Guild Wars 2

Some days ago, after depositing some good artifacts in the bank at Lions Arch, I found that an asura colleague and I were receiving strange word from bookahs, something about our height and being compared to rats, I didn´t try to argue ,irrelevant!; I mean they are bookhas, I did not stay long, because I did not see the need to speak with them, I mean we may be small in height, but in the mist we can be a real unpleasant feeling at the lower backs. Any way, I asking for asistance for jokes against the Bookahs, like:

“How do you call a Bookha´s sience book… A book of jokes”.

How many bookahs does it take to install a polyphotonic emitter?

Three: One to hire an asura, and one to call a medic for the third.

Wait, you let your feelings be swayed by a bookah? /sigh

Just say something like:

Hey mouthbreather! Yeah you. Quit wasting all the oxygen here trying to talk.

At least make those sounds coming from your mouth useful. Go talk to that plant over there, it could use the CO2.

AstralDusk.1670:

How many bookahs does it take to install a polyphotonic emitter?

Three: One to hire an asura, and one to call a medic for the third.

I prefer to tell that one the other way around:

Q: How many Asura does it take to install a polyphotonic emitter?

A: One. Who summons three bookahs, reducing it to a previously solved polyphotonic emitter joke.

AstralDusk.1670:

How many bookahs does it take to install a polyphotonic emitter?

Three: One to hire an asura, and one to call a medic for the third.

that was amazingly funny

We should have more of these

Q: How many asura does it take to install a .. a .. thingie?
A: None. They have service golems for that.

I will not quit my thief job.

I told a chemistry joke to a Bookah once.
I got no reaction.

Whatever happened to
You’re dumb and you’ll leave a dumb corpse
followed by something painful

EmmetOtter.8542:

Whatever happened to
You’re dumb and you’ll leave a dumb corpse
followed by something painful

it was, it did, and I didn’t even purchase a requisite nutritional supplement before hand.!