Guild Wars 2

Buffy.9246:

Didn’t know eBay had hundreds of people. That’s a big shock to me since we already have a wp in your bay and 1k+ lead so far.

OH I am sorry, I didn’t know BP has zergs too!
I can’t wait for all the chest thumps!

Aeros.2046:

Oozo.7856:

Aeros.2046:

Hello Ehmry Bay. I know I don’t speak for Borlis Pass. But I do speak for almost 400 WvW players on borlis pass.

Welcome. Welcome to the blasted desert of reality. The cold hard existence of the real. Where mommy yaks bend and the illusion of relevance is no longer present to hold your hand and wipe your nose when the going gets tough.

And the going is to be very tough. Mommy yak is no longer present Ehmry. You are here. With us. Alone. To our crystal desert pals, I can say we honestly don’t care how the chips fall this week, or the next. So long as Ehmry suffers. And they will suffer. The chickens come home to roost my friends, and your alliance with yaks means nothing now.

You belong to Borlis.

Is this guy serious? Somewhere a 40 man zerg is missing one of their zerglings.

You have no idea the power you are poking. But I won’t do silly forum thumping without backing it up. Prepare yourselves. Normally, the BS guild tries to maintain a low profile, but for you guys, I will make a very pointed exception. If you want to fight a 100% rep guild with 400 members, I will fully entertain your desire. Exclusively. For ebay. And when we come, tell your friends that you called us out. they will assuredly thank you for it.

Are you trying to act tough? I would like to know a reason why your and many others have such a grudge on EBay.
I guess the 13 weeks of stomping has rustled BP’s Jimmies STILL.
I’m not sure if you are talking to specific people on ehmry, or you are just yelling us as a server for being an enemy server. I can tell you that I can also rally up hundreds and can focus on one server if that’s how you play this game.
Oh I will entertain you this week.

Oh and also,
BP TS on Reset: 300-400
EB TS on Reset: 200-300
Obvious that BP can bring more numbers and guilds, why aren’t they pulling through and actually beat us a matchup?

Buffy.9246:

Looks like eBay doesn’t have their helper this week

You’re funny, posting all over about alliances.
Leave it to you starting an argument instantly.

Asami.3572:

To anyone looking for duels/small scale fights:

Looking to start up fight club in Obs sanctum new arena. Just zone into the JP and through the tunnel leading north

Kind of hard to set up when Yak’s Bend are camping the arena 24/7 trolling and killing every enemy that comes in because the game is to easy for them and they have to feast on enemy’s tears because they have nothing else to do when they are steamrolling other servers.

HEY I TRIED BUT EHMRY DENIED
(that rhymed)

Kronyx.2570:

gennyt.3428:

How about you pan out and show all the maps next time.

Sure

Arsoris.2976:

There isn’t an alliance. We had commanders on all maps and Ebay has so far put up better resistance. Now that may be numbers, skill or a combination but in the end we’re just taking whatever we can whilst hoping for decent fights in the process.

I counted how many superior arrow carts I put in Garri,bay, and hills, I left an hour before you karma train hit them like a train. I had a very dedicated team on Teamspeak stay up and defend it well enough until your God Forsaken Karma Train hit it . How do you feel zerging our keep with 10 times our numbers? Do you feel sympathy?,no. I have fun Stomping Yak’s Bend when we actually have people, when things can be fair, but your numbers overwhelm us when we don’t so don’t act like you’re superior. If it is Red, it’s dead.

Let me say ONE thing, just because you have more numbers, does NOT mean you’re a better server.

Late Night Commanding

Hey HvC Bronze Veteran Commander, you just LOVE sitting in one camp eating burgers while you spam emotes and run everytime you get low.
How many Zerg’s Bend are you going to throw at us, I have Hundreds of superior arrow carts ready for you karma train.
I’m staying up late for this action and Yak bags.

Live Score Updates: http://gw2stats.net/
Live Map Updates: http://gw2stats.net/wvw/live_map/1010
Will the “alliance” be broken? Will Yak’s Bend continue our friendship? Will BP Retaliate? Will this thread hit 30 pages?
We will wait to see!
Good luck have fun!

Quiet guys…
You can hear the bandwagon wheels
SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK

Score update
Passed SBI 10:55 Server time

Raven.9603:

RazGerb.6173:

SBI BEST COVERAGE NA
We blob hard and still lose [SBI]

Doesn’t it seem strange that you make fun of blobbing, while you yourself are a blob commander?

RazGerb.6173:

*Looks at PPT, Oh really? I’m just loving all the QQ from SBI.
We should learn from the true PvDoor lords. Sounds like you are mad that you aren’t steam rolling every matchup and actually have to fight to win, it’s totally deserved.

SBI is the only high rated server in silver league that tried to get to gold instead of tanking their way to easier matchups. We are ecstatic on matches where we dont steamroll, because the fights dont just stop by tuesday. this is the first fun matchup since we fought FA week 1.

RazGerb.6173:

They are VERY scared to get 3rd because it’s humiliating.

Which is more humiliating: SBI getting 3rd after a week of getting 2v1’d, or EB getting 3rd despite getting carried by papa yak for a week?

0/10; troll harder. your efforts to insult sound more like constipation. are you one of those commanders that leads from the forum and not from the front?

If you have ever heard of my guild, we barely run 10 people. When I’m commanding I can field 30 max. SBI, however, I have seen a SEA of red names every time I encounter one of their Ultra Zergs, especially of what they had going in EBay BL today, so don’t be such a hypocrite. Also, no, I don’t just forum command, I run with groups on TS3 and command, hence capping many SBI owned keeps today.
And about getting 3rd, what do you expect man, we don’t have nearly the population or coverage to compete with either server, we honestly expected a complete rollover by both servers.
Trolling aside, This match-up has been the most fun I have ever had during this league.

RazGerb.6173:

RazGerb.6173:

SBI BEST COVERAGE NA
We blob hard and still lose [SBI]

Rofl, Is this guy really complaining about blobs while blobing and doing it with another server who’s in first place cause they blobbed?

Blobception

RyuDragnier.9476:

Wow SBI is actually pushing hard now…really hard. You guys are really scared of getting 3rd, huh?

They did last night also (It’s Primetime, every server zergs)
They are VERY scared to get 3rd because it’s humiliating.
Dealing with BAEST Guild in Ebay BL Atm, those guys are tough, props to them.

Natronix.9827:

RazGerb.6173:

SBI BEST COVERAGE NA
We blob hard and still lose [SBI]

Yeah yeah, keep scavenging whatever YB leaves you and chest thump about your epic paper Pvdoor. YB are the ones who deserve any credit in this match

*Looks at PPT, Oh really? I’m just loving all the QQ from SBI.
We should learn from the true PvDoor lords. Sounds like you are mad that you aren’t steam rolling every matchup and actually have to fight to win, it’s totally deserved.

SBI BEST COVERAGE NA
We blob hard and still lose [SBI]

This is the true STORMBLOB ISLE

Going HAM on Eternal and our BL, losing all our upgrades while we siege up garri against the inevitable.

TRY HARDER YOU ZERGLINGS.

Naztharius.7639:

LOL you yak’s trying to help ebay get their hills back isn’t working so well. XD

It’s hard to take anything when you have 100+ SBI sitting in the lords room eating burgers.
and to Yak’s Bend, YOU AREN’T HELPING, maybe stop capping our entire map and ganking our people and maybe we will work with you.

Awww Stormblob did you really need to bring your entire server to Ehmry Hills.
If we really did have an alliance YAKS BEND wouldn’t be capping our ENTIRE BL while we are screwing with SBI’s Ultra Blob in Hills. Not taking 2nd place if this happens.
I did enjoy farming the Constant stream of Stormblobs, it will take more strategy to take us down.

Have fun Blobbing SBI.
We Blob Hard and Still lose [SBI]

[SM] Storm Machine looking for Small Scale GvGs in the new arena!
we are able to do 5v5 or 10v10, we do not have the numbers to do a 15v15 yet.
Message me or Mirror Owl

Skosh.1483:

How are BP , YB And EB’s Ques on reset night and through out the week?

Queues for Ehmry can vary 1-20 minutes on reset nights if you don’t get in before the pugs do, so you shouldn’t have a problem with getting into a BL.
After reset, there is rarely any queues, and if there is, it would be under 5 minutes.
Ehmry is not a big “zerg” server were we queue every BL, we like to do organized attacks on enemy BLs.
Eternal Battlegrounds is probably the most likely to be queued for obvious reasons.
We usually have a Commander Meeting on TS with all guilds on Thursday Night before reset to discuss who is going where and anything WvW related.
If you are wondering what our WvW is comprised of….

Largest WvW guilds: (Estimated Numbers)
Grindhouse Gaming [GH] 40-60+
Legend Never Die [DIE] 20-40+
Zerg of Zergs [ZOMG] 30-50+
(Special Events Included)
Unholy Royalty [HIGH] 30-40+
Tyrian Claws [CLAW] 10-20+
Zergs on Demand [ZoD] 20-40+
Sacred Guard of the Pantheon Gods [Gods] 10-20+
Legacy of the Tyrian Knights [LTK] 10-20+
[oG] Onyx Guard 5-15+

Smaller Skilled “Zerg Busting” Groups:
The Rally Bot Vortex [Void] 30-60+
Storm Machine [SM] 10-15+
Forceful [BLOW] 10-15+

Very Skilled Small Man Guilds:
Watch their videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atxCDhDZJSU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAN_ubnHu4A
Anonymous Defender [AD] 1-10
Baltimore Style [BSty] 1-10
Eternal Vigil [EV] 1-10
Through the Ashes we rise [Ash] 1-10

I obviously didn’t include every guild, but just expect 300-400 Players on reset.

Ehmry Bay is a mid-tier server , right in the middle of Silver Tier as Rank 10.
Ehmry Bay can offer….
- The Largest and Most Active Server Forums, http://Ehmry.com
- A Server Wide 512 Slot Teamspeak Server, ts.ehmry.com
—Guilds can request a channel
—Custom Icons and Titles
—Commander Cross Channel
- Welcoming Community to all new guilds and people
- Organized and Hardcore Community of WvW, EB is known for Small Scale Warfare
- Limited to no Queue times during the week
- WvW resets for Ehmry yield 400+ On all Borderlands, with 300+ on Teamspeak
A Havoc guild like yours would help greatly to the cause, just remember to hop on to our ts or talk to our commanders on the forums or In-game, to talk about things before you consider transfering. Best of Luck.

SBI So angry they can’t karma train everything now );

Last week 41% of Ehmry’s score was from stomps and sentries, so be aware of our roamers ;D (http://i.imgur.com/p13g952.jpg)
Looking forward to a oddly fair week against SBI and YB hopefully we can maintain 2nd place.

I Like how SBI is losing when they obviously have the most people.
This proves that Skill > Numbers
Tip SBI: Try not zerging every single person you see and work on coverage.

[SM] Storm Machine Looking for Small scaled GvGs, please contact me if interested.

Razris, My Unique looking Asura Ranger.
With Rodgort and Destroyer Weapons to create a Flame Themed look.
Also With Volcanus and Titans’ Vengeance.

Krevra.4289:

Ive honestly never seen such a backwards guild in my life we spawn camp you we wipe you over an over again, then we decide to leave since spawn camping gets boring after a while, some random pugs stay behind you push out with your blob an wipe pugs then come on the forum an chest thump that 20 die just killed the map zerg. But you are right we do got the right idea in ATK its why we farm DiE with such ease with your wet noodle hammers and bad commanding we can kite your blob and take you out with no problems. Hopefully you learned something watching our videos.

Your Jimmies seem rustled.
Thanks for the bags, love you ATK.

The Tables have turned FA

Da’wwwww
Is FA mad about us capping all their keeps?
Yeah lets camp EB BL and build a waypoint says FTF.
Meanwhile in Every Bl, FA proceeds to spawn camp and gank roamers.
Let’s bully the other smaller servers says FA.
Lets Chest Thump because we are zerging the other server to no return.
Pathetic.

Much Lost Respect for FA, I know its not everyone from FA, but it’s most that is ignorant about this matchup.
/Enjoying Stomping FA Zerglings when they don’t have their Zerg to support them
I’m sorry for whatever made you guys so mad, but this is just funny.

This Screenshot says it all.
Leave DIE alone for god sakes.

clipnotdone.9634:

I’m just gonna leave this here.

I really don’t see whats wrong there, it’s just generic Eternal combat, with the Stronger server constantly pushing out of SM While EB Tries to defend their keep against a Blob server like yours.

Atreidies.6257:

Props to ebays oceanic showing up last night. Looking forward to seeing more of you guys. We are tired of pvd

Ran in EBBL whole reset with [BLOW] and [SM] Running together to match up against these insane numbers.
Was some fun fights, but overall I died more than I got kills.
Kind of hard when you have much more experienced Skill groups running around.
Props to [RET],[GLOB],[ATK],and [CORE], well for giving us something to fight which didn’t end up well most of the time.
It’s great practice to go up against guilds like these but we have nowhere near the experience to wipe any of them, not counting how they blob together sometimes.
Yeah I was that Bronze Squire jumping around the map putting supply traps everywhere for fun.

[SM] Looking for Small Scaled GvGs

Most of this match-up actually I’ve been commanding, it’s not been fun since you know the enemy server has a much larger force and just attack doors with sheer numbers, but I expected this from a game mode with absolutely no balance.
To be honest, FA has alot more skill than SBI by far.
I’m saying this because everytime I try to raid in FA BL there is RAM,RET,BOMB,BURN,FTF,etc waiting at spawn ready to gank my guild of nearly 10, this makes me no longer want to even play WvW when matchups are this unbalanced and people have the mindset to spawn camp a smaller guild for the fun of it.
Also, don’t roam in FA BL, 100% Chance of getting zerged.
Meanwhile I’ll be off playing BF4 or something until Anet decides to balance these matchups.

Chris.2064:

RazGerb.6173:

Walnut, seriously? Of course all our keeps will flip in the middle of the night, It’s obvious FA is going to zerg us in the middle of the night to win. Still need some FA trash talk names .

yeah, because we will win just because of night caps….look what happened at reset. Equal forces.

It’s all about numbers man.
(Outnumbered in all BLs, FA zerging both BL spawns)

Fun Fights in FA BL, [SM] Had a blast fighting [RET] and [NICE] even though we were outnumbered most of the time.

Walnut, seriously? Of course all our keeps will flip in the middle of the night, It’s obvious FA is going to zerg us in the middle of the night to win. Still need some FA trash talk names .

I’m prepared to get stomped by FA two weeks in a row, I will hopefully keep my rage level at a minimum.

Summary of the week without a doubt: Zergs. FA zergs everywhere.
Looking for some good fights,[SM] Looking for small scaled GvGs for practice.

Abstraction.3019:

Been a fun week. Good to see that both EB and CD have the ability to form up a formidable group in any map – makes for a good challenge. Shout out to [GH] from Ehmry Bay for being solid the whole week.

We’ll be out again tonight and then off to the next match up.

Thanks for all the awesome fights in Eternal, was a blast this matchup.
I have been commanding/driving in Eternal and with my guild for the past few days if you remember me when I wiped your zerg multiple times :P was so fun

NNK and TFV, Please find better hobbies.

I know who that is, but I’m not saying it publicly.
Before you say “EBay is full of hackers”, remember its just a few certain people who do it, so don’t be all whining about the server.
It’s not an exploit based on what Anet says, its basically a zoom change which is not bannable but punishable.

Good Fights on EB BL on Reset, [SM] Managed to get a few fair fights other than the average zerg balls. Probably the most fair matchup in a while not counting DB’s Insane Oceanic zergs.

Didn’t like this matchup at all to be honest(My opinion)
Me and my guild didn’t really find little to no fair fights at all.
All I saw pretty much was Extremely large amounts of stormblob on every map, every day with the occasional good NSP Roamers.
And I’m saying this as SBI has 600+ PPT right now.
Looking forward to a more fair matchup next week.

+10 PPT, SBI please.
Do you guys really have to have 2 skill groups running around ganking our only force.
I spent so much money on superior siege at our garri only to be taken away by a 100 man SBI group in the middle of the night.
WvW is so unbalanced it’s funny.

Got to love the Stormblob zergs in EB BL, BEAST, hats off to you for being so organized. We will hold our garrison with all our power, and you will NOT get a waypoint in our hills(they probably will), 30 SBI escorting one doly, nice.
I’m scared about SBI staying on our map 24/7 and bunker up in hills with these insane numbers.
Also, that wipe when half of the SBI zerg jumped off the cliff was hilarious.

I hate this matchup now.
Zerg’s Bend and their Karma train garbage Night cap destroys all of eternal with all their mindless zergs.
They really had to spawn camp us with a gank squad of 15 to whoever got out of spawn while they zerged up our keep.

To all you YB defending that you, don’t “zerg” you do, your server is a zerg server.
Meanwhile I’ll be busy defending our keep against a endless enslought of mindless yaks banging their heads against the walls.
This game shouldnt just be all karma trains, if this continues than I will just try another game that is actually balanced

Gets BP Bay with YB Waypoint inner gate to 0.1%
Zerg’s Bend Spawns in with 40+ and they start freaking out.
All basically trying to do is help BP, but these insane kittening numbers from Zerg’s bend is just to much to even try to take a keep of theirs.
Not liking this matchup anymore, Yak’s Bend obviously has so much more numbers than both of us combined, but individually skill wise they aren’t to great.

To the group of Yaks roamers on EB BL, Do you seriously have to have a dance party on my body when you kill me AFK, its like all yaks are just really bad at roaming and just zerg it up, and all the roamers are complete kittens to the commanders on the other server. I was actually commanding and here there is a 5 man Yak gank group full of zerker thieves that laugh at my body when they can’t fight me fairly. Yak’s Bend has probably the most kitten roamers I have seen to date, even worse than BP.
and this is just preparation for SBI next week, I think of Zerg’s Bend as a warmup.

Dear Zerg’s Bend, Please get away from EB Garri, your karma train can’t have it.

These constant zerg oceanic servers are really starting to bug me.

BP and YB just had to both bring 100+ Zergs into our bl all day.
So much skill lag, so much portal bombs, so many organized guilds.
You guys just had to pick our bl to ultrazerg where we are the weakest.
Everything is rainnboww colored
You.will.not.take.our.waypoints

Gulagman.9045:

RazGerb.6173:

I’m pretty sure Yak’s Bend is the most populated server in terms on WvW.

I though BP was. Didn’t BP just get a ton of last minute transfers?

I actually think BP and YB have about the same, BP did get alot of transfers, but YB just has an insane amount of people on WvW.

I’m pretty sure Yak’s Bend is the most populated server in terms on WvW.

Ehmry has completely lost all our presence in other Bls other than eternal, the other servers obviously have a bigger wvw presence.
and of course, like I expected, Yak’s Bend is already trash talking it up.
This is probably the most equal matchup we will get ever get, enjoy it.
Also, Yaks, Yak zergs everywhere.