Guild Wars 2

My Asura is not cute enough for my fanatical tastes. I demand a smaller Asura, reduce the size of the Asura by at least 1 CM; 3/4 off the top. Yes please mr barber. Make me cuter.

Make me cu..TER!

Hell yes that is possible. Smaller. = Betterererer.

Who here denies it? Hey’lll naw! All wants!

ALL WANTS SAHH.

-Krzi

They already frustrate me enough in PvP and WvW because they are much more difficult to read the animations of. If anything, they should be larger.

Tiny Asura in a healy spec gives whole new meaning to the term “pocket healer”.

I’ll take 2.

Dat bug when you warp to a waypoint and run.. your head is scrunchd up! i want my asura dat saize all the time ANET!

KAY <3

but for, seriously.

FOR SERIOUSLY

nty those ugly annoying things are already hard enough to fight due to them being so tiny and their animations being hard to read.

Mosharn.8357:

nty those ugly annoying things are already hard enough to fight due to them being so tiny and their animations being hard to read.

Someone promote this person, they hit the nail right head imo.

How much smaller do you WANT them? My characters are all asura except for my mesmer, and they are too tiny as it is when compared to other races. jeez.

Is an asura engi and elixer S not good enough for you?

We demand everlasting Elixir S for all professions!

Asura of the world unite.
All you have to lose is your height!

I find that Asura looks quite disturbing, so the more small and unnoticeable they are, the better I would think.
I support the OP

I dunno the tiny Asura are kinda ugly with their giant raisin faced heads….prefer them as they are..

Read OP in Tiny Tina’s voice (from Borderlands 2). >_<

Anyway, 3/4 off the top… so you want all Asura to be the size of their progeny. I can already barely see their progeny! Can you imagine what it’d be like to fight an Asura Thief of that size? Why even bother with stealth at that point? “Oh, I thought I saw a rat— WHAZAAAAAAA!!!!!”

Progeny? No! Shrunken progeny. This is what every bookah’s GW2 experience should be like:

Only good Asura is the dead one you punt thru the uprights.

God they are the worse race in any MMO I ever played.

Why someone plays them, I have no clue..

oh yeah, the will be a d/d elementalist OR a d/d thief.. FOTM race/class combo those guys

You can have a tiny Asura if you like.. and your influence will be proportionally diminished by your diminutive size!

You’ll become a gnat vs a norn.

Asuras honestly couldn’t be any cuter and a reduction in size runs the risk of a reduction in cuteness. My last consideration on Asura size occurred during the Pent DE in CS today. It was I wish they were bigger so that I could actually see my character amidst the particle chaos storm.

Lysico.4906:

Only good Asura is the dead one you punt thru the uprights.

God they are the worse race in any MMO I ever played.

Why someone plays them, I have no clue..

oh yeah, the will be a d/d elementalist OR a d/d thief.. FOTM race/class combo those guys

You are obviously thinking of a gnome if you want to punt them and therefore are playing the wrong game.

Lysico.4906:

Only good Asura is the dead one you punt thru the uprights.

God they are the worse race in any MMO I ever played.

Why someone plays them, I have no clue..

oh yeah, the will be a d/d elementalist OR a d/d thief.. FOTM race/class combo those guys

Because nobody ever runs an Asura Thief as SB + P/P? C’mon, man … that’s a bit nuts. Gods know I can make a Human or Sylvari who’s close to Asura height.

Lysico.4906:

Only good Asura is the dead one you punt thru the uprights.

God they are the worse race in any MMO I ever played.

Why someone plays them, I have no clue..

Due to short time i will only say that next time this bookah visits Rata Sum he will be put in asuran jail along with talking bear to study eating habits and hunting methods of failed asuran experiments compared to natural counterparts. Though this does border Inquest level cruelty torwards reseach specimens…

“I’m not a bear!”
“Quiet, you won’t fool me, talking bear!”

Was this thread moved from a different part of the forum or something? Because I’m not getting the blatant asura-hate in a thread in the asura subforum.

Indeed it was Dinny, somewhat recently from your post

Well mine gets to about the waist of a norn, way too tall imo. Should be the kneecap for the tallest asura lol

I like my tall Asura Warrior (I have a smaller Asura Elementalist though).

I’d rather some abs like the Charr and Humans get. Just because they’re short and brainy, doesn’t mean they’re not athletic. They can already do no-hand flips at 30 mph and deduce the solution to any complex equation without blinking, why no abs too? Would they just be too perfect then?

I agree! I made my Asura as small as possible. I want to be like Yoda.

I named him Gigantus tho xD