Guild Wars 2

No, Teyo, no! Get out of my statics intro already! Always following me, jeez. It’s like you have a crush on me.

But on a serious note, what is she doing there anyways? I haven’t played the other colleges yet, but is she in each of the intros?

Nope. Evidently, Teyo graduated from the College of Statics before joining the Inquest, that’s why she’s in the Statics intro. Zojja is in the Synergetics intro, but I don’t remember if there’s anyone in Dynamics.

Panzerjaeger.7612:

Zojja is in the Synergetics intro

Zojja is in all of them. It has her in camera shot with your college alumni and then the camera pans to just your 3 alumni.

Also, for a point of reference:

Wait a minute, the current Dean of the college of Statics was originally a Dynamics graduate…?

I’m just not going to think about this thread for a while.

Hah! Dynamics is truly the superior College!

^ I second that. Dynamics is the way to go !

There must be something terribly wrong with you if you think Dynamics is superior to Synergetics.

Do you wanna go?

I’ll bet Warmaster Efut graduated from Dynamics

Panzerjaeger.7612:

Do you wanna go?

I’ll bet Warmaster Efut graduated from Dynamics

I thought Efut didn’t go to a college. At least, she gives that impression.

She’s probably been with the Vigil pretty much forever.

Dynamics win .w.

Arkengel RaF.9672:

There must be something terribly wrong with you if you think Dynamics is superior to Synergetics.

Agreed.

Pfft… what good is Synergetics. You’ll never discover the true meaning of the Eternal Alchemy. You’re simply wasting a potential lifetime of work.

We Dynamics types on the other hand have progressed our society to where we are today – the most advanced in all of Tyria.

Teyo disapproves.

D’aww. Look at her cute little disapproving face.

You’re all delusional if you think ether Dynamics or Synergetics is superior to Statics… We are the foundation to which you stand we are archaeologist who study the past and clearly with out us you would fall and fall so hard…

Also we don’t have to wait till we finish our first personal story to be given the title of Snaff Savant. we get right off the bat so suck it…

Please as if a few old trinkets or some gizmos would ever compare to the knowledge available to us of the College of Synergetics. I suppose it’s understandable that the complexity of the Eternal Alchemy it’s to much for you to handle and you chose instead to join an inferior college. In the end we of Synergetics choose to partake on research that actually matters.

Um, Dynamics makes golems and stuff. That’s important, right?

On a sidenote: ALL the colleges make Golems, like the gates, they are not bound to a specific college. Dynamics has, however, the most enthusiastic Golem-modders.
That stands somewhere, most probably in the wiki, i just can’t find it yet.

I’m Dynamics myself, btw. Go Dynamics! We’re doers, not talkers. While the others still are babbling, we already started to rock out.

Even though I think, that Synergetics are the best, uncovering the deepest secrets of Eternal Alchemy and so on, I understand that it is not for everyone. Some are born to build, some are born to act, and some are born to think. Imagine the amount of brain cells you are wasting on this conversations, rather than using them to invent some mind-blowing new technology or idea truly worth your geniuses!

Gah!!! You ignorant bookahs! If it weren’t for Statics, Rata Sum would be a heap of slag crushing your modded golems and knowledge repositories into glittering motes of quasi-energetic particulate matter! If it weren’t for statics, you would have to form golem trailer parks instead of those beautiful, stable, comfortable, FUNCTIONING laboratories that we pioneered!

On a side note, I highly suspect that Efut was a graduate from the college of statics. She is a bastion of magnificence!

Synergetics is to Dynamics/Statics what Quantum Physics is to normal Physics. We don’t always get flashy results, but when we make a breakthrough, we change the very way you think of the world and the Eternal Alchemy.

“Someday I will establish my prominence!”

Mif.3471:

Pfft… what good is Synergetics. You’ll never discover the true meaning of the Eternal Alchemy. You’re simply wasting a potential lifetime of work.

We Dynamics types on the other hand have progressed our society to where we are today – the most advanced in all of Tyria.

Dynamics have “progressed” us only in the same sense that an explosion may hurl you past the rim of the smoking crater. Taking the rubble and building society out of it is a job for Statics.

I want to take this time to enlighten you on a myth that we Statics discovered the destroyers… We didn’t they found us so yes its not our fault.

Without the College of Dynamics, you buffoons would never have made it out of the ground. It was OUR brilliance that lead the Asura to the prominent position they now hold in this land’s balance of power.

As to our progress, without our ingenuity, nothing would have been accomplished! Where you Statics and Synergetics krewes waste time with “safety precautions” and “threat assessments,” WE get results. And yes, sometimes that result is a smoking crater the size of a small town. But now we know how to MAKE smoking craters the size of small towns, and can go on to make craters the size of larger towns. We personify genius, whereas you simply try to mimic it.

We began talking about Teyo and ended bickering over colleges.

You’re all imbeciles. If I had funding from the Arcane Council and enough turrets to keep the Inquest away I would just build a college of my own to surpass and engulf the current status quo in magitechnical progress.

It’s a shame that the Council is too stupid and arrogant to hear me out.

Frosty and Frosty Law Firm.4981:

We began talking about Teyo and ended bickering over colleges.

You’re all imbeciles. If I had funding from the Arcane Council and enough turrets to keep the Inquest away I would just build a college of my own to surpass and engulf the current status quo in magitechnical progress.

It’s a shame that the Council is too in cahoots with the Inquest to hear me out.

And they wonder why I favour the Grand Sovereign Agenda … It’s honestly the most
logical endpoint of Asura superiority.

Advent.6193:

Frosty and Frosty Law Firm.4981:

We began talking about Teyo and ended bickering over colleges.

You’re all imbeciles. If I had funding from the Arcane Council and enough turrets to keep the Inquest away I would just build a college of my own to surpass and engulf the current status quo in magitechnical progress.

It’s a shame that the Council is too in cahoots with the Inquest to hear me out.

And they wonder why I favour the Grand Sovereign Agenda … It’s honestly the most
logical endpoint of Asura superiority.

As your future Grand Sovereign, I approve of this message. Your invoice for the royalties for using my future title will be in the mail. It will include a charge for potentially accrued interest based on current estimates pertaining to how long until I am Grand Sovereign.