Guild Wars 2

Maybe they’re called rumors because they need to get a room. Or they did get a room. And now we rumor about the room. I hope the room was roomy in the roomy roomy room way.

Or maybe it’s rumors because it rhymes with tumors. Even if that one norn guy swears IT IS NOT A TUMOR.

I try to fight the tumor of rumor with humor. Rhymes, not so much.

<( >.< )> - I woke up after having a dream about an arrow cart that wouldn’t fire. WTH?

Mif.3471:

Do you even realize that he wants the same thing as many of you?
i.e. for GvG to have it’s own separate official environment.

I’m just amazed you can’t hit up hotjoin sPvP with a friend or seven. But I’d really like a cat. And a job that lets me sleep in. And a KFC chicken skin sammich on a biscuit and gravy, hold the chicken, I just want the skin. In gravy. Naked in a swimming pool of gravy with a lingerie football team. Both teams. ALL the teams. But mostly I love the Mists out of that chicken skin.

I’d settle for sleeping in, really. And silence, silence would be golden. If I could use the gold to buy my way out of a job and sleep in.

But, I saw that dueling post and the vibe from the title alone warned me to steer clear.

Now, if the fumes from that $5 vodka had done the same 2 decades ago...

I like it just fine the way it is and see no need for any kind of fix. That is what I think.

Tearofsoul.9843:

I don’t recall being wiped by TSL for a very very long time.

That’s one of my main life goals. To be able to wipe myself until the day after I die. Yep, it’s the simple goals you have to shoot for. I said shoot.

No way, I was all comfy with how it was. I’d have to learn a new way of doing things either way. Change baaad.

Furiousbeard.7602:

Asudementio.8526:

Always nice seeing FA players keeping it classy by jumping on bodies for a few minutes after 3v1.

Some FA tribes use this time honoured tradition to help your soul travel to the underworld.

Bwhaaahahaha! I knew there had to be a nice explanation for it. ^^

Calvin.5380:

I propose a permanent DB-FA partnership to end all these accusations from TC! Let’s 2v1 them into the third place

Looks like you two are going to get along just fine. YaY! Er… yay?

Anyway, you would think by now I would learn to stop hanging out at the edges of high places. You would think, but nooooo. I am a leaf on the ground. An amused and broken leaf waiting for the medics with the stretcher.

Playing my norn really helped me understand how to interact with terrain heights better. Going immediately back to my asura makes me feel like I’m out of control fast. After a momentary adjustment period, I feel like Rata Sum is a giant DDR pad.

Bookahs can’t science. - Mif

Kenmei.7138:

There’s only 1 viable build for thief atm

Politician?

Avenge.1478:

Nice to have some French backups from the EU servers!

I was only kidding, a little earlier on SoR BL, when I said “Order the fries!”

I just file her under stone cold honk nuts crazy.

Cryptician Zetti, Bureaumancer of Necrotic Efficiency, wearing you down with red tape and fear.

Furiousbeard.7602:

Perhaps we should all back away from this topic very quickly.

One of my fav Pinky and the Brain quotes:

“We should flee in terror. Yes, that would be the wisest course.”

There’s a few threads, nothing definite about what’s causing it to not trigger.

No official word that I’ve seen either.

Arkanfel.8403:

I ask that you consider your reaction carefully before expressing it.

*Mails Arkanfel a toaster* Edit: Category Three!

I’ve had to look for tattoos to figure out if some lady is human or norn. My 2 copper.

Then again, with asura, I’ve had to really look at eyes/faces. Never had an asura say "Eyes up here." So, win/win. Ish. One dolphin fractal, I had a party member exclaim "YOU’RE FEMALE" before my toon put her armor back on.

Bookah.

I left a pie cooling in TC BL garrison yesterday evening. When I got back there were dirty bootprints everywhere and a note from Mags in the empty tin saying "Thanks, tasty, more please."

Seriously, wipe your feet off before you come in. Do you have any idea how long it takes to sweep those floors? *bounces after Jane Woo hoping for coffee too*

“Sir, what shall we do, for we cannot distinguish between the faithful and the heretics.”
"Kill them all for the Lord knoweth them that are His.”
- Béziers, 1209 A.D.

I say we take off and Skyhammer the entire site from Rata Sum. It’s the only way to be sure.

ganeshori.6309:

What there to cry about?

Ice cream melts if you eat it too slow, brain freeze too fast. *cry*

The WvW rank, it is like a finger pointing a way to the moon. Don’t concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory. Do you understand?

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

I’m sure my coworkers are going to be worried as I go get the next cup of coffee while doing both.

Seveleniumus.5973:

To me asuras are pure and innocent creatures...

It’s not my fault I lost all my research funding after the puppy incident. - Cryptician Zetti

I just think of it as sorta a charr version of Bruce Lee.

And then, I try not to.

iCryptik.1496:

We’ll see what ye lubbers can put out this week.

Lubber? I am a SEALvari! Sea, airhead, and land!

Maniac.5163:

I’m just lamenting on the long term health of GW2 WvW as a whole. When the outcome become stale and the odds are skewed in one mans favour, interest inevitably dwindles.

I like going through the motions, even if I can see it’s going to be Beatdown Town. It’s comforting fun at the end of a day of worky work.

Alex Rogan: Hold it! There’s no fleet? No Starfighters, no plan? One ship, you, me, and that’s it?
Grig: Exactly! Xur thinks you’re still on Earth. Classic military strategy, surprise attack.
Alex Rogan: It’ll be a slaughter!
Grig: That’s the spirit!
Alex Rogan: No, *my* slaughter! One ship against the whole Armada?
Grig: Yes, one Gunstar against the Armada. I’ve always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds.

Some days I wonder if my brain is the one wired right, or wrong.

They exist everywhere if you go deep enough up in the hills.

Lanimal.6541:

Translation: Bring the Lube next week

Isn’t that one of the items in the standard engineer’s kit, along with bubblegum, baling wire, duct tape, and alcohol (the drinky kind)?

Finger! Moon!

No more detail fuss. Think of the kitties.

Vash.9183:

The fights have been constantly great and, normally, the forum atmosphere isn’t toxic.

This isn’t toxic. It’s below normal chillin’. Really pleasant this week. Spring is in the air, love is in my… thoughts.

nibbles.2408:

I don’t have time to do it for TC and DB but It would be Interesting to see the comparison… although I think FA has the worst stats probably lol.

The only stat that matters is that, today, DB and FA and TC are in the Tier containing the #4, #5, and #6 servers in our dolyak race.

Even the good baseball players fail to reach first base roughly 3 out of 5 times. It is like a finger, pointing a way to the moon. Don’t tick off the pitcher, or the next song is chin music.

Devilsmack.5736:

One of my posts was flagged too cuz i mentioned weapons of mass destruction... go figure.

Justin Bieber?

I wanted an atypical necromancer, an asura seemed the way to go.

Cryptician Zetti, the bureaumancer of necrotic efficiency, College of Statics. There MUST be a better way of utilizing these bodies, think of the savings in labor! They don’t eat! They don’t get PAID!

Tristam Green.9178:

That FA’s a Spy!

BLU Spy: He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even b– [his head is blown off by BLU Soldier’s shotgun]
BLU Soldier: What? It was obvious! [He pumps his shotgun, ejecting the spent shell] He’s the RED Spy! Watch, he’ll turn red any second now. [taps the BLU Spy’s foot with the barrel of his gun] Any second now... See? Red! Oh wait, that’s blood.

It’s inconvenient, but it’s not the zomg drama that some are taking it to be. I really thought it was fallout from the pain meds tho ^^ ha

SQUEE!

The Puppy Bowl, a fixture on Animal Planet during the Super Bowl for nearly a decade, will have new competition next year from the Kitten Bowl, the Hallmark Channel announced this month.

Cats. Cats are nice. But, I have no clue what channel that is, I’m all about the ESPN, NFL Network, CNN, SyFy, Comedy Central, Food Network, SunSports (Rays), whoever has the football game, and the Travel Channel.

I went to the dentist. Everything tastes like WvW now.

Failed TC attack wipes out all the poultry at Spiritholme in FA BL. No more Kaineng Fried Chicken for 2 weeks while stocks recover.

Forget the kittens, think of the chickens.

bishop.7596:

Pentzski.4620:

Hello CD, you’ll be getting approximately 10 new transfers sometime tonight

“Welcome to Crystal Desert
Population: untold millions”

Aren’t deserts supposed to be like deserted?

Start the C&D and then hit steal while the cast/channel bar is filling. Steal will shadowstep you to the target and then C&D finishes casting and swings the dagger.

If you wait too long, you whiff on air, lose 6 initiative, and then shadowstep to the target who will most likely be amused. Or angry. Possibly both.

Captain Seyo.4285:

There is a reason I don’t do PvP. There is no learning curve... But I only have a limited time...

I strongly disagree with your reasoning concerning PvP. There is a constant learning curve and endless adapting.

Anyway, I don’t think of Crab Toss as PvP. It’s more of a fun distraction. Achievements are earned, some harder than others. They shouldn’t just be given to everyone, or they wouldn’t be achievements.

Just do what you can and enjoy what you do. It’s not like you’re competing against or trying to impress anyone, right? Happy fun times, all that. Really, why play a game if it’s just going to make you get your stress on.

Two days ago I actually downed the mesmer who Moa’d my necro AS A MOA and would have got him if I didn’t have another teammate of his to stomp me after he downed me.

I’m still not quite sure how I managed that. But it was like the mesmer freaked when I started pecking him after running at him instead of away. ^^

Tearofsoul.9843:

I heard TC is coming out this reset. Is it true?!

That depends on what version of “coming out” you’re referring to.

Chris.3290:

A tier 1.5 server is such an odd thing.

I’m pretty sure TC is an odd thing, regardless of Tier.

The conversation between ’tron and Evon makes a ton more sense after seeing the golem in there rezzing people during the fight. Nice to see them maintain some continuity between stuff in the world and in the events.

"You want to be able to take damage...?"

Zaxares.5419:

They become lab safety statistics.

Sad, but true.

I suppose they’re viewed as expendable.

Behind every Bad is the Big Bad. Behind the Big Bad is the Big Worse. Worst. Worcestershire. Sauce. Not a cookie.

Zhrek.9781:

Get your hate out of here! Back to the subject.

“Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to 2 v 1.”

I’m not sure it’s a morale issue with FA as much as TC seeming more organized and with defenders watching places that weren’t under attack.

There’s the “running, screaming, zomg it’s ON FIRE” method of defending. And then there’s the “I’ll stand here bored out of my skull oh look incoming, I better call for help and wow it actually came” method of defending.

FA, at least when I was online yesterday, seemed to be using one of those methods.
TC, at least when I was online yesterday, seemed to be using one of those methods.

Either way, I’m sure servers end up in the Tier their population plays them into. At least it’s fun. Even when it’s a blast. Finisher. My face. Ow.

Edit: Sorry for leaving KN, KA, whatever you are, out. Kx was like the rare and beautiful flower that blossoms briefly before being only a memory.

Axle.5182:

Oh and EU guilds are not all band wagon guilds…

Any guild can do whatever and go wherever it wants.

Some folks take too much time worrying about other people’s biz.