Guild Wars 2

My guild has decided that my character looks like Ellen Degeneres.. I shall wear stylish shoes and dance all over our enemies. And have a super hot wife.

3/1 – 3/8: Jayne/Evalana/Saiyr

There once was a group uber great
They wiped everyone at the gate
after all the chest thumping
and bags they were humping
they realized they’d fought only the Krait.

How’d I do Porky? ~grins~

I think every server could say the other is full of wipable pugs, because the reality is that every top guild on each server will regard the other server as easily wipable. It’s tempting to say ‘lol we wiped ur forces 8 times in one night’, but if you are on any kind of organised guild then that is what should be happening.

What speaks more to a server or guild’s class is the ability not to gloat on the forums afterwards. And remember FA, this is a T2 thread, if you want to say something bad about another server you need to sandwich it between 2 compliments and make them read between the lines.

THIS IS THE PASSIVE AGRESSIVE TIER!

SoS is down but we’re not out yet, we will keep fighting until the end everyone can count on that. See you all on the battlefield tonight.

You TC guys make me smile! Don’t worry too much about the Mag forum warriors. They’re the grumpiest bunch I have encountered so far. Maybe you guys can rub off on them.

Hydrophidian.4319:

dirtyoldgoat.5496:

ahhh lord, i didnt think of that, there are worse things than being on team bella!

Let’s not muddy the thread with such tomfoolery!

but but but….

Good luck in T3 TC. I don’t think DB and YB will put up a fight anymore. Nothing that we or BG do up here would help now. But I am confident that you guys will be back up here in no time. :P

Alot of my friends and I, have noticed an increase of rarer drop loots in WvW after the last patch. Yesterday, i got my first ever exotic drop in WvW from an enemy player. Where as normally i would get 1 or 2 rares every second day or so. With this extra rewards, this will encourage many more people to play WvW. With this positive change, we dont have to worry about the cost of repairing our armors. I believe this is a positive step for Anet and i hope better changes and additions will come for WvW in the near future. Once again i want to thank Anet for this long waited change for rewarding their WvWers. Peace

Pinko.2076:

Shrouded.6450:

Pinko.2076:

rmBossa.4621:

Noones throwing anything, dont be childish.

When a match that is clearly been decided goes into the final 2 days most of the players take a break or go light, unless that server still has something to fight for. I

Its exaggerated even more the week before a tier flip, so everyone will be good to go for the long haul on reset night.

Any gains TC might see during this time will be mirrored by FA in t2

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Whats with the PR relations from a different server? At least two kaineng posted here and in other threads that they’re not playing as hard to help BG go to t2. No one is mad, I was just correcting a guy who said that no one is throwing. Kaineng posters seem to think they themselves are throwing, so why don’t you?

Kinda overgeneralizing don’t you think so? That’s like saying all of maguuma threw the match to be in t4 with ehmry bay. :p

A significant portion of Mag did. Kaineng is being as open about it as we were in our t3 thread. There’s no need for all of a server to throw for it to work.

Well WM definately isn’t throwing, neither is RE, we are just completing more of the new content and not spending that much time in WvW. We even tried for SM today, although trying for SM with an outmanned buff is never a good idea xD

I want TC to stay because honestly they deserve to be T2. They just got a bit unlucky this tier being sandwiched between BG and Kain for the first two weeks but with BG gone I think they will be perfectly able to hold their own here.

Thresher.3049:

All Dev’s will be hunted for their skins, there will be dancing on corpses, laughter and fireworks!

Jonto.2160:

Been a pretty fun defence of kain garrison the past 4 hours,
it looks like swiss cheese

Estate agents would call that a ‘lived in’, in fact its a little like somewhere I lived in during university.
Three walls knocked down? ‘Renovators delight’
People knifing each other all hours of the day? ‘So-ho, inner city neighborhood’
Mound of corpses on the front door ‘Historical former owners’

Dunno if they’d have one for great flaming balls of death raining down intermittently though, that might be a hard sell.

Abundant Natural Light, Ample heating

Rawnoodles.1398:

Updates!

You can take our keep but you will never take our supply camp!

Valid? Sure. It doesn’t violate any game play mechanics. In my view it’s bad form though. Being pushed to spawn on a map is punishment enough. Setting up siege is just plain mean and unsportsmanlike. Again, my views. Others will argue that all is fair in love and war. I just know I wouldn’t participate in it if my server was doing it. There are plenty of other ways for me to find some laughs that aren’t at the expense of others.

Maybe it’s ANet’s plan to “fix” tier imbalances. WP, randomly join your NEW home!

I hope that after BG moves up (and hopefully, TC stays with us!) that we can continue to have this thread as a memory for what great fights we’ve had and oh yeah, the best kitten match-up thread ever?!

If either BG or TC move out of T2 this week, I just wanted to say that it has been a pleasure fighting you all! I’ve personally learned so much and can’t wait to use it to dismantle the next opponent so we can be together again!

In honor of the day all bad boys should treat good girls to gifts and flowers:

My sweet, Blackgate ,
I must tell you this: You are the sound of golems hitting the gate our our keep. You make me feel like every day is precious. I want you to kill you with my seige and then run off and cap your supply camps!! I want to take you to SMC where I shall feed you dolyak steaks and cookies. I long to see the twinkle in your murderous eyes. I feel the radiating aura of pain whenever you are near… alas it can never be.. you are Blackgate and I am Tarnished Coast.
With a kiss, Ronin

RoninDB.9540:

In honor of the day all bad boys should treat good girls to gifts and flowers:

My sweet, Blackgate ,
I must tell you this: You are the sound of golems hitting the gate our our keep. You make me feel like every day is precious. I want you to kill you with my seige and then run off and cap your supply camps!! I want to take you to SMC where I shall feed you dolyak steaks and cookies. I long to see the twinkle in your murderous eyes. I feel the radiating aura of pain whenever you are near… alas it can never be.. you are Blackgate and I am Tarnished Coast.
With a kiss, Ronin

With your permission, I would like to put this on the Blackgate website landing.

RoninDB.9540:

Of course! I would be flattered. You may want to include this picture of pot crying over my body after [HB] took Bay. I don’t think he was really sad.. like.. sad he got caught!

http://www.blackgatewvw.com/

Happy Valentines Day TC

I am the Loryak! I speak for these beasts,
Which you seem to be killing as fast as you please;
But I also speak for the veteran guards,
Who frolicked and played in their nice tower yards,
Happily eating and singing with bards.
Now, since you’ve chopped the yaks to the ground
There’s not enough omnom berries to go ’round!
And my poor veteran guards are all hungry and cry
Because you came along and stole their supply.

Unless someone like you, cares enough to defend,
We’ll never hold towers, and they’ll always win.

Well, I’ve been told that I’m actually a twelve-year-old boy, so I think some of your originally posted statistics are likely mistaken.

Anyways, I think threads like this are useful just to confirm the existence of fellow female gamers… Map chat is full of “Come on guys, stop being [reference to female anatomy], grow some balls and push the line! Man up!” Now, sadly lacking balls, I can appreciate this only from a distant perspective. But it’s nice to know from threads like these that if I felt like posting “Come on gals, pretend like it’s that time of the month and the yaks are holding all your carefully hoarded chocolates hostage! KILL THEM!” that SOMEONE would understand what I was talking about from personal experience.

Anyways, I think the great part of WvW is that you can take on all those roles that you listed at whatever time you wish.

Thresher.3049:

…well, except TC, depending on “what” it is you do to them, they might not care if you have their garrison and stand on the walls taunting them in a french accent. But if you killed enough yaks they might well launch some kind of server-wide ‘jihad’ against livestock molesters, in which case we’d all be screwed.

With apologies to Monty Python:
Pot (BG): Your father smelled of alderbérries!
Jayne (TC): What? Free french lessons, sweet!
Pot (BG): I fart ïn your géneral direction!
Coral (TC): I brought cookies! Set up the trebs so we can launch them over the walls!
Nirvii (BG): Uh oh TC trebs going up, stack on me…
Pot (BG): Non! Fetché la yak!
<Yak is hurled at the TCers and crushes a Char loading a sack of cookies into a treb>
Appledainty (TC): They killed a YAK! O.o
Säm (TC): Their souls will roast in hell tonight! Storm the castle!
Coral (TC): It’s just a model.

appledainty.8127:

Buk Lau.5178:

That was defiantly a sparta moment for TC when Kain and BG were throwing wave after wave for Bay in KGBL. Some of the most fun I’ve had playing WvW and we just started! Great fight guys and welcome to Tier 2 KG it’s going to be a hell of a week.

My guildies love your toon’s name. Every time we see you we cheer.

hahahaha thanks :P I don’t know who they are. I don’t know what they want. If they are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have gold. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long playtime. I will take back Bay and Hills by any means necessary

I’m looking forward to your next yak parade! Its a TC tradition now lol.

Only a WvW player cries a little on the inside when they are in EB, defending their garrison with their lives, calling for help and sees someone in Team chat ask “Hey is there a mesmer who can portal me in the jumping puzzle?”

Only a WvW player wakes up in cold sweat at night because he dreamed somebody yelled “INCOMING”.

Can a mod just lock this thread? Seriously, what was the point of this besides starting a flame fest?