power.
Patience is not an absence of action;
rather it is “timing”
it waits on the right time to act…

Fulton J. Sheen

Great post lordhelmos. +1

Anvil Rock – Out manned, out gunned and no repair costs, so Leeroy up and dive in.
See you in Tyria.

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Posted by: Rym.1469

Rym.1469

Great post. Second Ragnarok comes with the power of Arrow

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Posted by: Chopps.5047

Chopps.5047

This reminds me of burnfall without all the negativity.

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Posted by: AreUMadBro.6907

AreUMadBro.6907

Best post ever. Going to save this at my computer…
One day we shall rise again.

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Posted by: Fomby.4295

Fomby.4295

This was great, made my wait before going to class much better.

Maguuma [PYRO]
Kal Snow – Norn Guardian

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Posted by: Cuchullain.3104

Cuchullain.3104

Cool post, but I’ll be Ragnaroking and rolling in ESO when it comes out. Let Queen Jenna die of loneliness.

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Posted by: tan.9240

tan.9240

Loved this post! I also well be awaiting Rangerok.

RANGER SINCE: August 30, 2012

and still a Ranger.

“All is vain”