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Posted by: Dahkeus.8243

Dahkeus.8243

Can someone please translate what happened in this round:

but guy at srat say ok gusy lisen plan
1 close 1 animal 1 far rest mid
ok ok i say i am mid coz far is noob
burt map say i am 1 mid rest animal no close no far
and i die hard lol
loost

But yeah overall this post made the entire Dec 10 patch seem insignificant XD

Translation:
“At the initial strategy phase of the game I joined, I presented the following plan to my fellow teammates: ‘Dear sirs, would one of you kindly cover the closest point, and then another person attack the nearest NPC type beast for the point bonus, and finally, would the rest of you accompany me to engage the enemy at the middle point?’

However, to my distress, I found myself bereft of assistance when I went to the middle point and when I looked to find where my team was located, I found them all attacking the NPC beast. Not a single person had even decided to attempt in capturing either the point closest to our starting point, nor the farthest!

As a result of this ill fortune, I stood no chance to the overwhelming odds I faced as the enemy advanced upon my position, and I was struck down. Sadly, the game ended up as a loss."

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Posted by: GankSinatra.2653

GankSinatra.2653

Can someone please translate what happened in this round:

but guy at srat say ok gusy lisen plan
1 close 1 animal 1 far rest mid
ok ok i say i am mid coz far is noob
burt map say i am 1 mid rest animal no close no far
and i die hard lol
loost

But yeah overall this post made the entire Dec 10 patch seem insignificant XD

Translation:
“At the initial strategy phase of the game I joined, I presented the following plan to my fellow teammates: ‘Dear sirs, would one of you kindly cover the closest point, and then another person attack the nearest NPC type beast for the point bonus, and finally, would the rest of you accompany me to engage the enemy at the middle point?’

However, to my distress, I found myself bereft of assistance when I went to the middle point and when I looked to find where my team was located, I found them all attacking the NPC beast. Not a single person had even decided to attempt in capturing either the point closest to our starting point, nor the farthest!

As a result of this ill fortune, I stood no chance to the overwhelming odds I faced as the enemy advanced upon my position, and I was struck down. Sadly, the game ended up as a loss."

lol just dodge noob

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Posted by: Wintel.4873

Wintel.4873

Can someone please translate what happened in this round:

but guy at srat say ok gusy lisen plan
1 close 1 animal 1 far rest mid
ok ok i say i am mid coz far is noob
burt map say i am 1 mid rest animal no close no far
and i die hard lol
loost

But yeah overall this post made the entire Dec 10 patch seem insignificant XD

Translation:
“At the initial strategy phase of the game I joined, I presented the following plan to my fellow teammates: ‘Dear sirs, would one of you kindly cover the closest point, and then another person attack the nearest NPC type beast for the point bonus, and finally, would the rest of you accompany me to engage the enemy at the middle point?’

However, to my distress, I found myself bereft of assistance when I went to the middle point and when I looked to find where my team was located, I found them all attacking the NPC beast. Not a single person had even decided to attempt in capturing either the point closest to our starting point, nor the farthest!

As a result of this ill fortune, I stood no chance to the overwhelming odds I faced as the enemy advanced upon my position, and I was struck down. Sadly, the game ended up as a loss."

Hmm no I think it wasn’t his plan, someone else suggested that going by the “but guy at start said ok guys listen plan”. And then he volunteered mid because far is for noobs, but the rest of the team ended up doing their own thing.

It’s complicated, we’re dealing with poetry not of this world. I’m yet to learn what “animal” is…possibly some location either under the map or hovering 100 feet above it o_O

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Posted by: Josh Davis.6015

Josh Davis.6015

Can someone please translate what happened in this round:

but guy at srat say ok gusy lisen plan
1 close 1 animal 1 far rest mid
ok ok i say i am mid coz far is noob
burt map say i am 1 mid rest animal no close no far
and i die hard lol
loost

But yeah overall this post made the entire Dec 10 patch seem insignificant XD

Translation:
“At the initial strategy phase of the game I joined, I presented the following plan to my fellow teammates: ‘Dear sirs, would one of you kindly cover the closest point, and then another person attack the nearest NPC type beast for the point bonus, and finally, would the rest of you accompany me to engage the enemy at the middle point?’

However, to my distress, I found myself bereft of assistance when I went to the middle point and when I looked to find where my team was located, I found them all attacking the NPC beast. Not a single person had even decided to attempt in capturing either the point closest to our starting point, nor the farthest!

As a result of this ill fortune, I stood no chance to the overwhelming odds I faced as the enemy advanced upon my position, and I was struck down. Sadly, the game ended up as a loss."

First off, I’d like to thank you for your efforts in broadening the cultural horizons of our day-to-day forum goers. That said, I believe that much of the raw emotion that lives within the original narrative is lost in this translation.

While your version is much more accessible for the everyday reader, I truly hope that they become captivated by the thematic undercurrents and take the time to fully understand the piece in its original form.

(edited by Josh Davis.6015)

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Posted by: Sizzle Hint.1820

Sizzle Hint.1820

Poetry 15 letters

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Posted by: Aycee.9162

Aycee.9162

All is VAIN!!!!

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Posted by: NevirSayDie.6235

NevirSayDie.6235

The animal would be Svanir and Chieftain.

Or is it an allegory with a more subtle, hidden meaning?

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Posted by: Xitiz.2754

Xitiz.2754

You sir have given birth to a new kind of poetry. I now declare you as " The Father of Rage Plug Poetry"

Kitæ [Desolation]- Warrior Desolation

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Posted by: clint.5681

clint.5681

It’s obviously called “Vain” poetry #duh #obvious #shakepear2014

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Posted by: ronpierce.2760

ronpierce.2760

It’s obviously called “Vain” poetry #duh #obvious #shakepear2014

I think it’s called “All Is Vain”, he’s clearly a genius and would only name it accordingly so the reader knows just what is in vain, that being “all”.

High Warlord Sikari (80 Reaper) / Lord Siekron (80 DH)
Warlord Sikari (80 Scrapper)

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Posted by: clint.5681

clint.5681

It’s obviously called “Vain” poetry #duh #obvious #shakepear2014

I think it’s called “All Is Vain”, he’s clearly a genius and would only name it accordingly so the reader knows just what is in vain, that being “all”.

Ahh of course , my mistake.

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Posted by: Verdelet Arconia.6987

Verdelet Arconia.6987

thanks for the inspiration! something new to say if a battle is lost due to 4v5/rabbits/goldfarmer/hotjoin zerg masters in solo queues. All is Vain!

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Posted by: Fay.2735

Fay.2735

I don’t think it was the leaderboard that caused her to leave

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Have you heard of the city? The ancient uru? Where there was power to write worlds

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Posted by: TheMaskedParadigm.3629

TheMaskedParadigm.3629

I’ve had professors that couldn’t write that well.

Brazil
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Posted by: Cush.4063

Cush.4063

I love this post. I’ve read it numerous times since it was posted for a good laugh. Try for some humor in these forums.

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Posted by: Jamais vu.5284

Jamais vu.5284

1vall

story of mah life

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Posted by: hihey.1075

hihey.1075

“all say lol noob u here for golds”
You should have told them that your gf would have left you if you lost

Pillow Cake
Worst Thief EU
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Posted by: Ulalume.9584

Ulalume.9584

i am alone
no one helps no loves

I love you! <3 <3 <3 <3

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Posted by: ENDREBUILD.7053

ENDREBUILD.7053

This is legendary along the lines of “sword in box” from star wars years ago.

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Posted by: SoLeciTO.3490

SoLeciTO.3490

kitten you should stick this!

hahahahaha

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Posted by: Khalifahaze.6045

Khalifahaze.6045

such gold in this post hahahaha

QT Khalifa [Cute] – Necromancer

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Posted by: SerratedOcean.7398

SerratedOcean.7398

I’ve must of missed a precursor to the OP’s post.

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Posted by: kekuso.5837

kekuso.5837

One man’s love letter to GW2 Pvp.
Bookmarked.

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Posted by: Simplicity.7208

Simplicity.7208

Flawless victory!

…Possibly better than the OP’s post are the responses to this thread.

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Posted by: zone.1073

zone.1073


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Posted by: Arganthium.5638

Arganthium.5638

I was a heretic before I saw this post, but now I have become a true believer.

Thief|Mesmer|
Theorycrafter

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Posted by: Uzzwick.8457

Uzzwick.8457

>tfw no gf anymore because guard no love skyham one mid rest animal
i cry ever tim

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Posted by: Flash.6912

Flash.6912

this is the most epic poem eva!

R.I.P Kumu <3

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Posted by: haugi.7462

haugi.7462

Priceless thread!

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Posted by: Upham.6137

Upham.6137

That was just…

beautiful.

Bläck Dähliä

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Posted by: SoPP.7034

SoPP.7034

Mind Blown.

A warrior, a guardian, and an elementalist walk into an open field…
The Warrior turns to the guardian and says, “Did you hear something?”
Guardian replies, “No, but how’d the elementalist die?”

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Posted by: cephiroth.6182

cephiroth.6182

Maybe we oughta just video tape this, play it back in slow motion.

FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP!

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Posted by: acedragonz.9387

acedragonz.9387

This is definetly the best post in this forum.

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Posted by: Oni Link.4621

Oni Link.4621

First off, I’d like to thank you for your efforts in broadening the cultural horizons of our day-to-day forum goers. That said, I believe that much of the raw emotion that lives within the original narrative is lost in this translation.

While your version is much more accessible for the everyday reader, I truly hope that they become captivated by the thematic undercurrents and take the time to fully understand the piece in its original form.

I hope you understood how ruined is the PvP player base now. Guess who is the culript…

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Posted by: Wintel.4873

Wintel.4873

I hope you understood how ruined is the PvP player base now. Guess who is the culript…

The what?

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Posted by: BlackWing.7415

BlackWing.7415

This is just… beautiful.

All is vain!

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Posted by: Tyldor.9078

Tyldor.9078

Haha this made my day! This made it to my favourites for sure.
ALL IS VAIN! He got a spot in my forum signature, the legend.

Grandmaster Tyldor
Leader of Business Class [BC]

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Posted by: Kugron.5128

Kugron.5128

The more I read this, the funnier it gets.

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Posted by: stooshie.4316

stooshie.4316

Wat.

Still a better love story than twilight.

+1 This.

Awesome post, poor guy!

(Get a gamer gf :p Those who game together, stay together)

Novembriana
[HoL] Desolation since beta <3

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Posted by: Dahkeus.8243

Dahkeus.8243

First off, I’d like to thank you for your efforts in broadening the cultural horizons of our day-to-day forum goers. That said, I believe that much of the raw emotion that lives within the original narrative is lost in this translation.

While your version is much more accessible for the everyday reader, I truly hope that they become captivated by the thematic undercurrents and take the time to fully understand the piece in its original form.

I hope you understood how ruined is the PvP player base now. Guess who is the culript…

All is Vain!

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Posted by: hauskamies.9683

hauskamies.9683

Vanity has penetrated our very being…

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Posted by: fodem.2713

fodem.2713

DA BEST !!!!

Obs* I am tired of this matchmaking…

My conclusion is that if u wanna climb the leaderboard u HAVE TO play at prime time, otherwise your screwed…. Problem is that somepeople just cant play at prime time or wanna play in the normal day time… And if you by chance do that, your team is gonna be…

ranks 50/42/6/1/3 or a 4×5 match…

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Posted by: Uzzwick.8457

Uzzwick.8457

I’m so gonna say ‘’ALL IS VAIN’’ every time I lose a solo queue tournament from now on.
Also… Grouch, please sticky this beautiful piece of art.

all is vain

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Posted by: Karizee.8076

Karizee.8076

so beauty much loves

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Posted by: SoLeciTO.3490

SoLeciTO.3490

If it helps you, remember the good moments . . .

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Posted by: Nibi.3572

Nibi.3572

lik dis if you kry… evrytim

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Posted by: MakubeC.3026

MakubeC.3026

Hahahahahaha.
Oh geez.
Gw2 can be so cruel sometimes.

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Posted by: KodiakPanda.5031

KodiakPanda.5031

Beautiful. Simply beautiful. I shed manly tears.

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Posted by: Skittles.7830

Skittles.7830

Day = Made….It really captures everything about everything

ALL IS VAIN
Vial of Salt [VoS]

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Posted by: Raena.2953

Raena.2953

Oh god I’m in stitches