Guild Wars 2

I dislike hurting them, it’s not that I won’t defend myself but it seems a bit of a waste to hurt them for trinkets. Sometimes if they are thieving I will let them thieve if only to support their families. Poor poor Skritt.

I know what you mean. Get enough of them together, but not too many, and they make decent lab assistants. I don’t know what my Krewe would do without all the extra paws… err… hands.

And they’re so cute… and have awesome voices. :D

I just wish I could snuggle up against one at night and… cough

Esplen.3940:

And they’re so cute… and have awesome voices.
I just wish I could snuggle up against one at night and… cough

raises an eyebrow…

Stop right there, before we have crossbreed Askritta who grow even more smart when put together… so become so dumb that the world gets blown up in a shout of “For the shinies”

edit: typo

Kenetic.9670:

Stop right there, before we have crossbreed Askritta who grow even more smart when put together… so become so dumb that the world gets blown up in a shout of “For the shinies”

edit: typo

Don’t be ridiculous, the skritt are a completely different species. Breeding with one is a physical impossibility.

Well, maybe with conventional breeding methods. But we both know that when an Asura sets his or her mind on something, impossible is just another word to say: it will take longer than the standard week…
Vat-grown Asura-skritt. Coming to a Krewe near you!

Kenetic.9670:

Well, maybe with conventional breeding methods. But we both know that when an Asura sets his or her mind on something, impossible is just another word to say: it will take longer than the standard week…
Vat-grown Asura-skritt. Coming to a Krewe near you!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG! No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no!

gasp
inhale
pant

I hate you all so much. Stop making my hyperactive brain spawn ideas so quickly I nearly pass out! Do you have any…

ACK! More ideas to make this happen! Stop it! I’m not this perverse! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Ooo! I like that idea…

If you want some cooperative Skritt test subjects for the project, I hear there are some drunken ones in Timberline Falls

Esplen.3940:

And they’re so cute… and have awesome voices.

I just wish I could snuggle up against one at night and… cough

By the Eternal Alchemy I shouldn’t be surprised.
First I see the Charr/Human thing on the Human boards and now this.

They do carry fleas, you realize that? :p

Kenetic.9670:

Well, maybe with conventional breeding methods. But we both know that when an Asura sets his or her mind on something, impossible is just another word to say: it will take longer than the standard week…
Vat-grown Asura-skritt. Coming to a Krewe near you!

You sir, are a madman.

Atlas.9704:

Esplen.3940:

And they’re so cute… and have awesome voices.

I just wish I could snuggle up against one at night and… cough

By the Eternal Alchemy I shouldn’t be surprised.
First I see the Charr/Human thing on the Human boards and now this.

They do carry fleas, you realize that? :p

And what thread might that be? :-P

Leo G.4501:

Atlas.9704:

Esplen.3940:

And they’re so cute… and have awesome voices.

I just wish I could snuggle up against one at night and… cough

By the Eternal Alchemy I shouldn’t be surprised.
First I see the Charr/Human thing on the Human boards and now this.

They do carry fleas, you realize that? :p

And what thread might that be? :-P

It was the thread asking “as a human do you hate the Charr”
Someone mentioned that their GW1’s descendent is in love with a Charr and I asked in a good natured manner for explanation:

Zaxares.5419:

Atlas.9704:

Now when you say ‘loving a Charr’ do I need a barf bag and a censor bar for my mind’s eye? lol I’m just asking because the Internet has jaded me with certain phrases.

No comment… but I’d keep that censor bar and barf bag close at hand.

A good laugh was had by all.

Skritt have some difficulty communicating with other species. Due to the unique method of their race’s interpersonal communication, skritt often simply assume you know what they’re talking about. They also assume that you have the ability to keep up with their fast-paced idea transfer, and will speak rapidly and without specifics—because another skritt would simply understand without needing those details. Skritt also occasionally get over-excited and repeat themselves to make sure the “slow-witted not-skritt” actually understand them. http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Those_Sneaky,_Sneaky_Skritt

Lol. Skritt are great.

Well that’s not so bad! I mean, you’ve read those worse thread in the lore forum, right? :-P

shudders I try to forget Leo, I try.

Well you better not forget or I might start quoting my posts in them

When we start discussing crossing Charr and Centaurs, I draw the line. Until then, let “scientific” curiosity lead you where I can record it.

Atlas.9704:

Leo G.4501:

Atlas.9704:

Esplen.3940:

And they’re so cute… and have awesome voices.

I just wish I could snuggle up against one at night and… cough

By the Eternal Alchemy I shouldn’t be surprised.
First I see the Charr/Human thing on the Human boards and now this.

They do carry fleas, you realize that? :p

And what thread might that be? :-P

It was the thread asking “as a human do you hate the Charr”
Someone mentioned that their GW1’s descendent is in love with a Charr and I asked in a good natured manner for explanation:

Zaxares.5419:

Atlas.9704:

Now when you say ‘loving a Charr’ do I need a barf bag and a censor bar for my mind’s eye? lol I’m just asking because the Internet has jaded me with certain phrases.

No comment… but I’d keep that censor bar and barf bag close at hand.

A good laugh was had by all.

My legacy lives on!

As to inter-species cross-breeding being impossible? Well, let’s just say there’s nothing that sufficient Chaos Magic and Inquest experimentation can’t fix! ~rubs hands while cackling maniacally~

Dog.1472:

You sir, are a madman.

That’s just the voice of jealousy because I thought of it first

Drakkon.4782:

When we start discussing crossing Charr and Centaurs, I draw the line. Until then, let “scientific” curiosity lead you where I can record it.

“I can outrun a CenCharr!” will be a new quote in game I hope if this ever occurs.

Zaxares.5419:

My legacy lives on!

As to inter-species cross-breeding being impossible? Well, let’s just say there’s nothing that sufficient Chaos Magic and Inquest experimentation can’t fix! ~rubs hands while cackling maniacally~

Indeed your legacy has lol, there’s been a handful of forum posters I tend to remember due to…“interesting” notes.
As for your mad Asuran idea, all the more reason we should look into the reactor Fractal!

If we breed enough Asura with Skritt, maybe Skritt will finally be a playable race! It’s worth it!

Hmmm … I do believe it was originally said that the two species might have a common ancestry. Who says it hasn’t already been done?

Atlas.9704:

Esplen.3940:

And they’re so cute… and have awesome voices.

I just wish I could snuggle up against one at night and… cough

By the Eternal Alchemy I shouldn’t be surprised.
First I see the Charr/Human thing on the Human boards and now this.

They do carry fleas, you realize that? :p

Nothing a simple trans-atomic dirt incinerating cleaner G.O.L.E.M. can’t take care of… snaps fingers STADIC 3200~!