Guild Wars 2

My asuran characters often have problems with their ears not dropping down for periods of time. It looks like reverse gravity; they point straight up toward the sky, even as I run around.

Does anyone else have this problem?

If your ears remain erect for longer than 2 hours, please see your doctor.

Sorry, couldn’t resist.

Zaxares.5419:

If your ears remain erect for longer than 2 hours, please see your doctor.

Sorry, couldn’t resist.

This made my night. Thanks.

Asura ears point upward when they’re in combat stance.
You can bind sheath weapon in control options if it annoys you that much.

Zaxares.5419:

If your ears remain erect for longer than 2 hours, please see your doctor.

Sorry, couldn’t resist.

lmao
made my day

When asura reach a certain age, the ears tend to stay limp. Needless to say, if you have been harvesting a berry or seed that, when eaten, encourages this exceptional aural rigidity, I am sure that you will soon become one of the wealthiest Krewe leaders in all of Tyria.

This could be a boon to countless asura who are past their prime or who suffer from ear floppiness due to nervous or other disorders. I urge you to seek out this miracle product and to spread the word!

Mif.3471:

Asura ears point upward when they’re in combat stance.
You can bind sheath weapon in control options if it annoys you that much.

That is the “real” explanation. Though the rest of the posts are funny :p