Guild Wars 2

Evan Lesh AKA BLUXGORE AKA SWAGMASTERYOLO is the single best charr warrior in this game. Played a couple matches with this dashing fellow and all I can say is “sex”. This man is the epitome of all-starkness.

Everyone who is a fan of Evan, express your love here!

He’s on MY friends list…

I witnessed Evan stop a moving train with his left index finger.
Thats when I made him part of my gang. He said he rolled out from the rough side of West Kaineng, I knew the life, coming from South side Kaineng myself. The streets are mean man, but Evan was tougher, you see a man like Evan you need him in your gang.
He’s done some good work for me, made some things happen, given me some good responses. His 100 blades are on point, his skull cracks are the truth and he rides on chrome.

I heard John Sharps gang wants to roll up on us, but we’ll be ready. Heard he hails from Kryta, that nation ain’t got no pancake mix. My Pistol whips are on point, my surprise shots are the truth, my money long and I ride on chrome.

On a scale of orange to pirate ship, Evan is an oxyclean

Haven’t played with him for a long time, but any dev who can remain calm while dealing with the QQ levels in this forum deserves a medal.

Didn’t get to play with him, but played against him a few times tonight. Good games, kinda jelly I didn’t get to play on his team

I heard Evan needs to sleep with a night light on…

The Dark is too scared of him.

Teq had me a little down…then I read this. <3

Too bad devs never play on EU.

WARRIOR.

No wonder the failemementalist never gets any buff. Why buff a class they hate playing or don’t even understand. (I went there).

Evan is the protector. Evan is the savior. Evan is the darkness. Evan is the night. Batman.

Evan knows why kids love cinnamon toast crunch.

I had to log in for this thread. The other night was hilarious and non-stop. Evan is a true bro, but real friendship depends on the kind of alcohol he drinks.

But now that I think about it, Evan probably just eats the oats and barley and lets them ferment in his stomach.

Evan doesn’t need a full adrenaline bar to land a boss earthshaker.

Ran into Groucharoo today on his bunker engi. Didn’t answer my incredibly pertinent questions (“MURSAAT = ASURA y/n?!?!”).

I bet Evan would have.

I just found his IRL picture.

Evan Lesh.3295:

Let’s not turn this awesome thread into an off-topic balance debate :P

no no no you’re not getting off that easy. Your swag needs a nerf bro, cant get ladies cuz of u

kitten s.7421:

I just found his IRL picture.

Without his armor:

We tried to get the Evan fan club going again today, but he busy going lone-wolf mode in WvW, he took Stone Mist by himself.

Once, Evan decided to test his newly forged hammer from a blacksmith shop, at Divinity’s Reach. Now the place is known as the Great Collapse.

Evan is the real reason Primordus is hiding deep underground.

Never heard of him.

fugazi.5139:

Never heard of him.

Thats because he feels you are not worthy to know who he is

ensoriki.5789:

I witnessed Evan stop a moving train with his left index finger.
Thats when I made him part of my gang. He said he rolled out from the rough side of West Kaineng, I knew the life, coming from South side Kaineng myself. The streets are mean man, but Evan was tougher, you see a man like Evan you need him in your gang.
He’s done some good work for me, made some things happen, given me some good responses. His 100 blades are on point, his skull cracks are the truth and he rides on chrome.

I heard John Sharps gang wants to roll up on us, but we’ll be ready. Heard he hails from Kryta, that nation ain’t got no pancake mix. My Pistol whips are on point, my surprise shots are the truth, my money long and I ride on chrome.

^ Pure gold.

I once ask Evan Lesh what he thought about Longbow and he said " I don’t have a kitten between my legs. I have a massive two handed weapon and i plan i using it."

Soo mister Lesh is the one programmer working for pvp yes?

All hail Evan Lesh! (jkd pls dont ban)

Perhaps this explains why warriors are so broken now. someone buffing their preferred character.

Jomo kenyatta.7351:

Perhaps this explains why warriors are so broken now. someone buffing their preferred character.

Nevermind that warriors were the worst class in the game for the majority of the game’s life so far, and Evan played a warrior for that entire time. But yeah, definitely buffing his class only. Not like that’s an incredibly ridiculous notion and he would get fired or anything.

Requiem.8769:

kitten s.7421:

I just found his IRL picture.

Without his armor:

Hahaha. Made me laugh.

kitten s.7421:

fugazi.5139:

Never heard of him.

Thats because he feels you are not worthy to know who he is

Still, never heard of him. Think he’s on vacation from his job…responding to this stupid useless post.

There will always be those like who can’t understand, its common for those who achieve such glory to fall under ridicule like BLUXGORE has in the post prior to mine, but he always rises above it. #SWAGMASTERYOLO

TLDR; In PvP he’s over rank 9000.

Evan Leash checked Necros Spite traitline…Dhuumfire…

A dev that openly plays on server AND has friends, keeps whisper chats with ppl on server? Dang, wish that happened on EU. AT most you’ll see afk devs in heart of mists, but they never asnwer whisper.

Btw Evan when you mouse over a players “dot” in the minimap it says their name over it. Is it possible to make it so when you mouse over their name in the party menu it’ll bring up their name over the dot on the mini map?

Zorgog.3908:

I once targeted Evan and all my skill descriptions read “It’s not in your best interest”

^Comedic Gold.

JonathanSharp.7094:

I once asked Evan if he could make some UI tweaks to our minimaps in PvP…he just looked at me, closed his eyes for 2 seconds, opened his eyes again and said, “It’s in”.

When it came to the elementalist, he looked back at you, rolled his eyes and laughed all the way home?

Evan Lesh once made a charr say “Coo”.

when Evan logs in on his warrior his alts are so jealous that they ping his location to enemy team. Evan, knowing nothing about this, offered following explanation to the balancing board of directors: warrior needs a buff, for it is really focus magnet now. each time i enter the map, entire enemy team miraculously piles up on me right out of the gate.

Lesh Prince? /15

Where is my John Peters’s(Man of Signet) Fan Cub?

Siva Mira.3546:

Where is my John Peters’s(Man of Signet) Fan Cub?

He isn’t Evan, so he doesn’t get a thread.

Yeah well we have German Translators, known for being the funniest people on the planet

EU:

I…its not like im jealous or anything!

The Lesh Prince of Bel-Anet

JonathanSharp.7094:

I once asked Evan if he could make some UI tweaks to our minimaps in PvP…he just looked at me, closed his eyes for 2 seconds, opened his eyes again and said, “It’s in”.

Please ask Evan to fix glory farmers . . . it doesn’t matter if it takes 3 or 4 seconds more.

Lesh with a PH, not an F.