Guild Wars 2

Where do they come from? Do they lay eggs or have it the normal human way?

It’s the one question that makes me the most curious.

They’re described as giving birth “the same way as humans” according to the official wiki, though the citation attached to that claim doesn’t say any such thing:
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Asura

It did occur to me the other day that humans have enough trouble with giving birth to babies with such large heads. Asura on the other hand… well let’s just say the head/hip ratio isn’t exactly small xD

Having just chanced across this… I think it would make sense for Asura to be marsupials, or at least marsupial like. That way, they don’t have to worry about pushing that gigantic noggin through a birth canal.

Asurans actually have babies like French bulldogs they go to the vet and have a C section.
What you really should be asking is what happens when you feed a baby asura after midnight and or spill water on one.

Drew.1865:

Asurans actually have babies like French bulldogs they go to the vet and have a C section.
What you really should be asking is what happens when you feed a baby asura after midnight and or spill water on one.

It will imidately start to produce several dissertations about rather obscure topics. :P

Yaksha.6342:

Where do they come from? Do they lay eggs or have it the normal human way?

It’s the one question that makes me the most curious.

Asura are supposed to give live birth like humans, but I don’t expect us to stick to such a primitive way of doing things much longer.

I like the egg idea… as long as you replace the egg with test tubes, and other scientific equipment, housed in a state of the art Asuran fertility lab.

Nothing could beat a Krewe of fertility specialists tinkering in a lab bringing forth the next generation of such an obviously superior species.

Developing Asura would naturally be housed inside Incubation Golems, providing a soothing electronic hum, as it pumps multimedia lessons from the “Baby Snaff” series into our developing minds.

I can almost hear their first thoughts forming, “i feel 6 inches tall!”

I don’t know what you bookhas are going on about. All you do is take your chosen partner, slot a few silver into the Babytron-9000 and lick the genetic collector tab. A few minutes later, it produces your 100% genuine baby.

Pahhh all the time you try to talk people into your half ready inventions. What happended when the couple who had recently met a skrit used your machine? Huh? It turned into a skrit. What was with the couple that ended up with a baby-quaggan bubbling quaggan speach all the time until his parents went mad and decided to bring it to a nearby pond.

I can fully understand that you are constantly lacking test-subjects but really there are more than enough bookah out there. There is no need to waste Asrua on this.

My mother said that a Flying Moa dropped me down the chimney.

Panzerjaeger.7612:

My mother said that a Flying Moa dropped me down the chimney.

rofl, my mother told me the same thing!

Panzerjaeger.7612:

My mother said that a Flying Moa dropped me down the chimney.

Figuratively? Yes.

It’s so when your young asura mind got curious, you’d likely ask questions like the type of Moa anatomic structure that could support aerodynamic capabilities or the repercussions on infant development after being dropped into a chimney and not questions like where the moa got you to deliver you in the first place.

…I have some questions for my mother now.

Asuran babies come from my credit card….. everytime i buy jems, a baby is born. Now you have your answer. /Facepalm